DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Philipp Amthor]

We should have a new poll about what Phil is the king of.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

This is probably the closest to the real Phil Burnell. It's the same thing that the FGC saw, that he isn't the "heel" of the community, but he's just a piece of shit.

I've always held the belief that this is the real version of Phil - that "positive" Phil is a side character he plays, the REAL Phil is this! The smug and gassed up asshole we are seeing in this current arch. Also, when he mentions that detractors are "mad" he's making money, that our secret Discord has been breached, and that we should "go outside and touch grass." Says the guy that leaves his house, and I wish I was joking, five days a MONTH, which is 60 days out of the year (61 days for a leap year). For the rest of 305 days, 306 counting a leap year, he stays held up inside his mature adult condo.

This, fellow detractors, is what a mental breakdown looks like. This is the signs of something that is experiencing a manic depressive episode, mixed with NPD. Right now, he's in a manic episode where everything is all sunshine and rainbows, the gravy train with biscuit wheels is rolling hard, and there's no end in sight. However, just over the horizon, there is "Uh, that was my depression!" episode is there. This arch will end and he's gonna come rolling back in, as he did mention that he is paranoid that they're gonna "turn his back" on him. Just like John, Howard, Leanna, Respect The Pack, etc...all turned his back on him. Phil is just a babe in the woods, dood! He did nothing wrong! Not realizing that HE is the problem! Nah, he can't be the problem! He's Phil! He's perfect!

Phil is feeling is oats, life is good, but Phil being fucking Phil, he's gonna say something or do something to piss off the KC guys, Muta, the fucking tooth fairy, etc....and people are gonna stop fucking with him, and it's back to the black shirt.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This whole segment is just so incredibly unhinged. He's an actual retarded fuck, who thinks he's better than everyone else.

This is the genuine piece of shit DarksydePhil coming out. Gotta hand it to KC for bringing him back. And this guy wonders why the people in the FGC still hate him after more than a decade.

Edit: I think today's promo will be my new goto example for people who are confused why DSP is so loathed.
View attachment 6328520View attachment 6328521View attachment 6328524View attachment 6328516

I've noticed that his eyes don't look like human eyes anymore, they look like pig slits. What's funny is that it's the same case with the other two lolcows who often get likened to a pig, which are Ethan Ralph and Fatrick S. Hamlinson.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I've noticed that his eyes don't look like human eyes anymore, they look like pig slits. What's funny is that it's the same case with the other two lolcows who often get likened to a pig, which are Ethan Ralph and Fatrick S. Hamlinson.

I've always thought he looked like the milkshake monday guy but flipped upside down in a scowl and for those that don't know he's this creppy pederass looking old guy who does the thing in shorts that panderers do which is put the ending at the beginning because shorts are automatically set to loop but the difference is that guy is pushing 80 and yet Phil has as a face just as droopy as his.

 

[Twrx]

I think before the joon video drops, his paranoia is going to completely overtake him and end up with the mask completely coming off.

 

[myone]

What's funny is that it's the same case with the other two lolcows who often get likened to a pig, which are Ethan Ralph and Fatrick S. Hamlinson.

I saw that too, but it reminded me of Boogie during his 'twitted my tipples' moments.

This, fellow detractors, is what a mental breakdown looks like. This is the signs of something that is experiencing a manic depressive episode, mixed with NPD.

That's spot on in terms that it is some kind of episode. Personally I'm leaning more towards NPD instead of BPD, but in the end it's all just different kinds of being mentally unwell.
Narcissist dysphoric episodes:
>The narcissist's personality is disorganised and precariously balanced. He regulates his sense of self-worth by consuming Narcissistic Supply from others. Any threat to the uninterrupted flow of said supply compromises his psychological integrity and his ability to function. It is perceived by the narcissist as life threatening.
...
>Narcissistic dysphorias are much shorter and reactive - they constitute a response to the Grandiosity Gap. In plain words, the narcissist is dejected when confronted with the abyss between his inflated self-image and grandiose fantasies - and the drab reality of his life: his failures, lack of accomplishments, disintegrating interpersonal relationships, and low status. Yet, one dose of Narcissistic Supply is enough to elevate the narcissists from the depth of misery to the heights of manic euphoria.
...
>As a rule, the bipolar's manic phase interferes with his/her social and occupational functioning. Many narcissists, in contrast, reach the highest rungs of their community, church, firm, or voluntary organization. Most of the time, they function flawlessly - though the inevitable blowups and the grating extortion of Narcissistic Supply usually put an end to the narcissist's career and social liaisons.
[this goes against the NPD diagnosis]

BPD manic episode:
>Bipolar patients in the manic phase exhibit many of the signs and symptoms of pathological narcissism - hyperactivity, self-centeredness, lack of empathy, and control freakery. During this recurring chapter of the disease, the patient is euphoric, has grandiose fantasies, spins unrealistic schemes, and has frequent rage attacks (is irritable) if her or his wishes and plans are (inevitably) frustrated.

Just from a quick perusal on the topic. We need an actual, non-bum, non-autist, non-retard (as opposed to Steveofthedead) psychologist to weigh in on Phil's state of mind.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Fuck I can rattle three other instances at troons done quick that are as bad:
1: "can you stop?" girl who was knitting with a ball of yarn from her dead grandmother who told the two people in front of her to stop talking so she could get a pity party going about how she was going to die of breast cancer (she hasn't btw and is still involved with the event)
2. The spergs sperging about whether or not the runner was using exploits in their Mirrors Edge run.
3. The "you guys are not funny and if you want to show your support you should walk into oncoming traffic" during a Super Metroid run the dents in the audience started to do a group impression of Waluigi anytime the upgrade music played.

#2 was a bit the whole time and they were intentionally doing it to show how dumb it was that a run categorized as "no glitch" was full of exploits that are actually glitches. Watch it again knowing this and it's pure genius.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

>named le seecrit detractor club
>contains everyone he hates (the same people he's never heard of lmao)
>evil plans and schemes to destroy da king
>purged now that the detractors are coping and sneeding over his recent success
only someone who pays for 2 internet lines could possibly fall for this. I've mostly thought the theories on his mental decline are a little exaggerated but he's certainly not making any attempt to disprove that.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

It's a little before my time, or at least when I was paying as much attention to Phil, but I vaguely remember his original tax guy turned out to be some accountant (or similar position) guy in CT that was a family friend or something. It sounded like it was less a "tax guy" and more someone who probably gave Phil some tips for filing once. Then Phil tried to throw him under the bus when he ended up owing a bunch of back taxes.

I think Phil definitely has a tax guy now/has had one since he was told he owes backtaxes. And to give Phil the tiniest bit of credit, it's one of the few times I'll say he made the right choice hiring someone to do his taxes for him because Phil has clearly shown time after time he is way too inept to handle even the simplest of tasks.

Yeah in the bank leaks he made a payment to Grass CPA
https://www.grasscpa.com/

His tax guy works for this place.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Remember when this faggot use to be all about, ignoring "the detractor shit" KC really did bring the King of Hate back.

The amazing thing is this still counts as ignoring them to him. Just yesterday or the day before he said he didn't care about detractors, and maybe a few minutes later he told his chat to donate to felt the detractors, which is of course also something he has specifically said he thinks shouldn't be the reason you donate to him. He's going to give himself a heart attack with this shit.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The amazing thing is this still counts as ignoring them to him. Just yesterday or the day before he said he didn't care about detractors, and maybe a few minutes later he told his chat to donate to felt the detractors, which is of course also something he has specifically said he thinks shouldn't be the reason you donate to him. He's going to give himself a heart attack with this shit.

Ever since the second stream he had with Triple P and Sir Tardski he's mentioned how detractors are "seething" and "getting felted" every. single. day. Methinks the piggy doth protest too much.

 

[arrivefriday]

How dare the dirty detractors create communities where they can freely shit on Dave? Do they not know he has several characters in the Master rank in Street Fighter 6? Or that he beat the last boss in the new Elden Ring DLC?

Seeing him unravel like this over a fucking discord server is truly one of the most DSP things ever, only he could mald like this over something so insignificant

 

[Zertes]

To be fair to Phil, King County used to be named after an unrelated King who was a diehard racist. Maybe he went there because of the OG King of Hate.

Who was it named after?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Maybe Phil will finally make an account on the Farms and "take da fight to da trollz" or something dumb like that. Unlikely but it'd be fuckin fantastic. Don't think Null would be interested but since Phil thinks he's invincible now he'd probably show up on MATI if asked.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's been a long while since he's ever been this obnoxious.

And it only took such a tiny amount of ego stroking. Anyone want to try imagine what kind of unimaginable douche nozzle he'd be if he were actually successful instead of just being gassed up by false friends?

This guy really needs to get his shit pushed in more. This arc is definitive proof, for anyone that needed it, that DSP should not be treated well by anyone (even when it's just ironically liking him).

All that's left is to call the Cannon brothers the n-word at this point.

This is probably the closest to the real Phil Burnell. It's the same thing that the FGC saw, that he isn't the "heel" of the community, but he's just a piece of shit.

BTW all of this new success is only because he found another group of detractors that hates a shared enemy. He only got praise from KC for shitting on RTU. The very thing that he hates that people do to him. Phil has mentioned RTU more than he mentions anybody these days. Dance on his grave, I don't care, but don't pretend like you're some guy making "nice" content.

You can just hear his voice now while going over shit he posted on SRK.

 

[johnkimble123]

He's been tracking some mystery package all day, takes a break because his wife is home & he wants to go get it... is she so fat she can't walk up the stairs and hand it to him?

EDIT: and he bought a digital sign just like PPP. Kat better watch out PPP is going to replace you as his favorite whale.

 

[Zertes]

and yet he's STILL able to get away with not fixing the dishwasher, toilet, shower, etc. (These are things Phil himself just in the past week said were all broken, not us detractors making things up.) How desperate or stupid must Kat be to just live in squalor while her husband rakes in money to not ever question where it's all going?

I mean that is just likely Phill exaggerating or lying to get tips, this stuff is not actually broken, he just uses it to guilty trip people

 

[FamicomGorby]

He's been tracking some mystery package all day, takes a break because his wife is home & he wants to go get it... is she so fat she can't walk up the stairs and hand it to him?

EDIT: and he bought a digital sign just like PPP. Kat better watch out PPP is going to replace you as his favorite whale.

He bought this thing, apparently he needed a higher resolution webcam so people could read a 64x64 screen...

 

[myone]

I mean that is just likely Phill exaggerating or lying to get tips, this stuff is not actually broken, he just uses it to guilty trip people

You're new here so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt:
(a) When he's begging, he is much more dramatic and direct about it. This would be the subtlest beg in DSP history
(b) He's a compulsive liar, that doesn't mean everything he says is a lie -> people like him wouldn't be a problem if it were this easy
(c) He eats off paper plates and is lazy and cheap. His dishwasher remaining broken and an entire bathroom being unusable is 100% in his MO. His garage is full of trash (as in actual garbage) and cat shit, by the way. And we know there's at least one closet in his ahffice crammed full with trash (as in consoomer garbage) and a nook suffering the same fate (also contains a cat tree, because fuck you jasper, that's why)

 

[strandedcastaway]

I don't think Phil would lie about the toilet, shower, and dishwasher being broken because it's a lie that makes him look pathetic. Who would lie about not being able to afford a vacation or a honeymoon when you're making $100,000 in a bad year? It's a flashing neon sign screaming "Where is the money going?" and shows that he's willing to let his beloved wife live like they're in the ghetto so he can use the money on WWEC and soundproofing foam.

Also, on the tax accountant topic, he has an accountant. It's the fact he takes off several nights each spring to "work on his taxes" that made it sound like he was doing his own taxes, but he is just using that "work" as an excuse not to stream.