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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 22 51.2%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 5 11.6%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
Why does this nigga look photoshopped into this picture
Cause he probably paid some dude on Fiver to make him 8 inches taller. Also lots of perspective at work here, Ralph probably insisted that Nick pose for a carefully angled picture after calling him so very very small and teeny weenie or else he will dox his keeds.
 
I can't tell if today was a Ralph W or L. But god help us if it turned to be a W because I can't even fathom the coming L.
Made it to Willmar: W
Clowned on by a steel toe fan and forsake the name his daddy gave him: L
Called stinky and bald by a Kiwi: L
Didn't receive an atomic wedgie: W
Doxed photographed some Kiwis: W
Confirmed a manlet by a True & Honest Kiwiformant: L
Smuckled at by a Handsome Black King: L
Hugged Kayla: W
Took a photograph with Nick: W

I dunno bros, it's looking pretty close.
 
Imagine being that close to Ralphs armpit after he's gone several days without shower or changing his shirt.

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