🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sugriva]

 

[LavenderMenace]

Oh god is this the new polycule group?

 

[ulsterscotsman]

So is Ralph...

1. getting drunk, eating his feelings and scrolling KF on his phone?
2. laying dead in Jim's driveway ?

We all know he never had the balls to show up at Daddy Jims driveway even after years of threatening to do so. Ralph is a broken cowardly bitch made deadbeat.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is 6 foot 2 and he can dunk

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I didn't know his right arm was eight feet long

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I dunno bros, it's looking pretty close.

You forgot
Crashing on a paypigs futon: L
Skipping visiting Jim: L
Trial postponed due to lawyers:L

 

[Monodrone]

He's doing that same shit he used to pull when he took photos with the horse, making the women-folk crouch and kneel to avoid looking unequivocally 5 feet and an inch tall.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I can't wait for that photo to be reposted in a year or two when Ralph is drunkenly streaming about some perceived slight from a comment Nick made. With Ralph hollerin'

WHY DON'T YOU DIE REKIETA!!!!

A year?

I give it a few hours.

 

[JJLiautaud]

holy shit he has lost a lot of weight, very rare ralphamale W.

 

[D.A. d. nial]

Kiwifags BTFO
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Please keep in mind that Nick Rekeita is 5'4.

 

[Lonely khan]

"On my right is the drug addled 6/10 I destroyed my reputation, family and future financial security for"
"On my left is my benzo addled zombie wife I successfully broke of any willpower or baseline intelligence"
"And in the hat is a running joke of a person, a drunken retard I use to be able to laugh at now representing the only sector of the internet willing to come to my defense"
"And in the blue shirt is me, Big Nick, the guy who smuggly grins at you as I photograph myself with the living embodiments of the failperson I have become. I might as well take pictures of myself engulfed in flames"

Keep smiling Nick, fake it till you make it lol

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine being that close to Ralphs armpit after he's gone several days without shower or changing his shirt.

Given the disheveled mess the Rekieta’s have been and the discussion of April’s vagina smells I’m sure Ralph’s stench and gunt grease would fit right in

 

[Heckler1]

What are the chances Lady Rackets or Ahole gets gunted?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What are the chances Lady Rackets or Ahole gets gunted?

No idea, but I know he'll try his best to get the job done!

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Kiwifags BTFO
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I asked a friend which of these individuals was in a relationship with who in this image, and he told me it was Ralph & Nick with the way Gunt is holding on to his neck.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Kiwifags BTFO
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The horseman of Gunt with the horseman of hedonism. They just gotta swing over to LA and pick up the horseman of cuckoldry (idubzzzz) and the cowman of degeneracy (juju) and the anti-chris-chan will have his riders for the dimensional merge.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Looks shopped to me fam. Unless there was an immediate courthouse wardrobe change I doubt Rackets would wear sandals before a judge

 

[batterybee]

Ralph looks taller than I thought, maybe he isn't 5 foot 1 after all?

 

[Burd Turglar]

Golly, that looks like some peak trad cath, virtuous shit.

 

[T00L Nigger]

Ralph looks taller than I thought, maybe he isn't 5 foot 1 after all?

Even if he isn't, he still carries little nigger energy like he carries his front butt.