Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Lol, yeah listen, if any of you fucking morons get charged for a crime in that courthouse, consider yourself a Doxxed turbofaggot. There will be a public record of any contempt charges, I presume.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Question- I believe I read in some leaked docs that our wives were found in the master bedroom, is that correct?

Yes. In the PC affidavit for April's current charges, both of them were found in the master bedroom by police.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think, for him, he feels it was worth it because it allowed him to fling shit at the Farms in a legal filing. Then have a stream with Dick Masterson crowing about how brilliant he is.

You are correct that he only needed like one paragraph, citing the reason the judge actually adopted in the denial, but he wanted to try and twist the knife with the insinuation he made.

A lot of Nick's ego is riding on winning these cases specifically to prove the farms wrong, however for all of this we've been largely nothing but spectators. It was his own feelings of inadequacy and unfulfilment that drove him to alcoholism, hard drugs and swinging. It was his sense of invincibility that lead him to commit defamation against Montograph. It was his own church congregation and sister-in-law that that tipped off the cops and it was all of those things that lead up to his pillstream and subsequent arrest. Yet it really seems like his biggest concern in winning all of this asides from walking away a free man with no limits on his hedonism, is proving us wrong, but the problem even if he did it wouldn't fix anything for him.

Even if all of the charges were dropped, the hair test was proven to be erroneous and he was allowed to go free and all of this caused Montograph to drop dead of a stroke, it wouldn't make him any less of a alcoholic coke-fiend cuckold, and wouldn't prevent him from continuing to destroy what's left of his life which will attract people here to gawk at his downfall.

Yes the important things about these filings is that they show that Nick's lawyer is also a window licking moron who cannot write a motion to save his life.

All he had to do was write a brief paragraph or two citing the rule. This is highly effective, one, its short so people actually read it, two, its correct, and you just fucking win, and three, you make Nool and his lawyer look like a sperg for not reading the rule properly.

Instead they wrote a 15 page spergout about irrelevant shit that is immediately going to have them on the judge's bad side.

Nick has always had a flair for the dramatic--hence his purple prose, and aggressive social media blitz and gaslighting. What was Nick's advice to Vic and a lot of other people going through drama?

Go on the attack! Name names (on my show)! Modern PR is dead! You have to fling shite!

..I don't know what that is*...just some note-taking stuff relevant in part at least to common law-related phrases. Are you being mean?

* aim as in AOL? I don't know/never used it

Yes, it was AOL Instant Messenger. One of the early placed text-speak became popularised.

IMA GO TO THE CIURT N DOX ALL YEW KIWIS N RAISE MAH MIDDLE FINGERS AT Y'ALL AND THE CIURT YEAH THAT'S MAH FUCKIN LEGUHL MINDSET CUZ I AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL!! FUCK YOUR CANDY ASS HIGH-O COUNTY, BISH!

SURPRISE! Ralph is there as legal consultant to Nick's case by dint his greater experience in the courtroom, and he will have the judge toss it all out! We are so PWN'd!

 

[Gorton Colu]

Looking forward to possible new threads being made on any retard dumb enough to be a nuisance at the courthouse.

Reminds me of the MATI call ins where people just could not contain their awkward spergery. At least with Ralph going, there is a chance that his low impulse control faggotry distracts attention from any dumb farmer.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

This thread has taken a turn for the cringe.

Not the first time, and it won't be the last.
See also:
>sperging about firearm calibres
>tripod posting
>assorted theological sperging
>sperging about jews.
This thread has everything.

 

[Windy Moors]

Let's quit using the "swinging" euphemism. It's CUCKOLDRY. Nick is a CUCK.

If it walks like a cuck, talks like a cuck, then it's a cuck.

Yes, it was AOL Instant Messenger. One of the early placed text-speak became popularised.

AOL Keyword: Balldo
AOL Keyword: Cuck

 

[AnOminous]

Y'all went full retard.

That's just like, your opinion, man. In my opinion, YOU are the one who went full retard.

I forget what you said, but whatever it was, it was full retard.

 

[Gorton Colu]

That's just like, your opinion, man. In my opinion, YOU are the one who went full retard.

I forget what you said, but whatever it was, it was full retard.

No, you're the retarded one if you want to know the truth about it.

Enjoy prison with Cokeita, bish.

 

[VidMasterEon]

For fuck's sake use an app to translate your posts into comprehensible English.

Here this will help you

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Instead they wrote a 15 page spergout about irrelevant shit that is immediately going to have them on the judge's bad side.

You forget yourself, may I put forward something very big brained and amazing because as we know SIR BALLDO has stated, people in his county don't normally deal with high rollers like nick who is rich as he stated.

Billable hours bish $$$$ nicks got fuck you money! The kind of money that allowed him to have all that coke, not pay speeding fines and not paying his taxes, he didn't even show up to court or even his hotwifes zoom meeting because that's how sir balldo rolls!

I hope the lawyer gets paid well because nick won't even pay Monty $300 because nick is a wet brained super lawyer and he will defeat Karen farms!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

If Dan Mullen, Boomia, and BDA can successfully sit in a court room then I expect you retards to do the same. Seriously the funniest fucking thing with Patrick’s debt hearing was Fatrick going insane at the sight of Dan Mullen and Dan doing fucking nothing beyond sitting politely in the court room taking notes with some other Kiwi.

Be polite, too. For you guys who are trying to go it’s Nick being embarrassed in court for everyone else it’s their day job. Don’t make the bailiff or judges day any harder than it’s going to be dealing with some coked up retard who’s alleging that there is a massive conspiracies against him.

Also, if you niggas face dox each other then go get pizza afterwards. Compare notes, but try not to be too autistic (big ask, I know). Hope anyone going has fun and looks respectful.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What are the chances of the gunt making a fool of himself and when the judge ask "who bitch this is?", Rekieta immediately throws the gunt under the bus and says the gunt is one of the kiwifarmers nick mentioned to the judge?

 

[repentance]

I really do hope someone can pay the $500+ dollars for a live feed.

But it's funnier the way he did it. you could practically hear the desperation between every sentence.

Money has nothing to do with the reason it's not being streamed.

It would be the worst case scenario to see Kayla take the fall for Lord Balldo. Someone should alert her parents that she is unrepresented and needs a lawyer that will protect her from the Crackieta RailRoad.

Among a sea of stupid ideas, this one stands out.

What a fucking spoilsport faggot for preventing his trial from being streamed. Pathetic, hypocritical, thin skinned and worst of all, fake and gay.

This is not the trial. We don't have a decision yet on whether streaming the trial will be allowed.

I just want to encourage any locals to attend this trial if you can.

You will see and hear so, so much more than ever gets reported. Trial watching is genuinely interesting.

The trial, yes. The omnibus hearing may be far less interesting.

It seems to me that there are a large number of people here who don't "get" jokes, and multiple people will quote and reply to an obvious joke to "correct" the information. People who are perpetually outraged and overly sensitive + people with no sense of humor makes it feel like Something Awful all over again sometimes.

Just like on SA, the thread has been totally derailed by people posting page after page of unfunny "jokes" and running them into the ground.

 

[TherapyMan]

Yes the important things about these filings is that they show that Nick's lawyer is also a window licking moron who cannot write a motion to save his life.

You're operating under the assumption that Nick (or his lawyer) cared about making an effective legal argument. Nick cares far, far more about engaging in a weird battle in the court of public opinion against Kiwi Farms and his detractors. Nick cares more about his public-facing image than anything else and he has deliberately eschewed any good or sensible advice about how to handle his prosecution by constantly making it a topic of conversation in public.

Practically speaking, what did convicted child pornography enjoyer Jason Close have to actually do with any of the merits of Josh's Motion? None. But Nick wants to smear Josh with Close's reputation and create an association with Close and Josh. That's why it takes up over half the motion and the actual merits are contained to a tiny subparagraph.

 

[Moths]

Whats the chance the feds are interested in rekeita rolling over on the dealer who supplied him?

Is there a universe where rekeita is found in a warehouse accidentally suicided?

To clarify I hope nothing like that happens to the dood but the idea intrigues me

 

[repentance]

Practically speaking, what did convicted child pornography enjoyer Jason Close have to actually do with any of the merits of Josh's Motion? None. But Nick wants to smear Josh with Close's reputation and create an association with Close and Josh. That's why it takes up over half the motion and the actual merits are contained to a tiny subparagraph.

It's a shame there isn't an opportunity to highlight Close's ongoing association with Nick.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Is there a universe where rekeita is found in a warehouse accidentally suicided?

Yes, but as others have said it would likely due to imitating David Carradine.

 

[trash cat]

which they have an excess of for balldo and significantly less of for our wife. fucking use what little brain cells you have

That's unfortunate you're having trouble differentiating between a sociopath's legal strategy and case facts.

have a Thomas the tank engine

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

The only thing you have to do to troll Nick is silently take notes. His seethe will come later when he reads his thread.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

The trial, yes. The omnibus hearing may be far less interesting.

The two most possible things to happen at the omnibus:

1. Nick tries to get the warrant thrown out.
2. Nick and Kayla take a plea.

(1) is almost certain, Nick claimed some things in the awful Dax / Nick 69 session that suggest he and his lawyer have been working on this.
(2) depends on what you think is going on in Nick's head. The plea offer may get worse if he doesn't take it at the hearing.

Also, apparently Drexel stopped talking to Nick over one of Nick's lies. No I'm not posting a clip, this is a Safe for Work forum. Check out elb's channel.