This is interesting because it most likely is pat's hormones are all fucked up from years of alcohol, anger problems, obesity and a sedentary lifestyle. On the other hand pat is totally the type of retard who would think you could just inject steroids and look like Swarzenegger over night. For people who don't know steroids just amplify the effects of working out it's not a substitute for hard work.
>I could make the same shot 9/10
Plot twist: Fat's been taking steroids for over a decade, and all it did was make him fatter, angrier, and gayer as he was and is still too fucking lazy and pigheaded to do jack shit in a gym beyond pose for creepy selfies
Officer Bitchtits is fucking legendary
I genuinely don't think he has any fans who would fund a Kickstarter, and seeing as he's had multiple failures that were a net loss for the retailers he'd more likely have to pay an advance to the publisher instead
Looks like a combination of prenatal lead poisoning and inbreeding, so just British.
With his obsessions, this thought scares me
Are there actually people as dumb as Rick who would think it just gives you muscles without doing anything? That's fucking scary
I don't shoot for the center of mass on a deer. Patrick should stop LARPing as a shooter.
I think the most hilarious thing about this womanly fag is he constantly makes up shit he doesn't know anything about to look "manly" even though anyone who actually does know anything instantly realizes he's completely wrong. Then when people point it out, he doubles down, extremely fatly.
I dont think Patrick as ever seen a deer before or knows what center mass is on it hell I dont think he knows what eye level and elevated level means
Aiming center mass in a deer is cruel. The deer will run for miles before dying and you'll never recover it.
He looks at himself and doesn't even see that he's fat. The fact he has to squeeze into his ancient clothing hasn't alerted him to his obesity. He legitimately believes he is thin and athletic because he wears the same clothes he wore several Presidential administrations ago.
Fun fact: I've never hunted deer myself, and it was my then nine year old niece who explained this to me. A nine year old girl (raised around guns) knew more about deer hunting than this fat middle aged man.
Hes also very poor so cant afford new clothes any money he gets has to go towards beer food and trips with his lesbian wife though she most likely pays for those
Also his finances are depleted by his nine year old's severe cocaine habit.
And if you do, it'll be sprayed with shit, a lot of the time. Herbivores have huge, full guts most of the time, since their fodder is not calorically dense. At that point, the meat is a total loss.
I usually shoot for the point of the shoulder. It saves much of the organ meat and it stops the deer so I don't have to chase the damn thing.
Someone who can wield such magic should make the "this is what peak performance looks like" meme with him in that red shirt from this Scotland thing.
The 'not chase the damn thing' is why my old man moved to the neck shot. You either miss or they drop there.
Wrong again, child, Pat is such expert marksman he hunts with his p90 and he never misses.
Now I want to call her "Xanax-Dü".
Oscar Pistorius is a sore subject for me. When he got his charge downgraded to manslaughter because he shot through the bathroom door, thus proving lack of intent, I tried patenting an invention with a bathroom door bolted to the muzzle of the gun. Then they reversed that and he got convicted of murder. Waste of a patent fee.
I find the liver to be pretty tasty.
I didn't think this was an issue in central Texas. I never saw worms in any liver I took there. Maybe I just got lucky.
