Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

They're already trying to cover his ass legally, they'll definitely allow him to be a waste of space for the rest of their lives

I could see him having a Cobes arc, even if he's more deserving of a Lowtax.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This theory would also line up with what Aaron said of April - that she absolutely wanted to take Kayla’s place.

If Kayla has any sense she’ll have already worked something out with the prosecutor, but she may have sealed her fate if she took that deal.

Then, given Kayla's status as a convicted felon with documented drug issues, Nick will argue that he is the more suitable parent and seek custody of their children. He was the parent driving the kids to activities. In such a scenario, Kayla could lose custody, and Nick, April, and the children may relocate, potentially to a different state such as Florida or Texas. (Despite being on probation, relocation is feasible by filing a motion with the court.)

Getting sole custody would be the last thing Nick would want. More driving of the darn kids???

To be honest, I almost think that he wants Kayla to divorce him, or at least did at one point. The below video is from December of last year, it was the first really fucked up stream he did after meeting the Imholtes, and according it to Aaron it was only a few weeks after the swinging started. He talks about how a chatter is wrong to say that Rekieta is "lucky" to be married 18 years, because if he was lucky, he would have had a prenup.

In my opinion, success for him would have been for Kayla to initiate a divorce, take the kids, and then for Nick to say, well, there's nothing keeping him in MN anymore..... Why not move with April to LA? He can hang out with the legendary star of a Pizza Hut commercial and a comic vaporbook writer!!!

The only reason for Nick to turn on Kayla in the criminal case now would be if they actually charged them with the child's positive drug test. That doesn't seem to be happening. With the possession, it's pretty cut and dry. Even if Nick convinced Kayla to take the blame, I don't think it would work.

Yes the important things about these filings is that they show that Nick's lawyer is also a window licking moron who cannot write a motion to save his life.

I'm going to be honest. I think Nick might be better off if he could swap the Barneswalker and Ethan Ralph on the "attorney" and "purse-wearing moron shouting nonsense outside a building on a livestream" roles on his defense team.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Does anyone remember the context of the "I have brauts with whipped cream on the end!"? Was it just him portraying a fantasy?

 

[Oh Darn]

Getting sole custody would be the last thing Nick would want …success for him would have been for Kayla to initiate a divorce, take the kids, and then for Nick to say, well, there's nothing keeping him in MN anymore

With Nick’s enabling parents? How often do you think he’d see the kids actually? They were already passing them off to Nick’s parents for a week at a time, how many times did they send the kids to Kayla’s parents (who are local) in a month?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

You're NOT. There's literally a sign outside the courthouse saying you cannot do that.

Do that and you are committing the literal CRIME of contempt of court, and risking spending at least six months in jail.

How do you fucking retards continue to suggest "let's commit a crime" on every page of this fucking thread. STOP IT! PLEASE!

My satisfaction is more important than your criminal record.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

>Be Nicholas R. Rekieta
>Open browser and refresh your pinned Kiwifarms tab
>See a new featured thread
>"Bodycam footage"
>Piss your pants

Doubtful, but it's funny to imagine

 

[Vibralldo]

In my opinion, success for him would have been for Kayla to initiate a divorce, take the kids, and then for Nick to say, well, there's nothing keeping him in MN anymore..... Why not move with April to LA? He can hang out with the legendary star of a Pizza Hut commercial and a comic vaporbook writer!!!

Nick is basically Ralph now, so taking sole custody of the kids exclusively out of spite for KF isn't out of the realm of possibility.

 

[repentance]

I dunno why the state would buy any of it though. Dude was visibly on coke on that May 20th stream. It would seem like that would a bitch move on their part as much as Nick's.

What the state believes isn't relevant. The only thing that matters is what they can prove beyond a reasonable doubt. and no matter how probable it is that he was on coke during that stream, probability isn't the threshold. He could have been on an entirely different stimulant.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What the state believes isn't relevant. The only thing that matters is what they can prove beyond a reasonable doubt. and no matter how probable it is that he was on coke during that stream, probability isn't the threshold. He could have been on an entirely different stimulant.

It's been said before, Nick will most likely dodge prison time as a first time offender. But junkies gotta junkie, and he'll reoffend (because he thinks he's smart) and the court will bury him.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Her plea will likely include a confession of her sole ownership of the cocaine.

The prosecutor wouldn't offer her a plea where she exonerates other people charged with the same crime. Her plea would be acknowledging she knew cocaine was in her home and she had access/control of it. The plea likely drops the endangerment charges as the prosecutor said there are no victims in her latest response.

"Ownership" isn't part of the charge. They only have to know it's an illegal substance and have access/control over it.

Their hearing is at the same time. There isn't going to be any "Uno Reverso" moves at that hearing. It's possible Kayla could take the plea and Nick doesn't but that means Nick would stand trial. Even if they coached her, I doubt Nick would put his fate in Kayla convincing a jury that he didn't know cocaine was in his safe.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He should just be given community service, Nicky Rackets would spin a week or two in jail as him finally being hardcore, a victim of DA GOOBERMENSCH who violated his KHENSTETHUSHENUL rights and would thoroughly enjoy every second of his stay because (((Mutt's law))).

I'm now of the position that he won't be going to prison.

It'll be some punishment that's like, whatever.

But at least that would mean he continues to spiral as he has no intention of getting sober.

 

[repentance]

It's been said before, Nick will most likely dodge prison time as a first time offender. But junkies gotta junkie, and he'll reoffend (because he thinks he's smart) and the court will bury him.

Of course he'll reoffend, but will he get caught? It wouldn't surprise me if he's dabbling in a lot more than coke, ketamine, and the mysterious brown substance.

Any CPS monitoring is likely to focus on the status of the home and neglect issues. If the home is clean and tidy, and the kids are being fed, clothed, schooled, and receiving medical attention when necessary there's not likely to be any further CPS intervention.

Bob and Celeste can afford to pay people to keep Nick out of trouble, whether that's arranging an initial, professional deep clean of the house or ongoing household help with cleaning, meals, and care of the children.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick is guilty of being a faggot. This has assuredly been proven by Nick beyond a reasonable doubt.

Most of his other crimes pale next to his monumental faggotry. In fact, some argue a causal relationship exists between Nick's fagginess and his current problems and dilemmas.

Sentencing must be decided via committee.

 

[TherapyMan]

This theory would also line up with what Aaron said of April - that she absolutely wanted to take Kayla’s place.

If Kayla has any sense she’ll have already worked something out with the prosecutor, but she may have sealed her fate if she took that deal.

Contrary to what others have said, I don't think Kayla is the one in the most danger here. If this goes to trial—which I think will be unlikely to begin with but who knows with Nick—Nick and Kayla benefit the most from putting up a unified front. The person who should really be concerned about being thrown under the bus is April.

Let's go through what Nick's theory of the case will be as demonstrated by his public statements. Nick already has strongly alluded to the idea that his defense (provided he doesn't somehow toss the warrant and end the case right there) will be based on the idea that someone put the cocaine in his safe without his knowledge. The main candidates would be:

• The police, which is a complete nonstarter and Nick absolutely knows this despite his public muckraking
• Aaron Imholte, who likely can confirm definitely he had exited the house well before the police raided it
• Kayla, who can't really be thrown under the bus without making Nick himself look horrible
• April Imholte, whose credit card is covered in blow and was the "live-in nanny"

Getting around April's credit card being covered in cocaine likely is an insurmountable evidentiary hurdle. April also has the means and opportunity to put the cocaine in the safe, as Nick's "live-in nanny." One could even put a possible motive on April to bring the cocaine into the household as a way to secure her living situation with the Rekietas as their dealer. This gives Nick and Kayla a possible out with being hit with the constructive possession of the specific cocaine that was brought into the house, since they could argue they were unaware that it was there and April did it on her own initiative.

Plus, neither Nick nor Kayla have any specific loyalty to April. She's just a hole for Nick to fuck and do drugs with. Easily replaced and disposed of as soon as she becomes inconvenient to keep around.

Obviously it's not a bulletproof story from Nick, but if I were April, I would freaked out of my mind that these rotten fucks would roll on me to save their own skin. At the end of the day, this case is probably going end with a slap on the wrist plea deal, but Nick is really going out of his way to torpedo that possibility by deliberately antagonizing every authority involved in this case and being the least repentant, most horrible smug asshole that he possibly can be.

 

[Mocha Shaka Khan]

An obtrusive thought bubbled up last night as I was driving home from work: the 5k subscriber gift.

He has never, to my knowledge, ever apologized about it, at least not in any meaningful way. It’s never, “sorry, guys, I fucked up and I know you’re probably upset,” or, “I overshot my expectations and that’s on me, maybe we can hash out something that would work on my end and that you all would be happy with,” or any kind of admittance or contrition. It’s always, “it’s coming, I promise, it will be awesome and you will love it,” like a divorced dad that keeps promising that dirt bike for Christmas 8 years ago, never delivered and it’s obvious that he never will.

The kid is no longer 8 years old and holding onto that childish niavete. They’re now 16, moved on from wanting a dirt bike and hate visitation days at dad’s place where they talk to their friends online and count down the hours to go back to their “real” home.

Nick still thinks the kid is the same as that 8 year old and that his endless promises hold sway, not realizing the kid can’t wait until they’re 18 and can write him off completely.

I wonder if Nick’s oldest kids feel that way. “I can’t wait to be out of this house because mom and dad are a wreck. I want to have my own home just to be away from them and live my life.”

It’s sad and pathetic. Nick has failed so hard. As a father, as a parent. It’s there on the table for everyone to see, but he still has this delusion that they’re the trusting 8 year old that he keeps on the mantle in his memories.

"You must admit my paranoid schizophrenic view of the world has merit."

No.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

I know Josh mentioned one person was planning to attend the hearing but we should plan for one other person to go in case he doesn't make it.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

If anyone's going to the trial, Gunt will be there and he plans to harass and dox anyone he can.

Important info if you do decide to go:
1)Mask up, save lives.

2)Don't let the pig follow you to your car.

3)If he starts hollerin' request police assistance.

4)Don't start a fight, a courthouse is the 2nd worst place to start a fight.

 

[Sharpeteer]

If anyone's going to the trial, Gunt will be there and he plans to harass and dox anyone he can.

Ethan Ralph, friend of Nicholas Rekieta, defender of Ethan Ralph.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If I see Ralph at the courthouse I’ll just take out a baggie of piggy kibble and throw it at his hooves. He’ll be paralytic for the rest of the day.

 

[NotIntelligence]

I'm beginning to believe the story that Rekieta paid 20 grand to Ralph for his services.