Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[Codify]

Unless he means a precursor in sense of style and development, even though it's way newer, but that's pushing it.

probably style and development, but as a descendant and evolution of cops.

 

[Emanems]

- "We're living it! Dimensional merge, baby".
- "If Batman is your hero, you're going to meet him very soon".

Pure kino. New random.txt material right there

 

[ATI Escapee]

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The diapers...

How many medications was/is Chris on?

That Tums bottle looks to be empty. Coupled with the diapers.... I am guessing that fart was not a fart.

How long had he been staying in that hotel room at this point?

 

[Baguette]

I love EWU and watch their videos all the time so I screamed when this popped up on my YouTube. I feel bad for the officers who had to smell him.

 

[Baby Pom]

Did no one from here request this footage? How did we not get it first? Maybe this guy is more on top of it since its his business. This thread should be featured though @Null

I believe it costs a lot of money to get bodycam footage processed for release, and they ask the requester to cover this. EWU can afford this with their YouTube ad money.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

"What's the charge? Enjoying some Barbussy? Some succulent Barbussy?"
I can't decide what my favorite part is: Chris repeatedly screaming"DO NOT RECORD THIS," the officers shaking as they try not to laugh, the Magi-Chan vs. the Jerkops interlude, or, as several brave kiwis have pointed out, the sheer level of plastic crap and toiletries Chris has scattered around the room. I counted two pill organizers and a bottle of Head and Shoulders (a dandruff shampoo exclusively marketed towards BRUTE MALES a while back).

 

[Divine right to rule]

Chris is gold like always, but the complete bewilderment of the cops is what sells this.

 

[Skeleton Salami]

You know, at first I was slightly bothered by the fact that the footage wasn't unedited, but slowly I realized just how fucking funny the narration makes this, and just how much it adds to the overall experience.
I had no idea until now that hearing someone say "Magi-chan Sonichu" in such a deep, deadpan, serious voice would be this entertaining, but holy fuck it is.

 

[King Kiwi]

A precursor is something that comes before, hence the prefix pre-. You mean a descendant, derivative or offshoot.

You're correct.

 

[demicolon]

Are you retarded? He's been in full psychosis mode for years, way before he fucked his mother, and he's even worse now. This is the result of him only interacting with people who role play with him fully while cutting out every single person who talks sense. This was mild compared to his ramblings pre and post this event.

He's not psychosis mode; he's a fucking R-E-T-A-R-D and a L-O-S-E-R who copes with juvenile power fantasies. You'd be suprised how Sonichu lightning-fast he'd stop babbling about the merge if the cops told him to shut up with a nightstick.

 

[repentance]

"What's the charge? Enjoying some Barbussy? Some succulent Barbussy?"
I can't decide what my favorite part is: Chris repeatedly screaming"DO NOT RECORD THIS," the officers shaking as they try not to laugh, the Magi-Chan vs. the Jerkops interlude, or, as several brave kiwis have pointed out, the sheer level of plastic crap and toiletries Chris has scattered around the room. I counted two pill organizers and a bottle of Head and Shoulders (a dandruff shampoo exclusively marketed towards BRUTE MALES a while back).

All of that crap would have been bought with the money Chris took from Barb's account.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Chris telling cops, in the patrol vehicle on the way to jail, how the world was parted in the 1380s by order of King Arthur to stop "overpowered" creatures from ruining the game-balance was something I never knew I needed in my life, but now, after experiencing it, I honestly feel so much richer.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I had to wait until now with decent wi-fi to watch it. Fucking worth it. Most entertaining modern Chris video ever and the baffled cops were the icing on the cake, I feel for them.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

Chris telling cops, in the patrol vehicle on the way to jail, how the world was parted in the 1380s by order of King Arthur to stop "overpowered" creatures from ruining the game-balance was something I never knew I needed in my life, but now, after experiencing it, I honestly feel so much richer.

That and the discussion about Chris being "polygalousmy" married to the One and Only Mewtwo (as featured in the first Pokemon movie) surely left the poor cop in a state of eldritch madness.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I feel so bad for the officer who had to drive Chris to the station all whole listening to him sperg on and on. In fact it's probably a glimpse at what the county jail had to deal with till they finally shipped him off to western state.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I believe it costs a lot of money to get bodycam footage processed for release, and they ask the requester to cover this. EWU can afford this with their YouTube ad money.

It's not that expensive, unless maybe it's based off length or something, I know someone who got 3 bodycam videos for around 150 american dollars

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This EWU channel seems to have done some cursory homework on Chris, as they didn't make the usual mistakes, calling "Chan" or something. They definitely know who Chris is at least.

I think this will definitely sink Chris's 100k YouTube button though, but I don't think he was ever going to get it.

I wonder how he's taking this. Chris seems like he wants to really put all that behind him, and now we have a case where Chris is filmed basically "in the wild" with interactions between authority figures, where he's instantly disarmed and controlled. Being threatened with the taser and actually seeming intimidated means he doesn't believe in any of the goddess bullshit. It was really nice to see those cops, without really any effort, get him completely docile and handcuffed. You could tell Chris was not happy when they got the warrant and "Greene County" stuff.

Can we also appreciate just how fat he was back then. Very rarely do we see an angle like to Chris, not slumped forward, but god damn, no wonder Barb couldn't fight him off with that gut laying on top of her.

 

[Divine right to rule]

That and the discussion about Chris being "polygalousmy" married to the One and Only Mewtwo (as featured in the first Pokemon movie) surely left the poor cop in a state of eldritch madness.

That was the most normal thing he said.
Don't tell me that you wouldn't brag to the cops that arrested you for incest if you were married to a celebrity like Mewtwo.

 

[Wodanaz]

>mfw ethan ralph

 

[AfghanBlue]

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