Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest

[gay]

He asks to keep the medallion. Oh God this video just keeps on giving.

Chris was merely protecting the officers, unbeknownst of the curse and magnitudes of suffering that awaits those who possess it.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Fascinating to see both sides of the moment the Sonichu demon took possession of Ethan Ralph.

In whose piggish form it would stay until being passed, Hellraiser puzzle box style, to Nick Rekeita in the mail.

'What is your pleasure, sir?'

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I hope this is true

 

[James Howlett]

This might be the greatest kiwi-post of all time.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This could have been used to get the case dismissed. The whole case revolved around Chris's confession to Bella that he boinked Barb. Meanwhile, he's talking to cops about seeing fucking spider man. Nothing he says has any credibility. Its honestly a miracle he was in jail for as long as he was.

He definitely switched mindsets when they were talking about warrants and admitted he was following them. He didn't say it like "As Goddess Bluefart of the McDonalds Drive thru", but as the manchild he is grudgingly going along with the "serious" stuff.

Chris just came across as someone with very little in person human interactions, and also reverted to his Classic "I'm the creator of Sonichu" spiel that he's been giving for two decades.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I can't believe none of the cops recognise internet superstar Ethan Ralph host of the world famous Keelstream

 

[Haramburger]

Now that I've slept on it, I really admire how watchable this was. The narrator breaking down the footage overdramatized things, but in a good way like COPS or other late 90s rerun shows did. Excellent subtitles also, only one or two minor differences

 

[The Un-Clit]

Maybe we'd have a snowball effect, someone sees this goes squatch hunting, posts pics to Reddit, gets Reddit good boy points and the other follow their lead.

If it turns out that this bodycam footage finally inpsires enough normies to get pics of Chris that we end up finally getting a proper face-shot of Flutter I will laugh my ass off.

 

[TinkerTimmy]

I'm lol'ing at the cop pulling the taser. Weak!

 

[Safir]

Being threatened with the taser and actually seeming intimidated means he doesn't believe in any of the goddess bullshit.

He believes in it at least as much as a normal Christian believes in Jesus. Like, if you were getting arrested (for something you think was right, or something you didn't do), you wouldn't speedrun going to heaven. Divine influence people see IRL is mostly luck and curses. People pray to Jesus for luck and moral fortitude, not for him to fly around and fart lightnings.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I'm lol'ing at the cop pulling the taser. Weak!

Watching Chris Chan the creator of the "Electric" Hedgehog pokemon Sonichu get tasered would be peak kino.

"Farther, I your loyal son Sonichu have possessed the body of this Jerkop. Your actions towards Barbarachan Sonichu were disgusting! Now hold still and do not resist as I zap you to the extreme!!!!!"

 

[4090 Chad]

"Let's not talk to them"

>Proceeds to humor the trolls mocking your arrest

 

[mister fireworks]

This is kino of the highest order. Anyone, anywhere watching that video would laugh at the absurdity. You couldn't come up with better viral marketing for normies to pique their interest in the chris chan extended multiverses.

Chris' legendary lolcow GOAT status is just effortlessly reaffirmed when you see how insane yet weirdly lucid he is with the cops. Unlike most lolcows who would be lying, begging, crying, whining- chris is cracking wise and helpfully explaining that those light punches that the cops are feeling are simply coming from his interdimensional magi-chan husband, who is understandably upset about the whole situation.

Maybe Chris really is jesus. His effect on the cops is so calming that they seem really nice and sweet in the video. Theres no obnoxious "cop talk" and they treat him with a baffling amount of dignity and respect, only fully breaking character when the rage pig turns his hollern up to 11. Based Sassy officer Nick.

Chris sounding like the least mentally ill tranny when he calmly tells them the pronoun shit and then doesnt mention it again when they call him "chris".

The cop tentatively opening up that disgusting duct tape wallet and checking a second time with Chris if he is ok to open it, almost like he is hoping for an objection so he doesnt have to do it

I really love when Chris is talking to an unsuspecting stranger and tries to level with them or expalin the merge in terms that they can understand.

"OK who is your favorite superhero?"

"uhh. spiderman?"

"Well you're gonna meet spiderman! If you go to New York..."

".....why would I have to go to New York?"

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

If Batman is your hero, you're going to meet him very soon.

 

[Clownish]

I remember watching this live.

Super kino seeing this from the cops POV.

 

[cybertoaster]

EWU just updated with a new video with the arrest footage

Your browser is not able to display this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1agQE9Hr08

MFW he actually told the cops about his dimensional schizo friends.

 

[Caesar]

Is Magi-chan going to get into trouble for assaulting a police officer?

Virginia stupidly doesn't give their cops celestial cuffs. Bet they felt stupid for that after Magi-Chans rampage.

 

[cuddle striker]

Chris telling cops, in the patrol vehicle on the way to jail, how the world was parted in the 1380s by order of King Arthur to stop "overpowered" creatures from ruining the game-balance was something I never knew I needed in my life, but now, after experiencing it, I honestly feel so much richer.

there are some things the police need to know, and don't. this counts

 

[Drip Torch]

Sassy Nick/Officer Nick is now CWC cannon.

 

[ChunkyKong]

I got two phones. one for the trolls and one for the home.