DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

DSP only ever makes minimum payments on any loans. It's free money droob.

That makes more sense. I was thinking of those stupid interest only loans before the Great Recession

 

[Grease Fountain]

Oh he is. He made it part of a MATI episode after the Sicescroller interview

And edited it into the original thread along with the clip from the interview: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bank-documents-18-sept-2021.100483/

 

[johnkimble123]

You guys are being nice to Mr Burnell... dumbass also (if past years and his lack of budgeting are a pattern) pays his federal taxes over payment plans, meaning lots of interest for the simple reason that he didn't save the $$ when it came in. Pretty sure WA requires monthly or at least quarterly, but that's a small number anyway. Why he doesn't put aside 30% of every tip beats me but he's a dumbass who never learned how to budget in his life so...

When does DSP start winning? The KC fans haven't even come close to Vest Streak money, how can we be felted if this man still has to pay his mortgage? Also, very strange we didn't see these stupid impulse buys during OG Vest Streak, but the Reboot we're seeing him grab up tons of nonsensical purchases. The upside is watching him attempt to interact with new tech and such, it's like watching an ape play with a toddler level logic puzzle in that he almost understands it but because he's impatient and lazy he gets immediately flummoxed by the simplest steps.

Must be a shitty event in WWE Champions, because funny enough all this spending started after a few larger than normal days (right as the KC arc started). Like the fight stick was right after a string of good days, the webcam was right after a string of good days, the PC was right after a lame ass event, and is probably on a payment plan anyways... and now as he's feeling himself, he just buys any random bs thing he sees on Amazon. If it has RGB it goes in the cart.
EDIT: to be clear don't give a fuck what he spends his money on but pretending things are donated is silly... if your business plan relies on you crying broke it's a charity not a business, and the IRS doesn't recognize the Burnell Fund as a valid 501(c)(3) sadly for him.

Hopefully our Dear Leader is aware that, in Phil's own words, the bank details that were leaked here were not his, but of another person who lives in the same area. So therefore, no crime was commited against him or his family by members of this site.

That poor shmuck is just like Phil fr fr, Fred Meyers, Total Wine, local pet store & Doordash addictions too! And they're also a streamer! Gosh, Phil should seek out this person, seems like they have so much in common!

 

[Soylent Dora]

I'm not sure how I feel about this new arc. One the one hand - It's wild watching the internet seemingly turn on a heel to protect da King since he's not a Pedo like those evil baddies and how dare you care about #ourboy KingPhil. And good God the hubris of this man, I didn't think his ego could get any bigger. So in terms of a nice mid-season shuffle up 10/10.

But on the other hand - It all feels fake. Kino is obviously milking for money which is gay. Phil might be legitimately sucking his own dick but after the 10th prestream of "owning the trolls" its like, yeah we all knew you doom scroll X every night stalking the detractors there. Something is just off with it all. The actual Detractors, the restreamers and Xitterer's - They aren't a monolith but I don't know if they're actually in cope mode or what. The amount of them getting butthurt at Kino calling them losers is interesting to say the least. Doody is still a gay faggot regardless.

And the internet tough guy act was never interesting to me. No one believes it whereas lolcows are interesting because its so unbelievable that a human can act that way. We all know that guy who says they'll kick everyone's ass and how great they are and we all just ignore him because he's a retard. And if you want an actual funny tough guy just watch Ralph. At least he gets pilled out and says stupid shit.

 

[Telemeter]

Oh he is. He made it part of a MATI episode after the Sicescroller interview

He recently stated that he makes Josh Moon personally responsible for everything said about him on KF, and that he's a mouth drooling morahn for now sweeping it up for the King.

It's slightly edited for humor and to remove vocal retardation and snorts, but that's basically what he said on stream too, other than the legal threat at the end, in which he edited the "not going to" to "going to".

 

[Balr0g]

He recently stated that he makes Josh Moon personally responsible for everything said about him on KF, and that he's a mouth drooling morahn for now sweeping it up for the King.

It's slightly edited for humor and to remove vocal retardation and snorts, but that's basically what he said on stream too.

So then we can hold him accountable for all the racism he furthered when he said "chickie chang wang" "all right nigger" and so on right? Not to mention his top 10 racist moments. He ios so dense he doesn't realize he sits in a glass condo. And don't get me started on TopHaters.com

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

God, his political takes are horrible. Yes, Phil, unemployment goes up and down, but steals they’re looking for jobs unlike you.
“I’m using a major news source not a ‘right wing’ site” *gets the news from Forbes*
Forbes is a right wing news site, Phil. Lol
God, he’s an idiot.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I guess the King’s Tax is the new Vest Streak. I wonder how much of it will go to “bills and stuff”?

God, his political takes are horrible. Yes, Phil, unemployment goes up and down, but steals they’re looking for jobs unlike you.
“I’m using a major news source not a ‘right wing’ site” *gets the news from Forbes*
Forbes is a right wing news site, Phil. Lol
God, he’s an idiot.

I sincerely doubt Phil reads (or understands) Forbes. He’s probably name-dropping in order to appear “smart”.

 

[myone]

Please DSP, do a full DSPolitics stream. I dare you! I want to listen to your uninformed, ignorant, totally off-base takes more.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil might be one of the dumbest normies in the US, and that's saying A LOT. How one person can be so uninformed on everything beats me.

Also this is 100% because his fat fuck of a wife can't hold a part time job because she's a bad employee. If you are competent working retail, they will literally give you 30+ hours.

 

[San Dimas High School]

God, his political takes are horrible. Yes, Phil, unemployment goes up and down, but steals they’re looking for jobs unlike you.
“I’m using a major news source not a ‘right wing’ site” *gets the news from Forbes*
Forbes is a right wing news site, Phil. Lol
God, he’s an idiot.

Forbes is definitely not a right wing news site. Maybe the magazine was decades ago, but that website he's reading is not.

 

[johnkimble123]

Forbes is definitely not a right wing news site. Maybe the magazine was decades ago, but that website he's reading is not.

It's not right-wing but definitely reports from a fiscally conservative viewpoint and will lean more pro-corporation on its opinions.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

That job rant was probably based off his fat horse coming home and complaining about having to stand for extended periods. "Isn't it Ironic" that all the "crap jobs" are the ones he supports the most? Absolutely no awareness that he's supporting these lowly peasants or that he's going on a rant about "regular workers" while he has a kings tax quota on screen.

So apparently sometime between when you posted this YouTube video embed under the spoiler, 8 days ago, and today this video has been set to Private.
Edit: Wait, did you embed the raw livestream from his channel that he sets to private, and not one of the chopped up videos he posts of the stream?

It was the raw Phil livestream, I wasn't aware he set those to private.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Also this is 100% because his fat fuck of a wife can't hold a part time job because she's a bad employee. If you are competent working retail, they will literally give you 30+ hours.

at least she tries to keep a job. He just goes online and begs for money. who wants to take economic advice from a guy who went through bankruptcy and haven’t had a job for over ten years? No one.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[San Dimas High School]

He's frustrated cow wife can't get a job when it's a buyer's market for employees and wrote a fanfic about it.

 

[Comma]

"Don't talk about detractors in my chat, I'm above them"

Yes, make your streams revolve completely around drama and shitting on detractors, but forbid your viewers to talk about it. You just can't make this shit up, he has completely lost the plot...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Literally building a shrine to himself.

 

[San Dimas High School]

"Don't talk about detractors in my chat, I'm above them"

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Yes, make your streams revolve completely around drama and shitting on detractors, but forbid your viewers to talk about it. You just can't make this shit up, he has completely lost the plot...

He doesn't ever want anything to do with them unless they're PPP, Mutahar, or Daddy Jim.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I think it took years for Phil to mention as many detractors as he does now in one minute of promo. Back then he always said he doesn't know them, except for the Tevin Streamer, which he heard was very talented, Evil AJ, who basically killed DSP's career up to the recent Renaissance, the Outsider, for doing the best TIHYDPs with the King's seal, and DSP Cult leader.