🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Also iirc wasn't the scat fetishist @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed going to box Aaron Imholte for Ralph? I guess it makes sense that shithuffers band together during desperate times.

Ralph, reach out to your brother in thumbs.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

@Null Ralph is either about to provide a massive harvest or a massive self felt

 

[Muppetstudios]

Waiting for his bullshit excuse, "I can't box because Nick Rekeita told me it's not legal to box you"

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Tonkasaw 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“Sounding shook” says guy unsure if he’s Ethan Ralph or not.

Maybe he gunted Kayla and now trying to establish his dominance over his new role as the snack tray boy by fighting the old one

 

[Thee Witchfinder]

God, can you hear me? It's me, Thee Witchfinder. I don't often ask much of you. Could you please make this happen, just this once?
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[FiveStarAce]

Ralph will never, NEVER, fight another man. He just won't. He can't do it. The lizzard part of his brain will not allow it because he is gene-coded bitchmaxxed.

I'm willing to bet money on this. Ralph will never throw hands with another male.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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God, can you hear me? It's me, Thee Witchfinder. I don't often ask much of you. Could you please make this happen, just this once?
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Ralph sodapressed right now

 

[Tofu Dust]

God please let this fight happen. I know it's bitch tits and he's just going to make up some faggy excuse not to, but PLEASE let those dranks be extra strong tonight. Give him the courage he needs to get into the ring.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

Oh fuck, if he actually does this it’ll be legendary. Aaron’s not exactly the image of peak male fitness, but compared to Ralph he may as well be Mike fucking Tyson.

Do it Ralph! Show the ayylawgs and haydurrs that the Ralphamale don’t scurr!

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Ralph is trying every angle to pussy out.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What the fuck? Is Gunt Punt III in the works?

 

[Muppetstudios]

He can stream in the street outside a court no problem but streaming a boxing gym is somehow impossible

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Kiwifags BTFO
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To me the most surprising part is April, pretty sure she ran away from the internet as soon as the news broke out.

 

[FiveStarAce]

To me the most surprising part is April, pretty sure she ran away from the internet as soon as the news broke out.

Pretty sure Nick is controlling their lifes now. He's such a knight.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Ralph is Bitch made he won't show. He'll flake and say some horrendous shit against Aaron, acting like he won something.

 

[Oh Darn]

PPP and Andy are showing Aaron the Portugal fight on Kino Casino right now

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

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Ralph is trying every angle to pussy out.

Ralph you bitch-made faggot, quit making excuses and stick to your fucking word for once in your miserable life! Stop being such a pussy and show us why you really are the best in the sektur!

 

[Bixnood]

This fight is simply not happening, 0% chance.
ralph is far to much of a woman to even throw a punch

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I step away for one moment, a single hour, and something begins to maybe happen.

I should have stayed out for another hour, the good shit never happens when I'm here.