🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sicko Hunter]

HEY YOU GUYSSSSSS

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Ralph is such a mega pussy, he had the chance to do something hilarious and folded.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Ralph is trying every angle to pussy out.

Rate me a lunatic, but the comment section is hysterical, holy fucking shit lawd

DA AYYLAWGS AND JAWSH CONNAH MOON GONNA GET DAT BEATDOWN LATER AFTA ME BEAT UP DAT AARON

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Rate me a lunatic, but the comment section is hysterical, holy fucking shit lawd
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DA AYYLAWGS AND JAWSH CONNAH MOON GONNA GET DAT BEATDOWN LATER AFTA ME BEAT UP DAT AARON

He is absolutely being dragged holy shit

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Rate me a lunatic, but the comment section is hysterical, holy fucking shit lawd
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DA AYYLAWGS AND JAWSH CONNAH MOON GONNA GET DAT BEATDOWN LATER AFTA ME BEAT UP DAT AARON

it might actually be over for Ralph. I can see him pilled out, head in hand, looking at his phone as these keep popping up in his feed.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Lol what a wimp. He can only fight women and children.

Two times in one day he bowed down, bish made.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Well thats that, he's Tonkasaw now.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The only way he can top this is by losing his Mexican ID and being unable to reenter the country.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I can only assume that Kiwi Farms stalkers made good on their promise to pull Ralph's pants down and tussle his hair until he passed out.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Fuck you ralph you fat bish made piece of shit

 

[Near]

Damn, the cooldown on challenging and bitching out of some non-fight went away very quickly this time.

Get new material.

 

[Vect]

I guess the Butthead lookalike who's chased away two wives has joined the 99th percentile of people who are less of a pussy than Ethan Oliver Ralph.

Retort literally aborted.

 

[Tofu Dust]

Fuck you ralph you fat bish made piece of shit

Of course it was just another work. Pretty convenient excuse at this point. Literally every L in his life is "just a work".

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fuck you ralph you fat bish made piece of shit

THE FUCKER ENTERED WISCONSIN

FATRICK vs GUNT is closer to possible than ever before! gravitational pull will kick in at some point!

Also how bishmade do you have to be to eat in wisconsin

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Imagine being so pathetic that you don't even show up to the fight and still get felted by everyone's commentary.

This is a more embarrassing L than him showing up and getting his ass beat.

 

[Furniture Salesman]

I love opening twitter to see excuses.
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[Ultrapenguin]

Who's saying Ralph would never fight a man? Has everyone already forgotten when he attacked that fat guy who hangs out with the one retarded girl or w/e?

The truth is that Ethan Ralph is a master of drunken low altitude belly to belly fighting. That is his area of focus. You can't expect him to fight someone who uses other styles in some type of freakshow mixed martial arts competition.
If Aaron Imholte wants to be reasonable and put on 100lbs and develop osteoporosis to shave off 6" Ethan Ralph will destroy him in the ring.

Until then? Don't waste the Ralphamale's time.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I love opening twitter to see excuses.
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Kinda fitting. The pig hasn't worked a single day of his life, no wonder he can't even manage the wrastling version of it.

 

[bile demon]

Kiwifags BTFO
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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1826365464114843892

https://archive.is/ZJyZP

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[BigPeanut]

Ralph’s right! It was an amazing work, he fooled me.

For a minute when I saw he was going to fight Aaron I thought “wait this isn’t a gunted, molested, pussy, coward, bitch, raped, daddy issues, woman abuser, rapist, pill popper, alcoholic, fat, 4’1, piggy bbc cuck.. it’s a man?”

But he got My ass!!! Fucking WORKED.