Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

Remember to do your hand stretches. Ideally if several people are going, you could split up who writes which person's lines. Like one person writes what the lawyer says, another what the witness says, maybe a third to focus on body language and what the other members of the polycule are doing?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

No purses with everything but the kitchen sink thrown in, either.

You read that, Ralph? No purses!!!

 

[The Internet Dick]

I only ask because he's convinced his dick is huge (people who have seen the sex tape beg to differ) and he thinks it's probably bigger than Metokur's.

Watching this shit play out, I've been looking for a word perfectly encapsulating husband, father, and non-practicing attorney Nick Rekieta, a descriptor capturing the essence of the man, summing him up.

Grimy. That fucker is grimy. Every thought in his head and every action he takes oozes with sleaze and shady intentions. He's the kind of skeevy rat bastard who would hit on another man's wife at a party and pass it off later as a joke ha-ha, the kind of phony who plays at family man while not-so-secretly despising them. I bet he beats off to back issues of Hustler magazine.

The good news is Rekieta's incapable of hiding his true face. He's been too drunk and too high for too long to keep the mask in place since putting on a convincing performance takes sustained focus, force of will, and a near-absolute measure of self-control. Does any of this sound even remotely like the dissipated prick we've been watching for the last several years?

Rekieta should've gone for a plea deal in the days or weeks following his arrest. I predict jail-time, probably a short stint in county with a few hundred hours of community service. Doesn't sound like much, I know, but the indignity of it will be a crushing blow to a grimy, grandiose dweeb whose license plate reads LAWPOPE.

 

[stupid frog]

Do Nick and Dax use the most expensive mics there are?
The ones Sam Hyde says looks like dicks in your mouth?

 

[Meat Target]

Ascots are absolutely inappropriate attire for court. In fact, they're inappropriate unless you're Fred from Scooby-Doo.

Found the story:

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_fit_to_be_tied_over_ascot_wearing_lawyer

https://archive.ph/e01Lw

How many bozos you think might assume "court attire" means showing up dressed like a dandy fop with a fedora?

Go Boss Hogg pimpsuit or go home.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't personally understand the difference between a recording or someone being able to take autistic detail in short hand.

There isn't a normal difference. But there's a legal difference. This is why you see retarded drawings of people in court hearings where people can't record them.

The major difference is in one case you're talking about something it is entirely legal to do, and in the other case you're doing something that can land you in jail.

 

[ripecortex]

For the non-retards going, I have some advice specific to my fellow ladies: don’t load yourself down with jewelry and accessories, please. Bracelets, earrings, necklaces are all time consuming, tangly, and no one wants to hear you jingle-jangle. Especially if you’re trying to write fast. Really the only things you need is an accurate watch and if you’re married, your wedding band (still optional if any kind of ring is distracting while writing). Don’t wear fiddly bits, be modest. No purses with everything but the kitchen sink thrown in, either. An all-fabric satchel with pen and pad wins the day.

For the retards going, be sure to let everyone know you’re a voluntary member of Reddit.

I'd probably recommend if you're not married to wear a wedding ring. Might save you some embarrassing interactions if even half the people suggesting they'd drop in show up.

 

[Hackerzine]

@Null is trying to organize the note taking which should help dramatically. I used to take notes as part of a team in similar (if not identical) circumstances. I'll include details of our process and I hope it helps.

Spoiler: Advice on Technique

My personal suggestion is to have one person dedicated to each person in the hearing. This technique allows you to fully focus on the demeanor and activity of the individuals, not just the words that are said. It is the best way to get a full view of the courtroom without cameras or audio.

Take normal watches (not smart watches) and try to sync them as close as possible. You are to be laser focused on your assigned person. When they are not speaking, you note body language, reactions and other activities. Rely on your team to take their notes. When you note an activity, glance at your watch and write the minute and second past the hour followed by what they do. Short hand is also very helpful. For example: "1245 RK shakes head no at wtns statmnt." When your person is the one speaking, switch to cursive if you can and just write fast.

At the top of the hour either turn to a new page or make a line delineating the change.

At the end of the hearing, you can either take your notes home and digitize them or hand over your papers to the person in charge and they can digitize them. Then it's just assembly to put together a complete picture of the court. Once you get the official transcript you can swap that in for the speaking but your behavioral notes are invaluable to painting a picture of the hearing.

 

[Mystery Spy]

The fact Rekieta is a double-faced snake can't be emphasized enough. On Sundays, he pretended to be a good Christian family man. That lie was the first to fall apart because his pastor did notice he was neglecting his kids. And he was too sloppy to hide it for long.

And with us, he pretended to be a based lawyer that didn't care talking about internet weirdoes and even did some streaming with Null.

He is a selfish drug addict, a horrible parent, and an incompetent lawyer, but don't forget the fact that he is a manipulator.

 

[Cuckoman]

@Null , your idea about what despicable thing Nick might do, you don't need to send it to someone for escrow,
just create a text file with the content and publish the 'md5sum' of that file here in this thread.

If you are right, then just publish the text file after the hearing and if the 'md5sum' matches then we know you did predict it correctly.

EDIT: here is one of my predictions: da405f3dd31195bf22aacec872b024a7

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

What about standalone fruits?

Like these?

 

[repentance]

what's the youtube?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdrU-HQ8lEc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89gnOJfRt5E

 

[Gorton Colu]

Like these?
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Is that Aurora Miranda? A kiwi of taste I see. Gotta keep people's potassium levels up at court.
Os Quindins de Yaya

 

[smarty_snoops]

Edit: I am indeed late af lol, I did a better search and people already wrote this

Spoiler: Late af ramblings

Did a quick "in this thread" search and didn't see anything speculated on this, but forgive me if I'm late af....

But when I heard about Kayla being offered a plea deal, my thought was that the most fucked up possible outcome for this trial would be:

• Kayla, who seems to have some modicum of genuine remorse ("These are the consequences of our actions") and is easily manipulated by Nick takes the plea deal in order to resolve this as quickly as possible
• Nick throws her under the fucking bus in his own case (assuming he gets his hair follicle test suppressed). His wife has already plead guilty to possession, so it's her coke, he's just her husband. The house was in disarray because his housewife was too strung out to cope, he's too busy as an internet lawyer, he was trying so hard with the kids activities but she was too far down in addiction, it was all her, etc.
• April plays fucking dumb. She's just a fleshlight family friend, she was visiting and trying to help out, it's not her house so it wasn't her coke, whatever.
• The darkest timeline would be cuckqueen Kayla being left with five kids, no money, and a felony hanging over her head while April homewrecks again and runs off with Nick, the two of them "vindicated" by the courts, to do blow and a shitty podcast together.

im pretty sure this is exactly what we all were thinking. his wife is going to take the rap for it so he can run away with april.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Fuck, I guess I gotta go then. Dm me for strategies on how to annotate in the cleanest way.

Since you can't film, you can do the courtroom sketch thing. Imagine hearing being televised to the world through badly drawn memes in real time on the forums

 

[AnOminous]

He is a selfish drug addict, a horrible parent, and a incompetent lawyer, but don't forget the fact that he is a manipulator.

Let's not forget he is also an absolute joke.

Everything he does should be laughed at.

What a worthless faggot.

What a useless cunt absolute unworthy of respect.

 

[August Levasseur]

Since you can't film, you can do the courtroom sketch thing. Imagine hearing being televised to the world through badly drawn memes in real time on the forums

Soyjaking Rackets in real time.

 

[LiquidKid]

Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:
https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf
This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201
https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx
You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

I’m heavily tempted to go. I have a background in transcribing shit and chosen probably Dina decent write up, it I don’t know how needed I would be compared to everyone else

 

[demicolon]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Another part of the interview. Posted five hours ago. 13 minute video

https://youtu.be/89gnOJfRt5E

In our interview, Null from Kiwi Farms is frustrated with FOX article, Why wont April speak?​

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