Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ghastlyretard]

This is their old home that they have not lived in for ~8 years.

I'm aware it's the old home, but didn't recall how long ago they had moved out of it. I'm also not aware of when the children began being home schooled.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Weren’t Pineapples a symbol of luxury in the 18th to 19th century before refrigeration and green houses became a thing? Like Nobles would brag about getting one because it was this weird foreign fruit that looked neat. It basically was a symbol of a party to the point where people would sell them second hand and third hand so others could look rich until the thing rotted. People didn’t even eat them?

Is the pineapple swinger thing an extension of French Aristocrats being degenerates?

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I strongly suspect that he has been using the airports as hotels over the past few days and that is part of the reason why its taking him so long to get there. Unless he finds somewhere to clean up, he should have about four days of pig dirt on him.

Can and/or will the court toss you out to the curb for being a walking Superfund site?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Null's been talking about moving back to the US
: Howdy neighbor
: AUGH FUCK YOU WEIRDO!!!

 

[ThePhoenix]

Methinks the Toe prison sentence is, unfortunately, a massive gift to Balldo.

Aaron is likely a key witness for the prosecution and now he's a convicted stalker of women and all that.

 

[56 others]

If Nick took the path Aaron has, especially after the arrest, I think a lot of people would be rooting for him.

I really doubt anyone but his locals fans would be rooting for him. He has so thoroughly outted himself as a slimy worm and a piece of shit parent that I think any sort of redemption is impossible in the eyes of the public.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

For anyone interested I made a thread that's part source reference and part deep timeline tracking. It indexes Nick's streams against IRL happenings such as his various beefs, MNPR drops and the actual events alleged in legal filings, it's here. Feedback to get to encyclopedic is truly appreciated if you have time and inclination.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Null's been talking about moving back to the US
: Howdy neighbor
: AUGH FUCK YOU WEIRDO!!!

That would be worth it just for the day Nick gets put on some sex-offence registry and has to notify the neighbors.

Methinks the Toe prison sentence is, unfortunately, a massive gift to Balldo.

Aaron is likely a key witness for the prosecution and now he's a convicted stalker of women and all that.

Witness for what? They found a pile a coke at his house in the same room with the AR-15 and a bunch of hungry kids. I don't think they need any outside witnesses for that.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

That second home is terrible.
If I was paying close to $450k for a home it would need to be in way better condition.

Looks like it would need

• Re-wiring
• Plumbing
• Roof

And you would have a child neglecting cokehead for a neighbour!

I wonder how much the water fucks up appliances?

If Dick was a good friend he would sell his mansion and buy this to be closer to nick so they could own the farms!

For me this is proof nicks home was in a horrific state there is no effort put into selling the second home, quick sale required.
Dusty and dirty good job nick.

 

[Tablet County]

You know, thinking about Nick's bizarre insistence on things like a conspiracy against him, his obsessive need to correct the record, and the fact that he's a lawyer all remind of Robert Telles, a Nevada lawyer who ran for public office, treated his employees like shit, and murdered a journalist. "Based" I can already hear you typing, but hold your applause; Telles is a faggot.

I don't remember the story perfectly, but as I recall there was this guy, Jeff German, who typically covered corruption cases and mafia shennanigans in Vegas. An anonymous whistleblower decided to pass German receipts that Telles was abusing his employees and granting favors to one which he was fucking, and German decided to break the story. Naturally this destroyed Telles's campaign.

So Telles, naturally pissed, began to obsess over German, making several passive-aggressive posts about him on twitter, taking German's continued coverage of the developing scandal as a personal attack on his character as opposed to reporting the plain facts of the case. Eventually, he disguised himself in a raincoat and a sombrero and stalked German, before stabbing him to death. Apparently he also wanted to do the same to the person who beat him in the election but failed miserably.

As it turns out, Telles was also a heavy drinker and while he never strapped an abominable, arcane sex toy to his nutsack, he would beat the fuck out of his wife at the slightest provocation.

I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this, but suffice it to say that I think if Null moved back to the US, Rackets would murder him with an ice pick.

 

[Fapcop]

That would be worth it just for the day Nick gets put on some sex-offence registry and has to notify the neighbors.

that.

Holy shit! Null could sell it as a PPV Livestream and I’d buy a ticket!

 

[Stupor Mario]

There's an interesting contrast between Aaron and Nick. They are both cucks and should rightly be disparaged for that.

But Aaron, at some point, said no to the qover, and seems to be moving his life forward. He admits he made some mistakes in the past, and he claims to be past that. Will he stay on the straight and narrow, or end up failing again? I mean... that's part of the fun of lolcows, right? But Aaron has shown some humility, unlike....

Nick Rekieta. If Nick took the path Aaron has, especially after the arrest, I think a lot of people would be rooting for him. Not everyone, because he's still a cuck, and on top of that, a hypocrite. But a lot of people love a good redemption story.

It's a lot easier to support, "Man I fucked up, but all I'm doing now is getting clean and trying to get muh kids back and rebuild our home!" versus "Fuck the state, they're all liars, I never even did drugs! Don't believe your lying eyes! And all kids are hungry and in dirty clothes! Why, only poor people don't have mountains of clothes laying about, waiting to be washed by someone!"

But no, Nick shows that most cow-ish behavior of all- doubling down. When you doubling down, eventually you get felted.

It's like I said before, Aaron is a normal sleazebag who at least possesses enough normal common sense that he is able to learn from his mistakes. He has enough rationality to be able to correct his behavior if not out of a sense of ethics or morality then at least for the sake of his own self-preservation the way an animal is able to learn to avoid danger.

Nick, on the other hand, is some kind of completely irrational, insane mutant creature who has zero common sense or ability to self-correct even if it's in his own best self-interest. He constantly does reckless things that make absolutely no sense whether it's not paying minor traffic fees, talking about his case online to own the haters, streaming himself completely blasted out of his mind and talking about how he has to drive his kids to school in a couple hours, or daring somebody to sue him after repeatedly calling them a pedo, etc.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

ODD is simply a childhood diagnosis for what in adulthood would be ASPD--colloquially, Sociopathy.

I am not a psychiatrist, but I have been informed that this diagnosis is used while behavioral counselling is employed, with the hope that the child's treatment improves to thr point they are no longer manifesting diagnosable APSD once they reach the age of majority.

He probably thought it sounded really cool and epic, but just outed himself as ASPD lol.

The thing is that he arguably isn't even primarily ASPD, but primarily narcissistic instead. So even more pathetic. All his flex confirmed is that he's a lying liar who lies to avoid responsibility and caring for anybody who isn't Nicholas R. Rekieta, and the fragile ego of said sissy skeleton.

Really cool and defiant shit, Rackets. Really owning the Scandinavian prudes there. Especially when you're hitting your own head like a retard as you bury yourself in drugs and shit sex because you have no other coping mechanism. What a tool he is.

 

[Strix454]

Aaron is likely a key witness for the prosecution and now he's a convicted stalker of women and all that.

Aaron was necessary for probable cause on the warrant, but in the actual trial its unlikely they need him at all. They don't really need firsthand witnesses. They have the pile of coke, the condition of the house at the time of the warrant and the positive drug test on the kid if they want to use it.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

You know, thinking about Nick's bizarre insistence on things like a conspiracy against him, his obsessive need to correct the record, and the fact that he's a lawyer.

These are all just evidence of alcoholism and stimulant abuse. Yes, I am including "being a lawyer". Also: Based.

 

[Fapcop]

I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this, but suffice it to say that I think if Null moved back to the US, Rackets would murder him with an ice pick.

Doubt. Rekieta is, for all of his sperging, fundamentally a coward.

A big part of his problems come from his cowardly refusal to man up and face the consequences of his actions.

He lacks the balls to either fix or end his marriage, he’d rather sit and whine at his prude church instead of fixing his degeneracy or just not going there.

And he certainly lacks the balls to ever physically unleash his narc rage.

Nick is more the type to try and hire a contract killer and then get arrested because he fucked up and hired a fed.

 

[Tablet County]

He probably thought it sounded really cool and epic, but just outed himself as ASPD lol.

The thing is that he arguably isn't even primarily ASPD, but primarily narcissistic instead. So even more pathetic. All his flex confirmed is that he's a lying liar who lies to avoid responsibility and caring for anybody who isn't Nicholas R. Rekieta, and the fragile ego of said sissy skeleton.

Really cool and defiant shit, Rackets. Really owning the Scandinavian prudes there. Especially when you're hitting your own head like a retard as you bury yourself in drugs and shit sex because you have no other coping mechanism. What a tool he is.

You know who else claims to have ODD in order to make himself look like a defiant, badass, rebellious spirit?

 

[Homersexual]

You are seriously behind on your DSP lore
DSP hasnt lived in a condo for over a decade

PROTIP: Before dabbing on someone make sure you're right. Otherwise you look like a fucking retard.
Snortfort is and always has been a condo.

 

[Fapcop]

Aaron was necessary for probable cause on the warrant, but in the actual trial its unlikely they need him at all. They don't really need firsthand witnesses. They have the pile of coke, the condition of the house at the time of the warrant and the positive drug test on the kid if they want to use it.

This. It’s not a hugely complex trial, the court isn’t interested in Nicks swinging, and they certainly don’t need Aaron to testify that Nick took coke, when they found an ounce in his bedroom.

Again: It’s weird and counterintuitive, but TAKING drugs usually isn’t illegal. Possession or operating vehicles is.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Aaron was necessary for probable cause on the warrant, but in the actual trial its unlikely they need him at all. They don't really need firsthand witnesses. They have the pile of coke, the condition of the house at the time of the warrant and the positive drug test on the kid if they want to use it.

Was he though? He wasn't the mandatory reporter who ratted Nick out, that was the preacher.

Snortfort is and always has been a condo.

Townhouse. Middle unit.