🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Have some archives of the Ralphamale flexing his certainty to get in a ring when he dodged the opportunity today.
 
Why is everyone posting the edited photo of Ralph with Rekieta? I know he took down the original pretty quick, but I didn't think I was the only one who screenshot it.
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Also wished there was footage of Ralph when he was approached. His voice was soaked with fear.
 
Why is everyone posting the edited photo of Ralph with Rekieta? I know he took down the original pretty quick, but I didn't think I was the only one who screenshot it.
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Also wished there was footage of Ralph when he was approached. His voice was soaked with fear.
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He's so pissed about being outed as a cowardly faggot again.
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The replies to his tweets are lit since he bitched out of the fight and denied the name his daddy gave him.
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He's now rewriting his cope tweets without any changes, xanniebrain.
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You're gonna have to lower the $3,000 figure, piggy. Also, if you drive two hours out to St. Cloud, you're still spending the Ralphamale's time whether you get your $2,000 or not. But who am I kidding? We all know you're too bishmade to face Aaron in the ring, even if a paypig sends that $1,000.
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Ralph has made a critical error in logic. It is a massive inconvenience to get all the way to the gym. Aaron or the gym owner can tell him to fuck off and now Ralph will have wasted 4 hours. Ralph can go seethe in an adjoining parking lot like he did with The Blaze.
Hopefully if he tries that a few more STMS fans can mog him and make him forget his own name in fear. If Aaron really wants to fuck with Ralph he can lie and pretend to have papers to serve.
:ramona: <Na, na, I ain't never heard of no Ethan Ralph. My name is Lilith Ramona. )
 
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what the fuck is piggy even on about? (nitter)
He's letting everyone know that he doesn't have a name. His name is bitch, lowercase b, and that's all he will ever be. He's not a real human being, he's a plaything that real men(and women) do with as they please, nothing more. Piggy is lucky that this mostly means simply laughing at him, as we've seen in Portugal and elsewhere he has no fight him in him and could not defend himself even if he tried. Just like a bitch.
 
Ralph, you're a SOY-FILLED BITCH! Deep down, you know it. We know it. EVERYONE whose opinion you value knows it! Dick Masterson -- aka JuJu the Cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow -- knows it (even if he might not say so, he knows it, and YOU KNOW he knows it).

At least Tonkasaw had the good sense to flee the Internet. But you don't even have the level of sense that fucking Tonka has.

Five-star LOSER! Once and for all time. And the ebidance of that fact is abundant! Suck on THAT, pussy-boy!
 
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Willfully associating with the Gunt... how low can you get, Rackets?

Kayla looks like she's trying to dodge Ralph's body odor.
They are bonding over their shared neglect of their children in favor of hard drugs and their love for seeing their wife with another man.

What a waste of money this trip was, he's accomplished none of his goals so far, he made Kiwi Farmers look like normal upstanding citizens, he confirmed that he got fat again, Rackets confirmed that he barely recognized Ralph cause he's such a tiny midget irl and he is too afraid to show up at Jim's driveway. He is desperate for money but he's never going to fight Aaron, he knows it, Aaron knows it and his audience knows it too, they have been scammed too many times to donate a bunch of money to him to go fight someone. He is a coward through and through.
 
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