Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
As a disclaimer: Sorry for the huge effort-post. Drug-testing isn’t my field of expertise and I’m not claiming it is, I just read a lot of scientific papers for work. This is not a thorough analysis of testing methods for cocaine consumption. It’s just dabbing on a scientifically illiterate retard who I believe read the Wikipedia pages of a few things and now thinks he is an expert. Drug-testing is an ever-evolving field and I don’t want to put in more effort than I already have to something that isn’t my job. This post is fueled solely by irritation at his mispronunciation of scientific terms and my general hatred of smug narcissists.

I have no clue where he came up with this, but a guess for what happened is that Rekieta looked at his own personal hair test which tested positive for all three and concluded the test which only tested positive for one was faulty.

I had no idea where this fucking retard had come up with his theories of environmental exposure. I chalked it up to a quick Google search. However, after reading the above post, I took a look into the Wikipedia page for Norcocaine and found what I believe to be Balldo’s “research” into false positives. His research seems to be reading the abstracts of the papers cited on the Wikipedia page, specifically under “Controversy.” They all date to ~1991 and essentially say “outside exposure to cocaine and crack smoke can cause false results, you should test for norcocaine and cocaethylene.”

I’m trying to find anything at all where he would get the Benzoylecognine environmental exposure theory. There’s nothing on its Wikipedia page about that. My only idea is that he read about it being in water supplies (caused by consumption of cocaine and its subsequent release into the water supply by crackheads). I think, because Balldo is a sociopath who operates entirely in the realm of implications and innuendo, he can’t read a paper for what it is. So if it says “test for norcocaine and cocaethylene,” what it means is “don’t test for benzoylecognine.” Sorry creative writing major, that isn’t this case. I highly doubt he’s paying the piper for these papers and he’s too lazy to look for free versions, so I’m assuming he’s just reading the abstract and digging no further. P.S. this doesn’t count as “reading a scientific paper,” Balldo.

I want to add to this in very simple terms so that Balldoman can't trick people: These tests are for METABOLITES, which means that the body modified the cocaine molecule. So unless Nick pissed on her daughter's hair, there is no way to find those metabolites from the air.

So is Balldo wrong? Certainly if they’re asking for other metabolites to be tested, that means the current tests are incorrect and benzoylecognine is a lousy indicator? Unsurprisingly, no, he does not understand what he is reading and is in fact scientifically illiterate. The issue these studies had with the tests is that it’s hard to wash specifically cocaine off of hair samples. This is because cocaine can be present on the outside of the hair (environmental exposure) and the inside of the hair (consumption), as it is not all metabolized. So testing directly for cocaine will give you many more false positives than testing for metabolites. I am not reading further than the abstracts because I don’t feel like putting in any more effort than Nick. Feel free to hunt down free versions from the links if you feel like going further or if my analysis is incomplete. Again, not reading past the abstract because that’s more effort than I feel like putting in when this isn’t my job. This means my interpretations could be different than the full paper. As the quote says below, abstracts aren’t the most reliable way to interpret a paper’s reliability and results.

And to be 'unfair' to Nick, he's most likely even below the average Journalist-reads-an-abstract-and-automatically-assumes-its-true levels of interpreting studies.

Sometimes you read an abstract and the results don't follow, or the testing methodology is deeply flawed, or you realize 'oh this paper is from science India', or it was retracted by the first publishing source like the time the lancet fucked up so hard they let a paper written by pajeets claiming the coof was literally airborne aids because it displayed a slight sequence similarity in its spike proteins slip through.

I believe these studies are the ones he read from the Wikipedia page. I have excluded any that don’t have a direct link from Wikipedia, as I believe Nick is not just scientifically illiterate, but also criminally lazy. I think, even if it meant getting his daughter back, he wouldn’t copy and paste article names from Wikipedia to do any further research. I’m also including this article because Nick may have read it, but I doubt it because it’s listed as one that says benzoylecognine is a good indicator of cocaine usage. (Links using the article numbers from Wikipedia).
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[16] is extra fun, because it states that even norcocaine and cocaethylene can be found in cocaine samples, so the wash is extra important to avoid false positives.

Now, it sounds like they did test for those two metabolites and they weren’t positive, why is this? This has already been touched on in the thread, but Cocathylene is produced by poly-substance abusers. Specifically ones that use alcohol and cocaine. Unless the 8 year old was getting in daddy’s whiskey stash (possible due to it apparently being right in the open next to the front door per Aaron), she’s not going to test positive for this one. Norcocaine is more interesting. If you look at some 2017 research, you’ll notice that norcocaine and cocaethylene are present in the case of heavy cocaine usage, but not for lighter cases. What is present in those case? Good ol’ benzoylecgonine. The primary metabolite of cocaine and a much more reliable indicator of light drug use (according to this paper).

Balldo: the state did you a favor by not pursuing these charges, maybe don’t spit in their face and act like a belligerent retard.

Bonus fun quote from the 2017 paper: “This study on hair samples with no chance of false positive cases highlights the very limited applications of testing minor cocaine metabolites for definitive proof of active cocaine consumption.” Good criticism of the earlier studies. As a side-note, the “with no chance of false positives” here doesn’t mean there are no false positives in cocaine tests, merely that this study used exclusively hair from confirmed drug users.

The posts quoted earlier also have wonderful articles to read or insights and there’s a lot more info earlier in this thread and others on drug testing and its issues/methodology. If anything was off, my apologies, trying to be as accurate as possible while not putting in more time or effort than I want to.

TL;DR: Balldo is scientifically illiterate and probably uses Wikipedia as his source. He should stick to things he knows, but that’s a small and ever-shrinking pool to draw from.
 
Then why bother going through the trouble of shooting down Josh's request to televise it? If he's going to take a plea deal and be in and out in 15 minutes, who cares if it's televised? Why go through the trouble to assert that it places his keeeds at risk due to a pedophile being there? Why go through any of this bullshit at all? I was firmly in this camp up until recently but this filing does make me question whether he plans on taking a plea deal.

The simple answer is “cuz fuck you, Joshua Moon”. That’s why. His pride can’t allow him to take an L in anything.

He needs to continue the lie that he didn’t call Monty a pedo because he can’t allow himself to take the L. He needs to continue the lie that the police planted the drugs there because he can’t allow himself to take the L. He needs to lie about why his daughter tested positive for coke, because if the truth ever got out then the facts wouldn’t be in tune with HIS truth.

And if the facts don’t line up with his worldview, then that means he fucked up. And he can’t admit that.
 
Its just so bizzare that Nick might not do a plea. He's insane

Then again we've heard very little about Kayla, maybe she is going to take a plea, but I don't see how that saves Nick at all.
He didn’t settle with Montegraph. What makes you think he’d plea? Nick is a retard. He’s going to fight this.
 
It's funny knowing that with everything else Nick has going on right now, he has a fat retard that is going to expect to be accommodated at the palatial Casa de Rekieta. The same fat retard that called his wife a slatternly whore and his children a brood of retards. The same fat retard he made up with at Dax's direction. He knows Ralph smells. He knows Ralph will be insufferable. He knows Ralph will call even more attention to all of this.

Imagine having to walk on eggshells to placate a fat retard so that he won't add to your embarrassment! Couldn't be me!

Better handle this one delicately, Nick.

Suffah!
 
it is legitimate to doubt Nick's own representations on their own merits.
Yeah I think he's full of shit, but people keep claiming it's outright impossible because of the word "metabolite". It's possible, but my personal opinion is his daughter blasted a fat rail.
 
The issue these studies had with the tests is that it’s hard to wash specifically cocaine off of hair samples. This is because cocaine can be present on the outside of the hair (environmental exposure) and the inside of the hair (consumption), as it is not all metabolized. So testing directly for cocaine will give you many more false positives than testing for metabolites.
This is his argument, although they're not specific enough about their 'exposure' theory to allow people to address the point directly. They know exactly what they are doing - even Dick and Ralph are sweeping this on X, but can't address people when they bring up metabolites.

The reality is if it was only the cocaine molecule found in the test, and not any metabolites, the lab would have identified this as an anomaly - Minnesota Monitoring doesn't provide publicly how they interpret different findings, but I highly doubt the scientists and lab techs would look at such a result and fail to consider sample contamination as the most likely cause of the result.

The fact is these tests are deemed highly reliable by courts across the globe, and it's not like it's a new technology - it's decades old! All the different permutations of results, and what they mean, will have been encountered and understood long ago. Nick and his gaggle of retarded followers aren't going to be the ones to overturn follicle testing.
 
It's funny knowing that with everything else Nick has going on right now, he has a fat retard that is going to expect to be accommodated at the palatial Casa de Rekieta.

Oh shit you’re right. Ralph is going to expect to be taken care of at Rekeita’s house. The same house where (allegedly) Nick’s kids are right now with their grandparents. Or worse, without their grandparents.

If that’s the story Nick wants to go with, then this could turn really dark, really quickly. I don’t want to imagine Ralph around children. (This is, of course, expecting that anything Rekeita says is true. Which is unlikely.)
 
Ralph is going to expect to be taken care of at Rekeita’s house. The same house where (allegedly) Nick’s kids are right now with their grandparents.
If Nick does open his home to Ralph and Ralph turns on Rekieta like he did 2 years ago after the shart stream, we’re going to hear all about what life is like there. Ralph + Steel Toe appearance when?
 
The Barneswalker's motion to dismiss because THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT, or whatever, has dropped. I'll attach it here as well.
DEFENDANT’S NOTICE OF MOTION AND MOTION TO VOID WARRANT, SUPPRESS EVIDENCE, AND DISMISS CHARGES FOR LACK OF PROBABLE CAUSE

Edit: The tool I thought would convert the whole PDF to an image isn't working, so here is just the PDF.
 

Attachments

Nick has filed for a motion to dismiss based on lack of probable cause. Reading through it now. Already Nick claims that the appeals loss coke stream is inadmissible because it was clipped from the original and makes him look bad lmao.

-Nick states that his coke stream that he has since deleted off of YouTube can’t be used as evidence because any copy of it is considered a clipped copy and may misrepresent his words.
-He claims that since the stream was privated, that in order for Aaron to have legally viewed the stream, he would’ve needed to have served a warrant to Google and Alphabet for the 4 hour stream.
-Nick claims that because April willingly gave statements after she was mirandized and asked for a lawyer, those statements should be thrown out.

The whole thing feels like Nick is grasping at straws. Just throwing stuff at the wall hoping it sticks.
 
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Nick has filed for a motion to dismiss based on lack of probable cause. Reading through it now. Already Nick claims that the appeals loss coke stream is inadmissible because it was clipped from the original and makes him look bad lmao.
So rule of completeness just makes the judge have to watch the whole stream including the 45 minutes of dead air when he was huffing booger sugar?

Maybe he'll call in Metokur as a witness lol.
 
KAYLA HAS A LAWYER! Kayla has retained her lawyer from the CHIPS case in her criminal case as well. She is requesting a continuance because her lawyer has a conflict at what she believes to be the time of the hearing.

Note: it is not the actual time of the hearing, it is the time that the hearing WAS scheduled before requesting a new judge back in May, the hearing date was changed over 2 months ago.

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Kayla's attorney for the CHIPS case has filed a certificate of representation in the criminal case for Kayla. She also filed a disclosure request.

Kayla is requesting a CONTINUANCE for the August 20 hearing at 2:45pm because her new attorney has a conflict at that time.....

Wait a second. The hearing is on Wednesday, wasn't it?

Kayla's attorney is citing the old hearing date which was cancelled when Nick and Kayla switched judges.
 
The Barneswalker's motion to dismiss because THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT, or whatever, has dropped. I'll attach it here as well.
Well, it’s an improvement from his motion to remove Judge Fischer in that he didn’t file it 4 minutes before the hearing. Baby steps.
 
Welp, here's our answer. He's gonna fight...

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Wut?

Altered how? The stream on his YouTube and Rumble channels is a full and accurate copy of the stream. It's even still up on his Bitchute, I believe.

Then they go on to say that he privated the video on both platforms. Which is true, but they easily could have gotten a copy before then. He didn't private it until many hours later. I assumed they might have been watching live and gotten a copy immediately.

They're really gonna claim that stream didn't happen like everybody SAW it happened, aren't they?

Okay.

EDIT: Saw, not said (although both are true)
 
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Welp, here's our answer. He's gonna fight...

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Wut?

Altered how? The stream on his YouTube and Rumble channels is a full and accurate copy of the stream. It's even still up on his Bitchute, I believe.

Then they go on to say that he privated the video on both platforms. Which is true, but they easily could have gotten a copy before then. He didn't private it until many hours later. I assumed they might have been watching live and gotten a copy immediately.

They're really gonna claim that stream didn't happen like everybody says it happened, aren't they?

Okay.
This is the video that the detective watched according to the motion
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I think he means the channel link by "watermark". I don't think that is correct. Also, it's not modified as far as I can see
 
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