Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
looks like a really nice place to live ngl
In a tight-knit community, where everyone looks out for each other!

Might be able to negotiate a discount if you can claim the property is stigmatized.
Because he's a doped up retard who can't do anything competently at all.

I'm not sure what thread this retarded coked up faggot is reading, but I haven't even seen any laypeople misreading this dogshit filing, much less the actual lawyers. It doesn't take a J.D. to see what absolutely juvenile logorrhea this filing is. It just takes an IQ over room temperature. It is absolute SHIT.

It's so bad I'm almost suspecting Rekieta drafted it himself.
I was super-groggy when I skimmed it, but it looked like one of the claims was that the affiant failed to adequately convey how much of an abusive asshole Nick was to April.
 
The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.
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Rackets is desperately scraping for cash. Lawyers are expensive who would have guessed. Also I had a stunned moment seeing the price. Those are Utah house prices. But he's not in Utah. How the fuck does he plan to sell this boat anchor?
 
So does this mean Kayla is divorcing Nick? And will she throw him under the bus in the criminal trial?
it remains to be seen.

A real update: Kayla's continuance was granted. The Rekietas, right now being tried together, now have separate omnibus dates. There's two possible outcomes of this.

1) Kayla's attorney wants her tried separately. This would be ominous.
2) The Judge will have each omnibus separately but set a joint trial date. This would be steady-as-she-goes with a little mercy for Kayla. If Rekieta's omnibus ends with a trial date set, #1 is more likely.

Tempting to find a realtor there and setup a showing...
Please don't waste people's time.
 
Nice land but that house is ugly as sin.
That's a lovely house
The duality of Kiwis.
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These two were posted at the same minute. Lmao :story:
 
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Jesus, what a nice piece of property and home. Shame about the neighbors.

The foot path worries me. What if you run into the Qover having a romp in the woods? And last thing I’d want is my kids even being near the coke head. There’s also the worry of having Rekieta’s drunk ass speeding in his mustang down the road. What if my kids are out playing? What if it’s me out on the street going for a run? What if my wife is driving out for work?
 
Keep in mind that's in cold-as-fuck Minnesota (East Somalia). Many feet of snow/ice for half the year.
Yes, a temperate European climate.

Also, fuck that open plan kitchen/dining area. That's some gay ass 'entertaining' (keys in the bowl) shit. Not against the open plan, keep the excessively large kitchen, but the dining area doesn't need to be that big.
 
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I don't get his part about April being Mirandized. Can't you loose your "Miranda rights" if you respond willingly? If he made the question she should not have responded at all.

There are rules on what a police officer can do after the person has been Mirandized and asserted their right to silence & an attorney. They can't technically "question" you. But they can draw you into a conversation where you start saying things that you should not say, that is fine. There are all kinds of technical legal rules around it and most police officers are going to be very familiar with the rules.

I think if the police had made an actual mistake on this point, Nick's motion would have described that point in great detail. But the motion is incredibly vague. Which means to me that they don't have anything really specific to point to.
 
looks like a really nice place to live ngl
Would donating to Nick Rochefort’s real estate show in order for him to review Nick Rekieta’s house be cowtipping?

Beyond the kitchen the house could use some work to modernize it and honestly I want Nick Rochefort’s thoughts on what to do?
 
That Odysee video is now altered. In fact, it looks like a post-arrest video because the pictures are hanging, so he for sure edited this after his arrest. Because Odysee uses LBRY on the blockchain, @Haru Okumura may be able to precisely pinpoint when he edited his claim on this video.
https://odysee.com/@RekietaLaw:a/the-results-of-my-appeal-are-in!-i:d
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The link goes to the 4 hour video for me using Brave. With a publish date on the GUI of May 20th 2024 04:00:00 with a file size of 1.18GB. ghost archive
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I am unsure how but it seems like the video shown in the screenshot comes from https://odysee.com/@RekietaLaw:a/trump's-immunity-shocks-those-with-no:2
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Why would you want video of you saying you did something bad? Take off your Kiwi Farms blinders for a minute and just think like a rational human being. Anyone is going to fight that request. It doesn’t point to any kind of specific outcome.

Everyone wants this to be some kind of epic happening but the reality is that it’s all been a very normal and straightforward case that hasn’t been particularly interesting in anyway and it won’t be interesting or funny. Sorry boys, Nick’s not getting lolcow of the year again.
Shut the fuck up, Nick.
 
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