Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

Instead they wrote a 15 page spergout about irrelevant shit that is immediately going to have them on the judge's bad side.

I especially like the part where they created a page delving into a bar number number typo. Even looking up the lawyer who had that number. Implying that a fraud was being perpetrated on the court. I'd be pissed to learn that the guy was actually a lawyer admitted to practice and Nick/Barneswalker was playing the "but everything I submitted was true, Judge." He should get a monetary fine from the court for that nonsense.

 

[Retink Retunk]

• Bro. What the fuck am I even looking at:

I've seen this before, but usually in yards to cover protruding PVC pipes, seeing this inside a building is fucking weird.

 

[TexOffender]

• Bro. What the fuck am I even looking at:

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That drain is in a WEIRD ass place. I'm thinking there's maybe a leak on a pipe inside that wall and they rigged that container it to catch the drip and steer it into that conveniently placed drain.

 

[Zaryiu2]

The 3d tour is pretty nice.
Close-up of the liquor
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Just above the liquor
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April's jacket
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I know i shouldn't get MATI but seeing the following (After that one daughter of theirs was tested positive as she was)

Makes me wish Nick would be put slowly into the following machine

I'm going to have to avoid this thread for a while it seems

 

[Kheapathic]

Nick, buddy, knock $200,000 off for all the cleanup and renovations I'll have to do, and I'll consider taking this off your hands. I'll even let you keep the LG Washer and Dryer, because I'm not dumb enough to buy smart appliances. Because so far, the only plus I'm willing to give this thing is that it's a brick and not wood house. If your water is that bad, I don't know if it's because you have iron pipes or the water source is just that bad; irregardless of which one it is, gonna have to replumb the entire fucking building because just trying to piece shit together, that house has sat vacant for a while, and God knows what sort of fun is building up in those pipes. Then I have to bring the electrical into question, and since I'm gonna have to open up the walls to get to the plumbing, may as well admire the electrical. I don't like how your house seems to have five different styles of flooring all under one roof, so that's gonna need to be redone. There's also no understandable Master Bedroom, feels less like a house and more like a crashpad that college kids would use.

• Bro. What the fuck am I even looking at:

Going by the 3D Walkthrough; a utility closet (circuit breaker and some other stuff) is on the other side of that thing. As for what it might be... this is just me being a ghetto plumber and going by what it looks like. Looks like it's some sort of plastic container, seeing how there's pipes right there that go into something, may be a ghetto rig to stop water hammer... I don't know why they had to go in through the wall like that though.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick punched a hole in his now current bathroom wall, per Aaron. I don't know he has the muscle to do it now. Dude has tard rage but not a lot to back it up.

You know, I'm thinking that should be featured prominently in the OP.

Then MAYBE salty BMJ followers on this site will switch from "OMG, Rekieta is boring! You guys are faggots! Stolen election!" to "Okay, NOW I get it. He loses, spazzes out, and punches walls. Just like BMJ."

Then again, maybe not.

Maybe April could sell queef jars with her aromatic ph pussy scent to help Balldo raise money for their defence?

Please, you're gonna drive poor @Fapcop into poverty.

We don't have the cam footage to know how they interacted with her. The arguments in the motion were surprising sparse on information on these claims where they should have been very detailed. If they have a gotcha on this point, they didn't present it in the motion.

It's because he can't get his criminal case sealed. The public can read all the motions filed in his criminal case.

I think Sean is right on this point. While including what she said would in no way constitute an agreement that whatever she said is true, Nick is very skittish about people knowing what that is. That's why he wants the bodycam to stay under wraps (or one of the reasons, anyways). That's why he wants no recording of the omnibus hearing. That's why there's no specificity in that motion as to what April said.

Nick is using these motions for as much a PR tool as a legal one. Possibly more so (which is bad).

 

[PhoBingas]

Hedonists HATE Null for this ONE SIMPLE TRICK.

Just don't snort blow and fuck strange women, it really is that shrimple.

What is their obsession with pineapples?

Swinger symbol I think.

Is Nick hoping a-logs pull some gay ops trying to get to see the property etc., so he can use that as ammunition about "his family's safety" being at risk during any court proceedings?

I'm trying to use cokefiend anti-logic... Maybe he's thinking he can bait farmers into viewing the house. Wouldn't put it passed crackets to hide a few hidden cameras in hopes he can dox a few kiwis.

26g (likely less than 25g without packaging) is nothing. Intent to distribute requires "sales facts" of which there were none or they would have leveled that charge. Had they suspected that they would have seized his phone and computers which they did not.

Wasn't there a scale listed with what was taken in the raid? Just shy of an ounce would probably get you possession with intent to distribute where I'm at in Canada, I always thought the US was harder on drugs than us. Lucky for crackets I guess.

 

[Captain Manning]

Something else from Sean's stream that I forgot to mention in my summary:

Sean mentioned it's probably a dumb idea, and overly antagonistic, to accuse the state of a Brady violation where there is none. They state did not provide them with a warrant to Alphabet or Rumble because there is no warrant for either. They didn't need one.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Calling it now. That house is haunted. It will be like the Sims but the ghosts leave coke lines around.

 

[Vesperus]

Hol' up...

It had a front on the Road, and two wings running back on land partly cut out of the lower slopes of the hill, so that at the rear the second-floor windows were level with the ground.

It's the fucking Prancing Pony from Lord of the Rings. Presumably so Baldo Baggins can visit.

 

[Redhook]

But it very much depends on what is contained in information the public cannot currently see. We don't have the cam footage to know how they interacted with her. The arguments in the motion were surprising sparse on information on these claims where they should have been very detailed. If they have a gotcha on this point, they didn't present it in the motion.

It might work or it might not work.

And that's an issue with Nicks request, he needs to cite the offending testimony in order to have it excluded.

 

[bile demon]

Straight outta Silent Hill.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

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Straight outta Silent Hill.

Or Scarface.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Worst Saw trap ever.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Or Scarface.

It looks like it was used as a spray booth for paint.

 

[repentance]

But it very much depends on what is contained in information the public cannot currently see. We don't have the cam footage to know how they interacted with her. The arguments in the motion were surprising sparse on information on these claims where they should have been very detailed. If they have a gotcha on this point, they didn't present it in the motion.

It might work or it might not work.

Their argument seems to be that if whatever April said can't be used against her (and her Miranda right only operate to protect her, no-one else) it shouldn't be able to be used against them either. It's certainly an interesting argument and I'm not sure it will fly.

 

[TurdThrower]

I'm not going to go back and check where the date that someone found on an appliance was, but I'm curious if it aligns with the date that dumb shit Aaron mentioned that Kayla's step-dad contacted him on facebook? Call me crazy but I'm really feeling like we may have a divorce arc here.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can't think of a better possible outcome.

A gas leak happens and it blows up with Balldo and Fleshlight in it, and the entire incident is streamed from all angles by drones?

I'll even let you keep the LG Washer and Dryer, because I'm not dumb enough to buy smart appliances.

Imagine buying any home appliance from Samsung or LG. Samsung is all pure garbage and only LG's industrial/commercial stuff is good.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

It even has walk in showers for Nulls many big queens hell have moving in!!
also nick is the biggest pussy ever, Can dish it but can't take it any form except for a dick in his ass. He's going to have an exciting Wednesday

 

[Captain Manning]

My only problem with the Rekieta thread is it feels like for every interesting update or happening there is 30-50 pages of white noise posts to get through which makes it one of if not the most tedious threads to read on the website. It's a fucking slog.

It do be that way sometimes.

However, for those times, this button is your friend: