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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 326 92.6%

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So I'm assuming Ralph is gonna land at MSP, cause that's literally the closet to Spicer. I wonder how the fuck is he gonna rent a car to drive to Spicer without donos, cause that shit's not cheap, and it's three hours to and from.

Also, have fun dealing with the Somalians, Ralph. And the endless stream of heroin addicts roaming about.
 
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Seriously? Piggertits, Boogie was more of a threat and his knife had no edge. I have watched the Sektur Kang have a man jam his fingers into the Rage Pig's mouth and Ralph took it. I think I even heard a sucking sound. I'm more scared of a hang nail.
 
UPDATE: Ralph has now recorded a vile ageist video from Felipe Angeles airport attacking someone for hiring an 82 year old lawyer.

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Looking good, Ralph!

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His neck fat is now bifurcated like the gunt - Ralph is undergoing mitosis

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Seriously? Piggertits, Boogie was more of a threat and his knife had no edge. I have watched the Sektur Kang have a man jam his fingers into the Rage Pig's mouth and Ralph took it. I think I even heard a sucking sound. I'm more scared of a hang nail.
Not to mention, Boogie holding a pistol at a gunpoint is more than a lethal threat than Ethan Ralph’s extremely flat and wishful thinking death threat to Josh. He cannot even hold a knife properly, and may ends up just slice his finger and squeak like a pig about it. Still fat and a massive drunkard that takes too much pills that he becomes far more delusional and out-of-touch.
Also because he is also a school dropout with a low IQ, he would end up getting a plastic comb and assumes it was a swiss or pocket knife; then once he realizes it, he would brought it up to Twitter and cry about it and Josh in one sentence. Good job, Piggertits.
 
My God, it's full of scars! The clerks may mistake him for a senior citizen. I'll laugh if they give him preferred seating. He'll make an utter fool of himself getting Crackets' attention.
I doubt Ralph is actually going inside unless he is planning to illegally film or record. Theres nothing for him to really do in the actual courtroom without his phone. I'm assuming he's just going to stand at the entrance and film random people entering and leaving the court until he's asked to leave. Maybe he'll try to film in the parking lot. His only reason for going there is to try and dox people.
 
So I'm assuming Ralph is gonna land at MSP, cause that's literally the closet to Spicer. I wonder how the fuck is he gonna rent a car to drive to Spicer without donos, cause that shit's not cheap, and it's three hours to and from.
It's about $250 for Monday through Thursday

I can't wait until Ralph finds out Mall of America is literally right across the street from MSP, to see him go hogwild there.
 
Virgins: drive to Willmar, Minnesota to observe Rekieta's hearing
Chads: drive to Willmar, Minnesota to throw corn at the crazy guy with a selfie stick in the courthouse parking lot
Nah. Walk up to him. Tell him you love his show and give him a fifth of whiskey to show your appreciation for what he is doing. This is a self solving problem.
 
With my work schedule freeing up I might as well go. Been to a bunch of spots around Mille Lacs for camping and fishing as a kid and have been there as an adult a few times too. Mille Lacs is a beautiful spot btw and I recommend it for any Kiwi to visit, there's some nice smaller towns and Indian casinos around the lake to enjoy if you dont want to just rent jet skis or boats, fish, or hike around the area. Also it's a 2+ hour drive out to the courthouse from there so I figure go out, camp, I wake up early, do some fishing, and drive out to Willmar day of and hopefully spot the pig at my leisure.

BTW Ralph. Make sure you cut the underwear you're wearing so it tears easily when I give you a wedgie. I'm sure thats a trick you remember from getting bullied as a fat kid. Maybe then you can get your gay little knife out.

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