Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Null]

The omnibus hearing was continued because Rekieta's team brought up evidentiary issues. The state's response and Rekieta's reply will be due by the 6th at the latest. They are expected to address the following issues:

• The issue of Cog's archive on BackwardsInternet being "digitally altered".
• The issue of Aaron Imholte's statements being represented as that of a "concerned citizen" and not Rekieta's "blood enemy" (Ralph's language).
• The issue of the Pastor's CPS report being used as a basis for probable cause when CPS chose not to investigate those claims.

There should be an evidentiary hearing in the future and then another Omnibussin' event. Kayla's will be on Oct 28. It is possible they will have their Omnibus hearing scheduled together but it depends on how frisky the Judge is feeling. These court dates are apparently set in cycles.

Additionally, Ralph was pressed by a random Aaron STMS fan and a black guy, shocking users with news we have more than zero black people on the forum.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It seems one of the bands on the Balldo has broken.

I am pretty sure those replies are all AI-generated. Why he does that, I'm not sure.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Additionally, Ralph was pressed by a random Aaron STMS fan and a black guy, shocking users with news we have more than zero black people on the forum.

As a fellow POC, I welcome all of our BIPOC friends to the farms.

 

[DHugo]

• The issue of Cog's archive on BackwardsInternet being "digitally altered".
• The issue of Aaron Imholte's statements being represented as that of a "concerned citizen" and not Rekieta's "blood enemy" (Ralph's language).
• The issue of the Pastor's CPS report being used as a basis for probable cause when CPS chose not to investigate those claims.

Alright, I don't know shit about US criminal law, does any of this have a chance to work? Seems like the video being modified can't be an issue if it isn't meaningfully different, but I could be wrong.

 

[Null]

Alright, I don't know shit about US criminal law, does any of this have a chance to work? Seems like the video being modified can't be an issue if it isn't meaningfully different, but I could be wrong.

MN attorney said it's a long shot. Sean said he would be embarassed to file what Rekieta did. Bromke wants more time to look at it.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Would love to compare. Although I’m not sure how expensive they would be to pull. In federal court, non-party filings are prohibitively expensive to pull from Westlaw.

Here are three filings drafted by Francis White. Note that there are two briefs in federal appeals which are co-authored with Robert Barnes. The other brief is a sentencing appeal in a criminal case, drafted by White alone. I might try and find a trial docket for some motions by White to compare, since these are appellate briefs rather than pretrial motions. But they all look better than Rekieta's last filing imo.

 

[Oh Darn]

Here are three filings drafted by Francis White. Note that there are two briefs in federal appeals which are co-authored with Robert Barnes. The other brief is a sentencing appeal in a criminal case, drafted by White alone. I might try and find a trial docket for some motions by White to compare, since these are appellate briefs rather than pretrial motions. But they all look better than Rekieta's last filing imo.

I'd LOVE to see an analysis of these filings by White against the motion to suppress that was just filed and compare that with some of Racket's writings to see how much Nick contributed to this shitshow

@SiggerNlayer I request your autism

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/proving-ethan-writes-pantsus-tweets-and-texts-using-plagiarism-detection-algorithms.116808/

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Pretty much what i expected after seeing the filing of the MTD 2 days before the omnibussin

Looking forward to reading the prosecution's filing on the 30th!

 

[SiggerNlayer]

I'd LOVE to see an analysis of these filings by White against the motion to suppress that was just filed and compare that with some of Racket's writings to see how much Nick contributed to this shitshow

@SiggerNlayer I request your autism

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/proving-ethan-writes-pantsus-tweets-and-texts-using-plagiarism-detection-algorithms.116808/

Currently at work, DM these to me I’ll give it a shot

 

[Gorbus]

Someone asked a few pages back yesterday what Nick's legal filings were like, and from what I recall they were all super cuntily written and used a lot of metaphor and simile that would be considered inappropriate for legal documents. Even the case he won, which he won on appeal cause the first judge fucked up badly, all the filings were like a high schooler impersonating a lawyer wrote them.

 

[SargonF00t]

It is a pity in the Shortbus Hearing that Rekieta and/or his lawyer were not asked to explain what the "unedited version" would show, that is different to the version that informed the warrant.

Also does Prosecution know that Rekieta the dumb cunt, still has that video up on Odyssey?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Someone asked a few pages back yesterday what Nick's legal filings were like, and from what I recall they were all super cuntily written and used a lot of metaphor and simile that would be considered inappropriate for legal documents. Even the case he won, which he won on appeal cause the first judge fucked up badly, all the filings were like a high schooler impersonating a lawyer wrote them.

His writing is so shit he picked a profession in which the opposing party has to read what you wrote just to get an audience.

Sad, pathetic, Non-Practicing Creative Writing Major.

 

[Oh Darn]

Currently at work, DM these to me I’ll give it a shot

Done. Does anyone have PDF's of legal documents we know are authored by Rekieta? I know it's been a long, long time since he practiced. I'll go ahead and poke around to see if anyone archived a copy of old work he did, too.

Docs Found

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

It is a pity in the Shortbus Hearing that Rekieta and/or his lawyer were not asked to explain what the "unedited version" would show, that is different to the version that informed the warrant.

It didn't happen today, I think, because the prosecution wanted time to respond to the motion to dismiss. That may happen next hearing when they talk about evidence, and the prosecution may have to subpoena Nick or Youtube or Rumble for the original if they want the cokestream in evidence.
It shouldn't have anything to do with the motion to dismiss due to lack of probable cause for the warrant. Viewing a copy should be sufficient for probable cause.
I don't think Nick is going to play the same games in the court room that he talks about playing on stream. Not unless he feels like Barneswalker isn't representing him well enough. I hope he goes pro se and builds a box fort and axes for grounz fo da sustain, but I don't think he's quite that stupid when his lawyer has ordered him to dry out for 12 hours.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Someone asked a few pages back yesterday what Nick's legal filings were like, and from what I recall they were all super cuntily written and used a lot of metaphor and simile that would be considered inappropriate for legal documents.

Currently at work, DM these to me I’ll give it a shot

Done. Does anyone have PDF's of legal documents we know are authored by Rekieta? I know it's been a long, long time since he practiced. I'll go ahead and poke around to see if anyone archived a copy of old work he did, too.

Here are three filings from Nick when he used to be a practicing attorney. They're all motions to dismiss/suppress. Glancing at these, what immediately stands out to me is Nick's horrific lack of organization. He'll separate sections with single bolded topic words, like "ANALYSIS" or "THE EVIDENCE" or "FRUIT OF THE POISONOUS TREE" without numbering or adding indications of organization for those sections in any logical way. The filing from White has a similar problem with its lack of organization. I'm definitely leaning towards Nick having had a large influence on the writing of the filing for the omnibus hearing if only because of the idiosyncratic horrific organization of the motions.

 

[Captain Manning]

Here are three filings from Nick when he used to be a practicing attorney. They're all motions to dismiss/suppress. Glancing at these, what immediately stands out to me is Nick's horrific lack of organization. He'll separate sections with single bolded topic words, like "ANALYSIS" or "THE EVIDENCE" or "FRUIT OF THE POISONOUS TREE" without numbering or adding indications of organization for those sections in any logical way. The filing from White has a similar problem with its lack of organization. I'm definitely leaning towards Nick having had a large influence on the writing of the filing for the omnibus hearing if only because of the idiosyncratic horrific organization of the motions.

Aren't there AI tools you can run these all through, a long with "White's motion," that would calculate a probability of whether they were all written by the same person?

 

[GaryGray]

It's not a perfect look, but we can get an idea based on the 3D Walkthrough; that Coax Splitter with nothing in its input, just hanging, not screwed in to a piece of plywood or anything. No conduit, everything on display. Very disrespectful.
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that looks like a certified Direct TV installation job. You have to pull teeth to get a telecom installer to do any job to completion. I would away see stuff like this in rental where multiple telecom companies had come to install their lines.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm definitely leaning towards Nick having had a large influence on the writing of the filing for the omnibus hearing if only because of the idiosyncratic horrific organization of the motions.

And the very Rekieta-like use of terrible similes and metaphors, which are absent from White’s authored filings.

Nick must be even more desperate for cash than we realized if he’s cutting corners like this on his legal efforts. I know much of it is Nick being a delusional control freak who (despite all evidence) thinks he knows better than his lawyers. But rushing the second house onto the market without even bothering to give it a wipe down with a dust rag — or removing balding slut April’s douche supplies for her stinky pussy — also makes it look like Nick needs money.

I wonder when the last time was that Nick (not his father) paid any of his legal bills.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

April's pussy is apparently so stinky she needs pH balanced Summer's Eve "intimate wash."

Aaron briefly talked about the vag wash in April’s shower, and pled the fifth on exactly how bad she smells. Starting at 8:33 of this clip.

“There are intimate details I have…. There are some details I will not share with the world… I will not share smells. I won’t do that to people.”​

 

[Oh Darn]

Aren't there AI tools you can run these all through, a long with "White's motion," that would calculate a probability of whether they were all written by the same person?

The Kiwi Academic Integrity commitee has been notified, yes.