Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dancefloor Muthafucka!]

He’s talking about it like it’s diabetes or cancer, like something he had no control over. He did this to himself.

This post makes me so mati, I hate the thought of some slimy ugly troon inserting this thing into the glorified wound between his legs

 

[Dr. Butt]

Spoiler: **Hairstylists only!**

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go back to innsmouth

 

[Susanna]

Spoiler: **Hairstylists only!**

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New troon type unlocked: Fuchimoder.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I'm sorry but you sound like a complete nutcase to me, how the fuck do you know that female chess players are harassed by the male ones? Cause that's just what men are like?

I think you may have wandered onto the wrong forum blue hair, reddits thataway.

>believing that a bunch of nerdy men who have a false sense of intellectual superiority would never be shitty to women trying to enter their "boy's club"
At first, I laughed. Reread this entire discussion and then laughed harder.

Bonus L. Latest example of troons convinced that TERFs (or in this case conservatives) recruit pooners to harass and dox troons (or in this case tipping TERFs to info for these purposes in certain "Conservative online spaces"). This one specifically name drops Kiwi Farms

If we could weaponize TIFs, we would have done that long ago. It's more like the Aidens get sick of tranny behavior but can't fully peak so they browse the Farms to blow off some steam.

 

[PigFarm]

I give you two fats and a perv.

The first is just in disbelief he ate 8 ice cream cones in a row and still isn't full 8 hours later! Wow hrt is magic

The second is looking for alternate replacements to his gross obsessions because his "girlfriend" (doubt) won't let him snack on shit cause he won't stop puking everywhere.


And the third?
Well he has aaaaaaaa boob's. And his nippes are super responsive to touch! So naturally he dreams about sticking them in babies mouthes

 

[Candidate No 7]

The second is looking for alternate replacements to his gross obsessions because his "girlfriend" (doubt) won't let him snack on shit cause he won't stop puking everywhere.

Puts the usual whinge about not getting "trans healthcare" in context. Maybe too much context.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Isn’t just being a tranny an L in and of itself?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Skeptical of the claim, but the real question is does *he* believe it?
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I assume “cute” in this case is a synonym for “men’s glasses and chin like a rowing boat.”

Isn’t just being a tranny an L in and of itself?

It’s two Ls. Firstly, you have failed so hard at life that you want to become something else. And secondly, when you fail at your new identity.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I give you two fats and a perv.

The first is just in disbelief he ate 8 ice cream cones in a row and still isn't full 8 hours later! Wow hrt is magic

The second is looking for alternate replacements to his gross obsessions because his "girlfriend" (doubt) won't let him snack on shit cause he won't stop puking everywhere.


And the third?
Well he has aaaaaaaa boob's. And his nippes are super responsive to touch! So naturally he dreams about sticking them in babies mouthes

Trannies are so fucked up, I thought it was literal shit contestant nr 2 was eating, before I read his post.

 

[Geraldine]

Trigger warning: Dealing with other people in person.
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I really hate talking with people who don’t know I’m trans, I really hate going to work now and socialising with people because I know they see me as a guy wearing a bra everyone treats me like guy and I’ve stopped even attempting to socialise with women cause I’m afraid of being perceived as a creep, I hate this so much I wish I was normal. Wear whatever I wanted and had the hairstyle I want and act how I wanted

It’s gotten so bad that when a coworker misgenders me I get really depressed and it ruins my day

I only feel ok when I’m with my fwb cause they constantly say I look cute

I wonder how he met the fwb?
A dating app?

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Meet u/satanicpastorswife, a living breathing L. S(he) is an Autistic anarchist satanist pooner that also works as a professional dominatrix(who "pretends to be a woman"). She is married to another pooner and has apparently adopted 4 "adult" children(?), one of whom is also a pooner. She is very liberal about divulging personal details, and I'm sure a better internet sleuth than I could easily find her real name(and hopefully a picture, god I want to know what this person looks like.). They also have a "hair fetish" which is lost on me, and because I opted not to open any of those posts I have no clue what that entails.

Spoiler: Autism

 

[Poonocchio]

Meet u/satanicpastorswife, a living breathing L. S(he) is an Autistic anarchist satanist pooner that also works as a professional dominatrix(who "pretends to be a woman"). She is married to another pooner and has apparently adopted 4 "adult" children(?), one of whom is also a pooner. She is very liberal about divulging personal details, and I'm sure a better internet sleuth than I could easily find her real name(and hopefully a picture, god I want to know what this person looks like.). They also have a "hair fetish" which is lost on me, and because I opted not to open any of those posts I have no clue what that entails.

Spoiler: Autism

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Those poor kids (if they're kids).
The irony of not being able to afford her "Marxist therapist" has sent me.

 

[Blindeye]

My favorite one of those screenshots is the Marxist therapist that charges a fortune that she can't afford, I'd say it's a really good joke if the irony wasn't totally lost on her
ETA ninja'd

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

(if they're kids).

This confused me, not sure if it's some weird age play fetish, or if she really adopted kids who were close to adulthood (16-18?).

Btw I should add, this user is a Prolific poster, I scrolled a good distance and I don't think I even broke past the year mark on her posts. Also did not browse her comments, which undoubtedly is a goldmine onto itself.

 

[Geraldine]

Plenty of men wish they had this man's problem.
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I'm about 1 year on hrt and am with my partner from pre transition. She is very understanding and supportive. By no means does she expect me to have a male role or anything like that in the bedroom.

My testosterone levels are so low, they're only 0.5 with me taking 12.5mg of cyproterone once a week. So T isn't my issue, my E levels are good too. But unfortunately my penis still works as good as the day I started hormones.

I can't stand it.

The second I try to be intimate with my partner I get rock hard, which makes me get extremely uncomfortable physically and emotionally, I basically just shut down and cry.

I enjoy how everything feels when it's soft, especially with a vibrator, etc. I would ideally like to get away with just and orchi until Canada has more options for vagioplastys, or until I have the money to get whatever I want done out of country. Plus Im a student and am not prepared for a vagioplasty recovery.

At this point I don't really care about trying to preserve function to maintain tissue. I just want it to atrophy and stop getting hard.

Are there anyways of accelerating this process? Complete abstinence on my end, surgery for blood flow, etc?

I need my sex life back with my partner. I just want to fool around without a rock hard 8" reminder.

I'm not asexual and I hate living my life as if I am. I feel like a terrible partner considering she's stuck around with my through everything without any complaints and I can't even have proper intimacy with her.

Comments worth reading.
Sample:

 

[Paper Machete]

Meet u/satanicpastorswife, a living breathing L. S(he) is an Autistic anarchist satanist pooner that also works as a professional dominatrix(who "pretends to be a woman"). She is married to another pooner and has apparently adopted 4 "adult" children(?), one of whom is also a pooner. She is very liberal about divulging personal details, and I'm sure a better internet sleuth than I could easily find her real name(and hopefully a picture, god I want to know what this person looks like.). They also have a "hair fetish" which is lost on me, and because I opted not to open any of those posts I have no clue what that entails.

Spoiler: Autism

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Wait, so the scenes she was doing were with other women so they're pretending to be men, pretending to get off by being emasculated by a woman pretending to be a man who is pretending to be a woman??? Am I following???

 

[orangecat]

Can anyone explain to me why taking hormones of their biological gender isn't a proper option? If you're a man who feels too feminine, why can't you take stuff that makes you actually suit your real gender? I'm sure it wouldn't be as healthy as just leaving well enough alone, but it would be better than taking the WRONG hormones.

 

[Poonocchio]

Btw I should add, this user is a Prolific poster, I scrolled a good distance and I don't think I even broke past the year mark on her posts. Also did not browse her comments, which undoubtedly is a goldmine onto itself.

You are right. There's some content here for sure. We need to get a visual of this pooner!

Spoiler: A Guide to Getting Sensation In Your Prosthetic

 

[Cryin RN]

Can anyone explain to me why taking hormones of their biological gender isn't a proper option? If you're a man who feels too feminine, why can't you take stuff that makes you actually suit your real gender? I'm sure it wouldn't be as healthy as just leaving well enough alone, but it would be better than taking the WRONG hormones.

It's not a good idea. Both estrogen and testosterone at supranormal levels induce anxiety and aggression. Test has an initial mood elevating effect (in both sexes) but can quickly induce paranoia, blunt cognition especially multitasking and task switching, and create pronounced irritability - bodybuilders are subject matter experts in androgens and knew all of this shit in the 80's. Men taking more T than they need, when they already produce enough, are more likely to have mood problems than mood solutions and it's not a good bet for improved cognition and mental health.

Estrogen itself is likely depressogenic and increases risks of blood clots. Basd on that, you would expect males taking exogenous E to develop worsened mood symptoms, and guess what we observe happening in this thread? Trannies claim they get improved mood effects from estrogen; I strongly feel that is subjective bullshit driven by placebo, as it's not shown in any studies on actual women, including post menopausal ones who have almost no E or T and who are therefore the best natural controls possible.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This confused me, not sure if it's some weird age play fetish, or if she really adopted kids who were close to adulthood (16-18?).

This lady seems like she would have led with the ageplay fetish stuff if that were her deal.

These are probably not real adoptions, just young adults crashing in their house. She feels motherly toward them, strangely enough, but is using "glitter family" terms for it. From the outside it probably looks like a flophouse full of lesbian drama. The 20 year old FtM who needs help from another adult to troubleshoot not wearing a leather jacket to bed, and the Satanist member of the congregation sleeping on the couch while the OP would rather be weeping constantly...

I'm sensing an ignored chore wheel that still has two former members of the polycule listed on it.