Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
Upside down pineapple
It doesn’t necessarily have to be upside down. Swingers put pineapples on everything. They act as if it’s some super special signal that only they can figure out, but it’s common knowledge at this point.
Ah, correct. Forgot that gay tidbit. Still you see anyone with Pineapples in a house, RUN
This is the correct response. Better safe than sorry.
 
I hate cleaning bathrooms as much as the next guy, but holy fuck I would not let my shower get that bad.
The other bathroom is fine, so what might have happened is someone once tried to clean the iron oxide staining off with bleach and it etched it into the tile. Nothing to do after that but rip it all off and re-tile.

Still, you think you’d leave that photo out for the listing…
 
It's really bad with some of the plumbing
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The floor and wall separating doesn't look good either. The floor seems to be sagging, probably because of water damage from that leak. If that's a floor joist peeking out from that crack then it's definitely moldy. The entire floor needs to be torn up and the joists need to be replaced. Lol, just lmao. What a dump

I wouldn't employ a real estate agent who thought those photos were acceptable. While no-one here would pay to have a house in that price range staged, it's really common for the house photos to be virtually furnished and things like scuffed stove tops to be retouched.
The real estate agent can't do much when the Balldoe'd owner tells them to "just take the fucking pictures you Scandinavian prude there's nothing wrong with my house"
 
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>When you have all that fucking room and go for the smallest bath
but y tho?
 
Let's admit it. This thread all but constantly sucked his dick on a daily basis, including me, which in retrospect is EMBARRASSING and WEIRD and FUNNAY.
I mean that's what makes Nick special. He went full Harvey Dent on the farms, while we as Batman in this analogy watched in horror as he murked Rachel.
looks like their area has some serious hard water and they don't have a softener or carbon filter. Yuck.
The answer is YES. Having lived in illinois, the water there sucked. Had to use a fuck ton of water softener salt to make it tolerable. Minnesota is not that far away. And they also tap water from the great lakes im sure they have the same issues.
 
I don't recall that being Nick's idea or even something he'd grudgingly tolerate.

I think that half the houses I see for sale are hideous but someone else would find them appealing. Someone will want that one.
He specifically said that one of the reasons he couldn't sign off on releasing the bodycam footage was that it would reveal the layout of the house where his kids lived, which allegedly wouldn't look good with his CHIPS case. When people pointed out that if someone wanted the layout of his houses, they could just find old realty listings for it, he went off about how he didn't put those up and had no control over them. Guess what he just signed off on doing when he decided to sell this house. Also the option for the grandparents moving into the spare house with the kids was literally the first choice in one of his CHIPS filings for discussing reunification.
 
I really like the house despite its basement-like qualities. Hear me out here. If you took down the popcorn ceiling, put the door back from the master add on closet to the bathroom, laid real wood flooring except in the family room, removed the top trim - you would have a nice palette. Then you go full mid century modern with furnishings, decor and color. I would even put retro turquoise appliances in the kitchen. It would look like a home that Frank Lloyd Wright's shittiest student designed for his first solo project. Not grand, but pretty neat.
 
Jokes aside, this is a really nice house and a ton of great land far from any neighbors, especially for this price in this housing market.

Joshua should totally buy it.
The land looks great and I'm sure someone will like the house, even though it looks like it will need some serious money spent on it.

At least April has tried to make it homey, which tracks with what Aaron said about him and April trying to teach Kayla how to maintain a home.
 
Seems like they've got an iron problem. Either their pipes are iron and are corroding, which will be an expensive fix for the entire house, or their groundwater/wellwater is high in iron, which also requires expensive remediation. Nice place Balldo! I'm sure the prospective tenants will be thrilled to know they need to fix your fuckups on top of paying you for the house you neglected

The house was built in 1981 and iron pipes were the norm back then. So likely a combination of the pipes and the water running through them. Still, why wouldn't you put lipstick on that pig? Wouldn't have cost much to replace that small shower.
 
What appears to be a broken bottle of Boss Hog whiskey is mounted in the kitchen.

From 4 different angles:

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Nearly empty home, still shit in the sink.

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Stovetop looking a little rough.

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I give the stove a pass because those glass tops are ass to clean. My headcanon believes that broken bottle is from an incident.
 
That house looks fucking awful, it looks like a warehouse used to store chemicals.
The only redeeming quality is its surroundings, but we know how much Balldo hates nature and wildlife so what's the point? He's better off in some bugman pod in the middle of Minneapolis so he has access to the Somali street bulls, Richie the real hood nigga to sell him impure street cocaine and various Sweet Minty escorts to bone with his balldo. It's not worth it even if that shitty bunker came with a dishwasher and washing machine the currently residing human fleshlight tied to a St. Andrew's cross gagged to suppress her annoying voice. For bonuses, you'll probably hear the squeals of distressed wildlife as your neighbour the small town (non-practicing) lawyer Balldo executes them with his firearms, for fun.

It's worth as much as the land value. Bulldoze that hellish bunker over and build something prettier.
 
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