DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

he really kind of is though

No exaggeration (lol) he could do a podcast where he’s full of himself like he is now, then instead of gaming, proceed to do random adult tasks like changing a lightbulb or attempting to cook or balancing a budget and it would be like going to the zoo watching a special exhibit.

He really is missing out on going viral for being an alien in almost every way.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

What would happen if the Kino Cucks start asking for Queen Katherine and offering big tips to entice him to bring her back?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I'm sorry. When I said he's not stupid what I really meant is that he isn't retarded. He is pretty stupid about basically everything.

 

[dent_whisperer]

He can't even half ass a thumbnail together, shitty photo crop of muta just slapped over some random scene from stream.

He such a retarded lazy entitled cunt, I think it's actually good Phil doesn't have a normal job because imagine having this retard as your coworker. He would do nothing and then proceed to talk about all the work he did

I could very easily see him being some low level paper pusher in the federal government. One of those where nobody has any fucking clue what he does but you can't fire him because its to much of a hassle.

What would happen if the Kino Cucks start asking for Queen Katherine and offering big tips to entice him to bring her back?

His only hangup about Kat will be how much money he gets thrown at him. If they can guarantee multiple nights of 2 to 3k+ in tips Phil would had her have doing some of the most depraved shit imaginable.

 

[johnkimble123]

I'm sorry. When I said he's not stupid what I really meant is that he isn't retarded. He is pretty stupid about basically everything.

Smart idiots are the best, as in they think they are knowledgeable enough to function but in reality immediately run to somebody else when faced with a decision or even the slightest of resistance. Like when Phil's computer RGB light bloatware crashed, he said "my PC is broken", not even trying to figure out a solution on his own.

 

[Cardef1121]

After the docu hits and his ego deflates he'll retreat and be back to MeekSydePhil. "Hueheheh I was only pretending to be a greedy bastard."

 

[TheLastFrogger]

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Phil's thumbnail

Now that he is on the "professional streamer" setup buy spree, the next item must be a soundboard. He will be more annoying with it than RTU

His streamdeck has a soundboard built in I'm surprised he hasn't started using it yet.

 

[donkeygong]

His streamdeck has a soundboard built in I'm surprised he hasn't started using it yet.

It's not that simple! First he needs to do the Great Migration from his old streaming PC to his wife's old PC. It takes a lot of resources to run the DSP operation: one gaming PC, one mini PC, one notebook for tips, one PC for streaming. He really needs that money to fund this.

 

[Drama Trauma]

What do you think? How long the Kino Casino arc will last?

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

What do you think? How long the Kino Casino arc will last?

New poll? (Since the last one has been answered, in a sense.)

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

The best thing to come from this Kino saga really does come down to how inflated and ridiculous his narc ego is now. SmugSydePhil is really showing how insufferable he really is and no amount of "Hahaha I'm playing this up as an act for the camera" will take away from the fact he genuinely thinks detractors are coping and seething and pissing themselves at his 'success'.

And this whole new SmugSydePhil era is even more hilarious because he is so delusional he thinks mock dick sucking from Mutahar and others is they seeing the light and truth that he isn't a scumbag, meaning this guy will whore himself out to literally ANYONE with 500,000+ subscribers if they glaze him just a little and run out some detractors were wrong mantra. He doesn't get that any of this future glazing he will get is just because they will be milking him for views, because he is such a weirdo narc he can't comprehend that until it all comes crashing down.

And a lot of the focus now is Phil making money means everyone is seething. Dentractors specifically.
But the money disappears as we all know, but leaning into WWE Champions isn't that much of a funny "owning the meme" when it's the actual truth at this point.

I don't know where he thinks hes going with this. It's not a good look.

 

[Corpun]

What do you think? How long the Kino Casino arc will last?

Depends on how long SmugSydePhil lasts. As long as Kino Casino and other people glaze Phil and tell him the things he wants to hear, he will keep whoring himself out for the attention he so desperately craves.

So probably a month or two before they get bored of using him as their pet retard.

 

[Telemeter]

is it too optimistic to say that we might actually get a wwec admission? he's been talking about it a lot lately. KC ego boost had him admit to being addicted to supercard, something that would have definitely earned you a lean just a few weeks ago.

He's still pretending its a joke..

He went "blue hogans, green hogans, polka dot hogans!" trying way too hard to pretend he doesn't know exactly what the hogans are.

No exaggeration (lol) he could do a podcast where he’s full of himself like he is now, then instead of gaming, proceed to do random adult tasks like changing a lightbulb or attempting to cook or balancing a budget and it would be like going to the zoo watching a special exhibit.

He really is missing out on going viral for being an alien in almost every way.

Dude, yes. I said this a while back too, but the sound proof panel was probably the best stream he's had since the Side Scrollers interview, and that includes the KC arc.

DSP just needs to stream himself assembling Ikea furniture, changing car tires, fixing leaky pipes, karening out at buffet employees cause the food is cold, etc.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

He's still pretending its a joke..

He went "blue hogans, green hogans, polka dot hogans!" trying way too hard to pretend he doesn't know exactly what the hogans are.



Dude, yes. I said this a while back too, but the sound proof panel was probably the best stream he's had since the Side Scrollers interview, and that includes the KC arc.

DSP just needs to stream himself assembling Ikea furniture, changing car tires, fixing leaky pipes, karening out at buffet employees cause the food is cold, etc.

I would totally watch him interact with the real world if he filmed his day off shopping unedited

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Add me to the list who would watch his IRL streams.

I’ve never seen someone this incompetent at everything, so something like Costco or Home Depot would be incredible to see.

 

[Telemeter]

I would totally watch him interact with the real world if he filmed his day off shopping unedited

If KC really wants to help DSP, they will just instruct and convince him to make like, a single stream a week, where all he does is one mundane task that they pull out of a jar.

Buy an inflatable raft and take it to the lake.
Compare prices for pickles are 4 different stores and buy the best ones.
Go to a ren faire and ride a horse.

 

[Corpun]

Go to a ren faire and ride a horse.

He can stay home and do that, and I don't even think Kick allows BBW pornography.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I mean fuck me, Mutahar actually work a 9-5 job AND does his Youtube channel + podcast and guest apperances. And he has a wife (maybe also kids) How come Phil can't do that?

Phil has mentioned before he doesn't want kids. As for why, he never really explained, but if I was to take a guess, it's this: it takes away the attention Phil craves and needs. If he was to have children, thank God he never did, his chat would mention how's Phil Jr or if it's a girl, Phyllis, the whole chat would be about how they're doing, etc....and Phil being Phil, he would get upset and that the chat "is derailing" and "My kid has nothing to do with my stream! Talk about the game or tag me in the chat." Basically, how Phil acts now when you ask a question that doesn't pertain to him, or you're kissing the gout.

Phil won't get a job outside of streaming because he has no ambition to do anything else. This was brought up by GTG awhile ago, and he mentioned that during the helicopter job, he told HR that he wanted to "retire" with the company. Doing what? Well, doing customer service. That's it. Not moving up in the company, getting other certifications besides the ACE certification, not getting anything that would improve the company, etc...just taking orders over the phone, and doing that until he dies. That was his goal with After Market Support for Helicopters, until he got laid off.

Unlike his dad, who started off as a shop technician after getting his DD-256 (Honorary Discharge) from the Marines, went to night school to earn his Bachelors in business, went back to earn his Masters degree and eventually his doctorates in Quality Management, along with starting his his own quality management company, Unger Enterprises. Dave wasn't content with life. Phil, however, is a different case study.

Phil is comfortable cruising in neutral. While like a lot of us, that went to night school to earn a degree, a certificate, etc...Phil is just comfortable being lazy and expecting the world owes him everything. Phil was, and always has been, a coddled and whiney bitch made piece of crap.

 

[Iron Hamster]

After the docu hits and his ego deflates he'll retreat and be back to MeekSydePhil. "Hueheheh I was only pretending to be a greedy bastard."

Could go another way with this faux new confidence. He could really meltdown yelling how everything is not true.

 

[detractorzer0]

Lol. This fall is going to be vicious.