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This is ultimately the Materialism Demonstrated thread. The philosophy of troonery keeps the sages debating, but in the end we are all made of bleeding, fallible meat.First the feminism slapfights, now we get the Christianity spergery. Oh goody.
They snap on like Rubbermaid lids! It can help preserve the skin around the stoma with fewer changes. On the other hand, if the barrier is poorly-placed or the hole is cut a little large, keeping the same bad barrier on for longer is like masking and then acid-etching the skin.Some bags are detachable, allowing the patient to wear the same adhesive barrier for longer than 1 bag change.
There's a joke here about a dude touching his dick and feeling his knee, but I can't quite get to it. I'm sure it's heckin' validating, though.OR!!!...and work with me here...the Pooner is lying/delusional.
When someone is going to have an ostomy, either the surgeon or the ostomy nurse comes in pre-op and is very careful about marking off placement. Look at the folds in your abdomen and how they change when you're lying down, to sitting, to standing.An actual designer hand-made front hole!
If the surgeon just eyeballed a site from how a patient looks lying down in the OR, it would end up with something that's fine for the intestine, but every time the patient bends or moves, the adhesive barrier tries to fold itself inward, or tugs, leading to lost wafers, skin shearing or worse.
So this guy's stoma probably is more "designer" than his fancy new vagina.
I forgot if I've dropped this link in this thread or elsewhere (with similar flimsy reasoning; I just like it), but Mr. "Reject His Design" might consider another tattoo after this: Man Proposes, God Disposes.