Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WTBOnlineFather]

Playing catch up on the baldo happenings, but my theory is that Nick has convinced Kayla and/or April to take a plea deal.
His plan is to use the admission of guilt (as part of Kayla, Aprils, or both, plea deal), as the proof that the coke was not his and that he had nothing to do with it.

Effectively throwing them under the bus to take the fall

Kinda thinking this might be Null's secret theory that he mentioned on stream

 

[AltisticRight]

That's where Ralph will probably be arrested in a few days for filming and threatening random people.

I hope the paypig he doxed files a chargeback, that would be funny.

 

[Mutley]

Kinda thinking this might be Null's secret theory that he mentioned on stream

Maybe..just seemed to be the sort of low life act that Baldo would pull to me..especially as he is only looking after himself and seems to be the only one with real representation ..

I hope it fails miserably if it is..

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Is this Kiwifarms in the room with us now mr. Rekieta?
Yes. Yes it actually is.

 

[ShitLurker]

OK, I need a competent Kiwi that can do a photoshop combination of JJJameson and Null saying "GET ME TRANSCRIPTS OF BALLDOMAN!".

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Yeah but apparently he’s a veteran and a local TV journo who covered a mass shooting, in addition to local sports and local politics. It just all strikes me as very odd. It would be like Tucker Carlson posting a Xitter clip saying “and let’s talk about my friend, Sneed. He bought a feed store. It used to belong to a guy named Chuck. Why did Chuck sell his store? Did the Chinese sell him subpar merchandise? Was he coerced to hire migrant labor by local politicians? If this country was as great as it used to be, Chuck would still own his feed store. Instead, it’s now owned and managed by Sneed.”

The sign is a subtle joke.

 

[jane.doe.steno]

I'm a court stenographer. If you want a next-day transcript from the hearing, make sure to contact the court stenographer ahead of time as they need to make arrangements to have the transcript worked on by scopists while they are writing in the courtroom. We pay others to help us produce the transcript quickly and need as much advance notice as possible. Also, transcripts from court hearings are not transcribed unless someone orders them. A full day's hearing is usually 200-350 pgs. Another great option would be a realtime transcript. You see what the court reporter writes in real time. It's not a perfect transcript, it's a rough draft, and usually the court reporter needs to be certified as a realtime reporter to be able to do this. Contact the court reporter for all this information. Attached are the costs in my court. Not sure what MN costs are but this gives you a ballpark idea of what you'll pay.

 

[3-2-1836]

Ascots are absolutely inappropriate attire for court. In fact, they're inappropriate unless you're Fred from Scooby-Doo.

Found the story:

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_fit_to_be_tied_over_ascot_wearing_lawyer

https://archive.ph/e01Lw

Just for the record here's the photo of the prosecutor in 2008

After being told to drop the ascot he switched to a bowtie before retiring in 2017.

 

[Procrastinhater]

In a sense, this is even better because it will make Balldo paranoid that trolls are going to show up. Looking forward to his spergouts and outbursts about the farms during the trial, just like fatrick tried to convince the judge that there was a big conspiracy against him when that one guy showed up at his local bar.

Oh people are definitely going to show up.
I just have that feeling.

Well maybe you should do a pushup, Null!

Ironic coming from that wasted drunken skeleton.
I doubt he could do a dozen pull ups himself with those stick arms.

 

[Captain Manning]

I thought that was Josh? That Ralph has been wanting to get Josh and Ralph to go to a doctors office for a literal dick measuring contest.

You may be right. I might be mixing up the two.

The whole thing is no less ridiculous though if it were Josh instead of Jim.

That's where Ralph will probably be arrested in a few days for filming and threatening random people.

I'm with those who say he won't even show, but Dick seething over yet another alcolyte being arrested would be an unexpected bonus laugh in all this.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Jealous of those that are able to go in person, and take notes LEGALLY.

I really wish I could. Those that are, please fucking Christ don't do illegal shit. Contain the 'tism and do us all a great service.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Don't do this.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I love how retarded people on the internet are in general.
Attention span of a fucking Guppy, they can't even read the ruling and process what it means.

"Request to allow audio/video coverage of the omnibus hearing: DENIED"

*bUt wHaT iF I bRiNg mY oWn AudIO rEcOrDInG dEvICe????????*

Pull your fucking brains out of the microwave.

 

[keke]

kiwifarmers going to take notes as on-the-ground independent court reporters is not where I thought this thread would end up a year ago. GL out there, fellow autists

 

[Glowie]

I only ask because he's convinced his dick is huge

To be fair if you're a herpes his dick is huge relative to your size, you'd have been size of a literal virus to see it as a huge place to copy yourself in.


For humans nah, obesity is known to cause shrinking phallus

 

[Mandatory User Name]

"The myopia of poverty"
So is Nick really pulling out the Affluenza defence card here? It makes sense, he already claims to have ODD (Spoilt Brat Disorder).
"A little Dust on the vents"
Doesn't Aaron have photos of Nick's messy house? he said he didn't want to release them because other people were in the images, perhaps if they're the kids he can crop them out and release the images of the mess. As a backup in case Nick is successful in hiding the bodycam footage etc. Then we'll see just what "A little dust on the vents" looks like.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"The myopia of poverty"
So is Nick really pulling out the Affluenza defence card here? It makes sense, he already claims to have ODD (Spoilt Brat Disorder).
"A little Dust on the vents"
Doesn't Aaron have photos of Nick's messy house? he said he didn't want to release them because other people were in the images, perhaps if they're the kids he can crop them out and release the images of the mess. As a backup in case Nick is successful in hiding the bodycam footage etc. Then we'll see just what "A little dust on the vents" looks like.

Yes Aaron, I am sure you are reading this thread and reveling in how bad Nick looks right now.
You need to open your picture and video gallery of the rickety rackety coke den sex dungeon for our perusal.

[EDIT] I know it might look bad when its you strapped to the BDSM sex-pole being pegged by Kayla and being sucked off by Nick, but sometimes you have to take a small L for a big W.

 

[Tour of Italy]

"The myopia of poverty"
So is Nick really pulling out the Affluenza defence card here? It makes sense, he already claims to have ODD (Spoilt Brat Disorder).
"A little Dust on the vents"
Doesn't Aaron have photos of Nick's messy house? he said he didn't want to release them because other people were in the images, perhaps if they're the kids he can crop them out and release the images of the mess. As a backup in case Nick is successful in hiding the bodycam footage etc. Then we'll see just what "A little dust on the vents" looks like.

Nick had a little dust on his nose vent during that one stream, am I right?

For real though if I were the state, I’d be pretty confident that I could convince a jury that Nick was using cocaine and streaming himself while altered. I feel like it’s really not talked about enough that for all his trying to be clever about it, we literally have video of the man acting exactly like a person on drugs.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm a court stenographer. If you want a next-day transcript from the hearing, make sure to contact the court stenographer ahead of time as they need to make arrangements to have the transcript worked on by scopists while they are writing in the courtroom. We pay others to help us produce the transcript quickly and need as much advance notice as possible. Also, transcripts from court hearings are not transcribed unless someone orders them. A full day's hearing is usually 200-350 pgs. Another great option would be a realtime transcript. You see what the court reporter writes in real time. It's not a perfect transcript, it's a rough draft, and usually the court reporter needs to be certified as a realtime reporter to be able to do this. Contact the court reporter for all this information. Attached are the costs in my court. Not sure what MN costs are but this gives you a ballpark idea of what you'll pay.

Thank you for the insight, I just assumed the transcript would be months away.

That sort of next-day rate seems not unreasonable to pay for - as much as a herd of kiwis could be corralled to produce a reasonable result, having the authentic transcript that quickly would be better and un-challengeable, everything is officially archived, the Voluntary Members could then focus on adding color and sketching etc.

It’s really amusing me that we have serious professionals de-lurking just to give tips for this event. Well done Nick

 

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Dress like a fucking normie. If you have anything resembling a correctly fitting suit, wear that. Have a fucking wash. No meme shirts or other cringy shit. PASS FOR NORMAL.

Exactly. You want to be dressed like this