🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph says he's at the Merida airport


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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Calling it now.

If by some miracle he makes it to this hearing, he's going to chimp out at some unsuspecting normie and get his shit rocked like in Portugal.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I’d say if I see him there filming me he’s going to get a wedgie but he doesn’t wear underwear (probably from trauma in his youth experiencing that as a young fat child constantly)

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[Oh Darn]

Ralph, don’t fall asleep in the courtroom, lest a female baliff tries to wake you up

 

[Drunkensailor]

Hi Ethan,
This is a win/win for you. If you go to the trial, it proves your ralphamale (outlaw persona) is not a LARP. Remaining south of the border completely fucks over the people trying to serve you and you get to keep Michael Farrell's money.

I am rooting for you to show up and personally own me by wearing a tailored suit. Shoes and tie can make up for a substandard shirt but the slacks and jacket are paramount. Unfortunately your formal attire will be mercilessly scrutinized by Patrick Bateman level autists, keep that in mind when choosing your ensemble.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ethan Ralph likes pantry lines because he's a little piggy who loves snacks

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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How’s he going to know who’s a kiwi and who’s not if he isn’t in the court room? What are you going to do waddle your fat ass in without your knife and phone and waddle out to get your knife and phone? Let’s be real not like you can afford a rental so where are you going to stash your knife and phone? Can’t travel on a plane with it (too cheap to afford luggage fees) so you’re going to be picking up some cheap gas station folder, the kind that barely even works for opening letters. Do you really think you can get a shitty flip knife out of your pocket and manage to open it while you’re squeeling and flailing about for me piggy?

Status: Ralph is fat retard who’s threats are as empty as his head

 

[Truly Rural]

So many needles expenses. None of it would be needed if hearing was recorded. Suffer hog.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Status: Ralph is fat retard who’s threats are as empty as his head

The ralphamalé does not scare. I will wager $3.50, that Ethan drops you with one punch.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

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Ethan Ralph of the famous Killstream announces he's going to go to stab a man in the streets in the states, a place that he escaped from

 

[Nate Higgers]

Ah no what's this fat pig talking about now.
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Ah luv panty lines on women... When they're wearing panties .

Ethan is posting about “outlines” on xitter…PAGING @Bryan Dunn
PAGING @Bryan Dunn

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The scary thing is there probably are kiwi farmers who Ralph could take in a fight.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

The person Ralph's attendance probably bothers most is Nick Rekieta. Nick knows a belligerent and drunken bartard with a history of causing public scenes is attending a serious legal hearing ostensibly in support of him. And it seems the only reason he's attending is to cause problems. Anything Ralph does in Minnesota will be connected publicly to Rekieta, which is likely the last thing Rekieta wants right now.

And Rekieta can't say anything about it or else he risks turning Ralph's ire on him. This is exactly what Rekieta deserves lmfao.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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So he's going to show up to the court to harass anyone going to see the trial and he's bringing a weapon?

 

[Bepis]

The person Ralph's attendance probably bothers most is Nick Rekieta. Nick knows a belligerent and drunken bartard with a history of causing public scenes is attending a serious legal hearing ostensibly in support of him. And it seems the only reason he's attending is to cause problems. Anything Ralph does in Minnesota will be connected publicly to Rekieta, which is likely the last thing Rekieta wants right now.

And Rekieta can't say anything about it or else he risks turning Ralph's ire on him. This is exactly what Rekieta deserves lmfao.

Maybe Nick was hoping Ralph would get the hint when he was going on about not wanting pedophiles watching the hearing.

 

[Asian tech support]

Imagine attending court in Kandiyohi County, Minnesota and not bringing a super badass gas station folding knife. Anyone who doesn't have a knife with them in the courtroom is an automatic broke ass wigger manlet who probably lives in a crackshack in Mexico.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

anyone know the cost for Ralph's supposed trip? for a guy e-begging to drop thousands on round trip and lodgings is impressive. my question is what's stopping whomever he owes money to in mexico from breaking in and stealing everything once he's gone?

 

[eDove]

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This piggy motherfucker got verifiably, brutally beat up TWICE and he's thinks these limp-wristed threats hold any weight.

 

[HackerX]

Liss'n here bish, I got a suit

The suit fit so oddly on him and button the bottom button didn't help.

If Ralph goes to the hearing he's going to expect to be able to hang out with Rekieta afterward, which Rekieta won't do. Then Ralph will declare Rekieta a blood-enemy again.

He's prolly gonna take pictures of himself inside the mustang to own the alogs like he did at Ali's birthday bash.

How’s he going to know who’s a kiwi and who’s not if he isn’t in the court room? What are you going to do waddle your fat ass in without your knife and phone and waddle out to get your knife and phone? Let’s be real not like you can afford a rental so where are you going to stash your knife and phone? Can’t travel on a plane with it (too cheap to afford luggage fees) so you’re going to be picking up some cheap gas station folder, the kind that barely even works for opening letters. Do you really think you can get a shitty flip knife out of your pocket and manage to open it while you’re squeeling and flailing about for me piggy?

Status: Ralph is fat retard who’s threats are as empty as his head

Most likely outcome is he'll stab himself while fumbling around. Idk why the dumb West Memphis wigger always needs to escalate everything when it has never worked in his favor.

 

[Pizdec]

Did he just dox a supporter to own the farms?
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Edit: Yes he did. Tweet deleted and replaced. Sorry piggy, too slow. New version:
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I love the immediate karma of this, Ralph doxes a donor, who, bless their heart, should not have, and TheRalphRetort gets seized the next day. Ain't it a bitch, piggy?
Edit: YOU CAN'T HAVE WEAPONS PIGGY YER A FELON, THE COURT IS NOT GOING TO APPRECIATE YOU BRINGING YOUR SHIT-ASS MEXICAN FLIP KNIFE TO THE US.