Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Rewatching The Man of Pig and this little scene may be my favorite

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Looking at this photo from Worldcon, is Piggy talking to the actor Simon Pegg? The guy on the left certainly looks very much like Simon Pegg of "Shaun of the Dead" fame. Piggy was pitching a movie I'd bet. Simon, if it is him, certainly looks a bit peeved at the pig. I wonder if a Pest might clue him in as to Piggy's true nature.

The legendary Kiwi Farms autism faceblindness strikes again

Shared this crime scene with a friend:

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What are the ramifications of the personifications of the 7 deadly sins meeting in one place like this?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hambo (A.k.a. Wurst Blood) is back talking about how much of a gunslinging badass he is and how he could totally snipe drumpf
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He claims to have six “larger guns” - we know the cock Glock and the piss90 - that, along with the .22 (except fats has a 22 inch long rifle artillery) make three. What are the other four?

Would he claim his arms are two of the “larger guns” and more deadly than “just a stick”?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Looking at this photo from Worldcon, is Piggy talking to the actor Simon Pegg? The guy on the left certainly looks very much like Simon Pegg of "Shaun of the Dead" fame. Piggy was pitching a movie I'd bet. Simon, if it is him, certainly looks a bit peeved at the pig. I wonder if a Pest might clue him in as to Piggy's true nature.

Probably trying to find someone to fuck Nikki

 

[lindsayfan]

He claims to have six “larger guns” - we know the cock Glock and the piss90 - that, along with the .22 (except fats has a 22 inch long rifle artillery) make three. What are the other four?

7 guns, 6-figure writing contract, 1 daughter.

in reality,

3 guns, 4-5 figure lifetime profits, 0 kids

 

[The Feline Solution]

I'm not gonna shit on people getting drunk with family and watching Christmas movies with their families on Christmas however
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They fucking hate his ass LMAO.
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Enjoy the prison of isolation you built for yourself.

One of the all-time classics. Imagine having to share a table at Christmas dinner with fucking Hamlinson and listening to his soapboxing about various topics he has absolutely no authority to speak on. He's also the kind of nigger that doesn't see other people as part of a conversation.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick is now in Ireland after reading the wikipedia summary of A Modest Proposal in order to scout new options for cheap pepperoni meat. Inbetween stalking local children he is taking the time to sneer at local pizza restaurants


Remember that he views himself as having a vast and loyal following and intentionally tries to game social media to "go viral" at any moment he is not threatening a stalkerchild with prison, which means this xeet is an intentional attempt by him to casually screw over small businesses in a foreign country by riling up the social media retard mob against them because of how "problematic" they are for...I guess referencing injuns or something

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Can someone give me a QRD on why Cryptic Web Chronicles put out a comedy album roasting Dan Mullen?

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Looking at this photo from Worldcon, is Piggy talking to the actor Simon Pegg? The guy on the left certainly looks very much like Simon Pegg of "Shaun of the Dead" fame. Piggy was pitching a movie I'd bet. Simon, if it is him, certainly looks a bit peeved at the pig. I wonder if a Pest might clue him in as to Piggy's true nature.

Wow, I didn't realize his jawline had completely disappeared already. Somehow he's even fatter than I thought. Is he morbidly obese yet or just regular diabetes obese? Serious question.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Looking at this photo from Worldcon, is Piggy talking to the actor Simon Pegg? The guy on the left certainly looks very much like Simon Pegg of "Shaun of the Dead" fame. Piggy was pitching a movie I'd bet. Simon, if it is him, certainly looks a bit peeved at the pig. I wonder if a Pest might clue him in as to Piggy's true nature.

I thought this image was something from RedLetterMedia. Milwaukee folks just have a certain blubber to them.

 

[McMitch]

Fatrick is now in Ireland after reading the wikipedia summary of A Modest Proposal in order to scout new options for cheap pepperoni meat. Inbetween stalking local children he is taking the time to sneer at local pizza restaurants
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Remember that he views himself as having a vast and loyal following and intentionally tries to game social media to "go viral" at any moment he is not threatening a stalkerchild with prison, which means this xeet is an intentional attempt by him to casually screw over small businesses in a foreign country by riling up the social media retard mob against them because of how "problematic" they are for...I guess referencing injuns or something

This man pig is quoting a Disney children’s cartoon that came out when he was 31. These recent pics are distressing, because he’s only 44 but the fat and the alcoholism and the retardation make him look like a rough mid-50’s.

As an aside, this is what Bing returned when I searched Fatrick’s age:

 

[Judge Holden]

Lord Jesus please trick this fat foppish pig man and his barren dyke wife into getting on a plane to india for his next vacation...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Lord Jesus please trick this fat foppish pig man and his barren dyke wife into getting on a plane to india for his next vacation...

"Saar please show bob and vagene please saar."

"I do not have a vagene, curry child. Wait for the knock."

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Lord Jesus please trick this fat foppish pig man and his barren dyke wife into getting on a plane to india for his next vacation...
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People who fly to a country to eat cuisine from another country infuriate me so. I have to believe they’re WEF-paid plants.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Lord Jesus please trick this fat foppish pig man and his barren dyke wife into getting on a plane to india for his next vacation...
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Perhaps he's looking to add a line of Currywurst to his artisanal meats selection.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Perhaps he's looking to add a line of Currywurst to his artisanal meats selection.

There would be too much poo in it, so only Ethan Ralph could eat it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Center mass on Pat is his belly button.

Wrong as usual, stalker. As a singularity of hubris and adipose tissue, I have no dimensions as your feeble felonious brain understands them. You may think you see a fat, greasy, effeminate, undersinked writer of Tiny Tim fan fiction, but these are only the measurable effects of my vast mass, and its resulting event horizon (also called the Stalkerchild Radius), on observable reality. Enjoy pepperonification, child.

 

[lindsayfan]

if i had a nickel for every time pat used the Phineas & Ferb if-i-had-a-nickel joke this summer, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's normal since he's a fat faggot.

 

[Cactuar King]

I saw Eden Lake recently, and I figure if anyone could piss off a group of murderous chavs while he's in the UK, it'd definitely be Patrick.

 

[Judge Holden]

I saw Eden Lake recently, and I figure if anyone could piss off a group of murderous chavs while he's in the UK, it'd definitely be Patrick.

Such a situation would inevitably turn into a threeway between fatrick trying to escape, the chavs trying to hunt him down to torture kill him, and me aiming to intercept fat so I could assfuck him rotisserie style in the woods...

.....which would then inevitably turn into another kind of threeway once me and the chavs reach an understanding and I share some of my bathtub Cialis with them after having restrained fat in a thicket