Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[innocent jogger]

I was not expecting this, and Christ you have to feel bad for the poor cops as Ralph and Meigh scream like retards on top of the pure delusion and insanity that is Chris.

Nah. If anything the cops seem to be getting a kick out of all the weirdness.

 

[innocent jogger]

I think the flatulence pardoning was the best but that was also pretty good.

Chris telling the officer in the car that he will get to meet Spider-Man soon was gold too.

 

[Corpun]

This is peak cinema. These cops really had no idea what they were getting themselves into and it's amazing to watch them slowly realize what they are involved in. I really have to pity the cop he drove him down to the station. You can hear it in his voice that he is trying to be nice while Chris rambles about the Merge bringing every work of fiction to life like Chris has Bohemian Rhapsody for a stand.

 

[TiggerNits]

Those cops are trying so hard to be professional, poor bastards

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Ok, well, that will give you a little bit of homework for you to do on your own time then"

Chris really is the shittiest person and the autism is really just a smoke screen for that.

Like the tism is just a curse for being such a shitty person.

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>mfw ethan ralph

You know how in modern fantasy films you have this type of scene like 10 minutes into the film where the normal people gets caught in the middle of a conflict involving magic.

This is the closest thing we could get to how it would look in real life.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

I got two phones. one for the trolls and one for the home.
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honestly throughout this entire video Chris exudes some of the most raw alphachad energy to ever grace the great state of Virginia. a certified hood classic

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

I was just wondering recently if there was bodycam footage of Chris's arrest. Glad to see we're here now.

 

[King Kiwi]

I was a little surprised they actually seemed rather concerned about the guys that showed up to film Chris.

Then you have to remember they have no idea who Chris is until he explains and then they don't really know what to think.

 

[John Badman]

Yeah, I have two phones. One for the trolls, and one for my home.
I’ve got two phones. One for the bullies and one for my friends. You think I need two phones? Huh there’s a song.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Knowing that we'll never see the Bossman footage means I get to make up my own version of happened during his arrest and pretend it's true. I choose to believe that the cops also asked Bossman if there was anyone else in the room, and he said "yeah, your mom is in the shower getting cleaned up."

 

[Ammyterasu]

I was a little surprised they actually seemed rather concerned about the guys that showed up to film Chris.

Then you have to remember they have no idea who Chris is until he explains and then they don't really know what to think.

Yep, and right after that they asked Chris if he had any drugs with him so they probably thought he could be meeting with dealers, which could have been armed.

 

[A Grey Cat]

feminine hygiene pads

Annnddd Chris is added to the list of transtrenders who use products for what they'll never have.

 

[FiveStarAce]

This is one of these moments where you can see how much of a scumbag Chris is and how much of his delusions are some kind of fucked up act. I met a few crazy shizos during my emt days and it seems to me like all of this merge talk is some super evolution of "playing dumb" while endulging in his fantasy. Seriously, an autistic maniac wouldn't handle three cops bargin in his door and handcuffing him as cool as Chris did.

I swear to god and the bear that Chris knows that all this shit isn't real, but has been pavlovean conditioned to push this behavior, because whenever he does he ends up getting what he wants.

And now he has some Internet spergs feeding him and scratching his belly while his raped mother rots away in a landfill... like, what the fuck are we supposed to take away from this Story?

 

[souschef]

So you're certain it's a real person speaking? I figured it was an AI voice has the dead giveaways of pouncing certain words very strange, like Henrico county Hen-rye-co

He's a real person.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Even without the following chris has I'd imagine any time the cops roll up 5 cars deep to the hotel it's gonna attract some onlookers. Chris chan or no Chris chan people gravitate towards those lights and the sounds of a police presence like moths to a flame or whatever the fuck that phrase is. He either new to the job or was just looking for a way out of that hotel room. They were like a football field away lol. Like if I was at the gas station and 5 cops showed up to the hotel next to it, I'd be watching too. Fuck I'd probably grab a spot in the hotels lot. Like your not arresting some notorious gang banger or El chapo. I get being a prick given the crimes I encourage it even but if that dude was seriously on edge over the bystanders he need a new job. Anytime cops fuck with people in public at least 1 single human appears spontaneously. It's a law of nature. People love this shit. Cops know that. I think he just wanted out by any means. He even kept trying to escalate shit like he was hoping somebody would tell him to gtfo. I can't not for the life of me beleive he was actually perplexed or concerned by the people watchin. Than again he was doing a solid micheal j fox imparksination after they got to the cars so maybe he really was nervous about them. That's what I love about these videos in general. I'm just as intrigued by the cops perspective as I am chris'.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm lol'ing at the cop pulling the taser. Weak!

We almost got to live in a world where that giff of the naked fat guy some cops tazed and was passed off as Chris busting out of jail was almost not too far off. But it would have been poetic justice of they pulled out the mace.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It's kind of heartwarming up until you remember Chris fucked his mom. The cops were pretty understanding and Chris mostly kept civil.

Chris probably not the most unhinged person those people will meet this month, but for once they could probably discover his history rather than being yet another mind destroyed coke fiend.

Now waiting for Nick's footage.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

The cops stumbled into a lovecraftian horror their limited norme minds just cannot comprehend.

Nah, this shit would've made Lovecraft curl up into a ball and go catatonic.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Annnddd Chris is added to the list of transtrenders who use products for what they'll never have.

Amigo I hate to be the one to break it to you but according to those who should know Chris apparently has a snatch piercing that occasionally gets infected so if he's got a pad he does in fact, have a use for it.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

They are pads, but he wears them specifically because he literally shits himself as "diapers are for babies". He's a schizo tranny, not a baby.

Annnddd Chris is added to the list of transtrenders who use products for what they'll never have.

I thought he was morphing into Yaniv.
Guess they're just ass napkins.