Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

Yes, but she LARP's as a radical feminist.
Which she only started doing after getting completely buck broken by @Lidl Drip.
She doesn't get him at all. He likes pizzas. He likes pizzas with HOLLANDAISE SAUCE. He's literally insane. She doesn't get him.
I know by virtue of being part wop that pizza bianco exists, where the tomato sauce is switched with either cream or creme fraiche but hollandaise?! I've never even seen this shit on a menu, i think just mentioning it around my family would get me disowned. Did Null say what the toppings are for this abomination? Yes, i'd rather discuss pizza toppings than your sad and boring life, Elaine.
 
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I used to love a burger called the "Popeye Burger". It was a standard burger with a lovely brioche bun, topped with a garlic-sauteed spinach and a velvety lemony, hollandaise. With inspo from Jersh, I think a sourdough pizza, topped with hollandaise, spinach, fresh basil and pancetta would be lovely. Maybe throw in some chanterelles. or some fire-roasted red peppers, for color and texture.
Do we have a Pizza Thread?
Elaine who?
 
I used to love a burger called the "Popeye Burger". It was a standard burger with a lovely brioche bun, topped with a garlic-sauteed spinach and a velvety lemony, hollandaise. With inspo from Jersh, I think a sourdough pizza, topped with hollandaise, spinach, fresh basil and pancetta would be lovely. Maybe throw in some chanterelles. or some fire-roasted red peppers, for color and texture.
Do we have a Pizza Thread?
Elaine who?
I'd eat that pizza, especially with chanterelles on it. Make it extra fancy and switch the panchetta for guanciale and maybe add some coppa on top (gabagool). Leave the basil, clashes with the rest, maybe some rucola instead. I'd be a liar if i said i wouldn't eat Null's monstrosity as well, even if what @Sketchy Minecraft Mod said is certainly true, the fat from the cheese, hollandaise and ground beef guarantees a night of sitting on the shitter with asshole-destroying diarrhea.
Italian pizza autism isn't actually that bad outside of Naples, you will find pizza with home-style fries or pizza with eggs and vienna sausage on the menu of virtually every pizza parlor over there. They're delicious.

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I used to love a burger called the "Popeye Burger". It was a standard burger with a lovely brioche bun, topped with a garlic-sauteed spinach and a velvety lemony, hollandaise. With inspo from Jersh, I think a sourdough pizza, topped with hollandaise, spinach, fresh basil and pancetta would be lovely. Maybe throw in some chanterelles. or some fire-roasted red peppers, for color and texture.
Do we have a Pizza Thread?
Elaine who?
Brioche buns are fucking terrible for burgers and should be outlawed worldwide and I will die on this hill.

Elaine has trash taste in pizzas. Napoli base with tomato sauce and mozzarella (buffalo, cut chunky, not that grated crap coated in potato starch), pecorino, fresh spinach, pine nuts, lamb prosciutto and a bit of garlic chilli oil drizzled over at the end ftw.

We really do need a pizza thread, huh.
 
Elaine has trash taste in pizzas.
FTFY.

Nothing Elaine posts online shows any sense of style, fashion, or taste, and this goes back to her days before orbiting da sektur. From her weird ass body, to her awful hair, to her shit knock-off clothes and accessories. Fuck, even the weirdos she associates online. Hell, even the shit audio selections on her tiktok. She is peak English zoomer. Sad, pathetic.
 
Despite being obsessed with Josh she doesn't read his posts often enough to understand why that won't work. Fucking tourist.
That's cause she's not actually obsessed with Josh as a person, but with him as owner of Kiwi Farms which she wants to weaponize against her enemies and his clout/infamy. She is a total narc who only sees people as what they can do for her, not as individuals. Unfortunately for her she's too dumb to use and manipulate people so she experiences constant frustration. She desperately wants to be a femme fatale but she doesn't posess the beauty, charm or finesse to sway any men outside of autistic discord pedophiles, so she can only retreat into her fantasy world and seethe.
 
Imagine being so shitter shattered that someone you're obsessed with wants nothing to do with you that you go and harass innocent people in their distant family they never even met.

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I remember Jersh was going to give her a Bryan Dunn style Cease and Desist so she can leave him alone, I wonder what happened to that? I know Jersh finds her ugly and a nuisance, so there's no chance he would be smitten with skeleton pants pisser.
 
That's cause she's not actually obsessed with Josh as a person, but with him as owner of Kiwi Farms which she wants to weaponize against her enemies and his clout/infamy. She is a total narc who only sees people as what they can do for her, not as individuals. Unfortunately for her she's too dumb to use and manipulate people so she experiences constant frustration. She desperately wants to be a femme fatale but she doesn't posess the beauty, charm or finesse to sway any men outside of autistic discord pedophiles, so she can only retreat into her fantasy world and seethe.
All while desperate to be accepted. It's truly impressive just how many layers of delusion there are.
 
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