Furry Fandom and Drama General

primagens? the hell is even the difference lmao
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Enjoy this ugly slop, basically you get to pay 1k to not be a midget, other more expensive ones even get ugly wing things I think.
 
Remember: nothing ever happens.

Basically a cyborg. The craziest part is the creator also has the "premium versions" called Primagen which are a "closed species" that can go for over $1000 because "only the creator is allowed to make them".
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I liked that one joke about Sergals furries going extinct since they were all getting protogen characters.
 
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Enjoy this ugly slop, basically you get to pay 1k to not be a midget, other more expensive ones even get ugly wing things I think.
eww they have that ugly fat claw toe kabier/jasonafex thing going on.
That would be impossible to walk with

Why the fuck would you want an inactive digestive tract? That means you die of starvation.
 

Of course we are portrayed as nazis. Even when we are on the "same side", they still cant help but letting us know they still hate us. Then again, the feeling is mutual.

We are just satisfied shit talking each other in our own corners of the internet and this retard thought that doing this would lead to any outcome besides a logical "Neither of us did this so it was a third party, lets work together to so we can go back to hating each other in our own corners alone"
 
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Though for better or worse, closed or otherwise restricted species as a concept has just been kinda dying out as the internet continually ages. Adopts as a business model has been more widely getting correctly seen as simply dumb.
I always found adopts to be extremely idiotic: you're already paying an artist, just come up with your own design is not that hard.
I hang out with some artists and the topic of adopts comes up often, everytime it is about how well and how much they sell meaning people are still buying.
 
Other than the fact anyone with a protogen profile picture is mentally unstable my second issue with them is that they aren't even robots. They are fully flesh except for a computer monitor taped to their face, they are cyborgs at most.

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Look guys I'm a robot now.

Yes it's an autistic nitpick, no I don't care.

I never got the popularity of protogens myself; seriously, why not just make a cyborg? Would be more unique than... whatever the hell a protogen is supposed to even be.

I liked that one joke about Sergals furries going extinct since they were all getting protogen characters.

Also this race; can someone explain why Sergals are so popular? Genuine question.

eww they have that ugly fat claw toe kabier/jasonafex thing going on.
That would be impossible to walk with

Why the fuck would you want an inactive digestive tract? That means you die of starvation.

You expect furries to care about realistic anatomy? Like @toskarinion and @Quindarius indicated, it's a fetish thing; the only thing furries really care about. Probably a snuff fetish thing, if I might add my two cents, though voraphilia is more likely.

I always found adopts to be extremely idiotic: you're already paying an artist, just come up with your own design is not that hard.
I hang out with some artists and the topic of adopts comes up often, everytime it is about how well and how much they sell meaning people are still buying.

But being creative is hard! It could get in the way of the typical furry's countless daily wank sessions.
 
Also this race; can someone explain why Sergals are so popular? Genuine question.
Severe autism, extremely weird kinks involving one of the characters raping people to death, "exclusivity" of the species feeding into people's special unique status. There's probably more to it but I never felt the need to dive into that can of worms.
 
People on dumb art sites love branding, and they love getting to cite singular great "creators" of stuff that already existed. How many of them cared about skeletons before 2015? Or pastel ponies before 2009? There's probably someone out there who thinks Spyro was the first dragon ever.
If you say "lizard bird" it means nothing, but if you say "yinglet" then OMG I COLLECT YINGLETS. Even kobolds are trendy now despite not looking any different than basic anthropomorph lizards of ten or more years ago. That took me by surprise since I was accustomed to them being little wolf people, and I had to be told NO those are GNOLLS, they are the MORTAL ENEMIES of kobolds, according to extremely boring people.
 
Also this race; can someone explain why Sergals are so popular? Genuine question.

I genuinely believe at this point most of it just 'hehe weird animal is hot' because I never, ever see people who genuinely care about the actual cool lore behind a lot of these species. The creators make all these big concept art pieces about alien worlds, plant life, different creatures that roam around these planets and their cultures - and then a furry just says 'hehe vagina tentacle : )', grabs it as a character, slaps a bunch of neon colours on and then put it in the most generic modern-earth setting in a dance club or something.
That and, yeah, people who like collecting characters like trading cards rather than actually fleshing them out.

It's pretty sad seeing the actual creative parts of the species get ignored completely and forgotten over time.

(This is also why I'm partially sympathetic to people with closed species. I know 99% of them is just 'pay money to get a design and join the cool kidz club vwv', but I imagine there's creators out there with awesome, lore filled stuff they simply don't want any random person to get their grubby mits over and ruin.)
 
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Now, now, let's not forget that the furries have infiltrated the federal government.
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And don't forget the military cooling vest developed by a fucking furry.
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The woman in the first photo I am pretty sure is some retarded tech sergeant or is at least out of the force. Chair force niggers can NEVER keep it to themselves. Ever.

@Google.com Thought to mention, but it is insane how these people act as if they have everything under control. Maybe LOCK DOWN DRAGONEERS ACCOUNT WITH THE REGISTRAR FIRST. or maybe just lock down the twitter, FA, other financials etc to get an idea of what the fuck to do. This sounds like some guy found a pwned password and went down a paper trail and got mighty lucky. The furries are incredibly lucky this faggot was not 10x smarter than he actually is. With these people still not have the money to upkeep the website because no one is assigned to have the income go to their account and then pay the bills.
(Should be noted dragoneer pocketed all of the money just to spend it on his "lavish" (read: pornographic) lifestyle. FA was kept alive on a shoestring budget that now doesn't exist because no one has taken the helm to even keep up the status quo. What a bunch of tech illiterate niggers.)
 
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