Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
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How could you embarrass null like this, manning?! :story:
Rekieta reads the thread THAT much???

In that case I wonder what The Father of The Year™ thinks about @Fapcop and his unquenchable thirst for Kayla? I mean she's gotten a second lawyer and 2nd hand April is all ready to completely destroy whatever is left of the original household.

There's a non zero chance Kayla moves onto someone else permanently.

Somehow, someway, there are men who desire a woman with a body ruined by childbirth. Go figure.
 
Rekieta could be covering some major news in the US court system about guns... But then he got high.
I was gonna cover dat case
But I got high
I was gonna read those super chats
But I got high

Dadada

Now they took my children
And I know why
Yeah yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high....
 
I have no fucking idea what retarded shit he is on with that.
💊🍺:tumblr:⛄⛷️🦍🦍🐃🐃🐃:really:

I love that we have actual lawyers in this thread. Why do defense lawyers behave that way? Are they not held to the same standards as prosecutors?
I think it has something to do with defending the defendant to the bitter end.
If the prosecutor can still make a case despite all the tantrums, unethical and borderline illegal shit defence lawyers try to push to get their client out, then they are probably guilty and justice was probably served.
 
It interests me that Celeste has been absent from the whole ordeal in court--or at least mostly invisible. I begin to suspect Nick has 'mommy issues', and resents how much power she has held over his life from the unflattering stories he has told about female bosses, the exception he takes with female detractors (e.g. Kalea, ElissaClips, ClaireBear, etc...), and the general 'joke' misogyny....
Yeah, I've been of the same mind re: Nick's possible "mommy issues" for awhile now. The history of how he handles taking ANY sort of L from a woman kinda shows that. It's ALMOST as catty as how a woman might react (I would say no offense to any female Kiwis on here, but as we all know, there are no women on the internet!)... Hmmm... maybe the drug labs should also test Rackets' blood for estrogen levels...
 
What are the odds of Rekieta deciding to reward Ethan’s loyalty with some pussy? And picks sweet Kayla for the job, since April is his newest toy and he doesn’t want anyone else to play with it.

Ralph’s super potent swine semen then gets Kayla pregnant, and Nick ends up legally tied with the Ralphamale for the next 18 years?

Truly a horrific fate that Nick would deserve.
 
That's not even the most embarrassing thing he did.

That's him suicide baiting on Nick's Discord while he was streaming and causing Nick to pause the stream to handle his fan having a mental breakdown / John moment
It's pretty obvious that you and one or two other users had fucking gay issues from Discord in the past involving the user, Spectre and maybe that Yousef idiot, either get it sorted in DMs or just shut the fuck about it because no one cares. This is a thread about Balldo, not some of his ex-fans being looney during gay covid-19 lockdowns. Bringing this shit back from like 3 or 4 years ago is retarded. No one cares. Discord is cancer and whoever has it installed should be thrown into a gas chamber.
 
Yeah, I've been of the same mind re: Nick's possible "mommy issues" for awhile now. The history of how he handles taking ANY sort of L from a woman kinda shows that. It's ALMOST as catty as how a woman might react (I would say no offense to any female Kiwis on here, but as we all know, there are no women on the internet!)... Hmmm... maybe the drug labs should also test Rackets' blood for estrogen levels...
His reaction, being hurt, to someone close shopping him to CPS, made me think the person had to be a guy. If it was a woman he’d have been seethingly angry.
 
People keep saying DSP solved the Riddle of the Denny’s joke. But do not elaborate.
Kino Kasino showed it to him and the solving was that the Denny's menu itself is hard to read / decipher and DSP having actually eaten at Denny's understood that. It doesn't really explain the cop aspect, but it seems to be a decent explanation.
 
Rekieta reads the thread THAT much???

In that case I wonder what The Father of The Year™ thinks about @Fapcop and his unquenchable thirst for Kayla? I mean she's gotten a second lawyer and 2nd hand April is all ready to completely destroy whatever is left of the original household.

There's a non zero chance Kayla moves onto someone else permanently.

Somehow, someway, there are men who desire a woman with a body ruined by childbirth. Go figure.
I bet it takes everything in his power to not create an alt and blow up the DMs of @Fapcop asking when and where he wants to fuck Qayla
 
People keep saying that Professor DSP solved the Riddle of the Denny’s joke. But do not elaborate.
His explanation is dumber than Nick's Denny's proposition; he answered it on Kino Casino, and it was shit. The only good part, was he prefaced it with something like, "I'm used to dealing with dumb people."
 
Rekieta reads the thread THAT much???
hey hey hey now. he doesnt read his thread constantly you fucking gaylawg prude tard. ill have you know he simply has tons of people constantly combing his thread to send him edited and filtered messages because he cant handle directly reading it much like ethan ralph.

take that gubment bootlicker cocaine hater!

What is his worst moral failing that we know about? Seriously asking because I don't know. I am vaguely aware of the gun threat etc, but did Andy fuck kids or something? I mean he's obviously not that bright, but is he "evil"?
I think it needs remembered that theyre sort of fair weather and if something like keffals hits the site again or something else happens where the choice is speak out or be complicit in freedom dying theyll one hundred percent choose to protect their grift and will just adjust to the new acceptable window much like other grifters but tbf being more willing to be more on the edge of acceptability of being allowed to make money than alot more than mainstream or even alot of niche grifters but not near what josh has or perhaps some other niche figures i cant recall quite atm.

i dont think they need "but theyre bad too" or "i know its fun but its time to get them guys" every five minutes though but yeah if the time comes theyll one hundred percent let alot of the fun and informative shit they currently enjoy or value die and wither so they can continue to uber eats and have gaynal sex in canada
 
His reaction, being hurt, to someone close shopping him to CPS, made me think the person had to be a guy. If it was a woman he’d have been seethingly angry.
...and boom goes the dynamite... crowd clapping.gif
 
If @Fapcop wishes to take Kayla i will personally guard him from the crack fiend so he can ride in as her knight in shining armor. Whilst me and potentially other members of the fellowship of fapcop fight the crack fiend off he can seduce her into consenting the release of the body cam footage everybody wins.
 
:really: Mr Rekieta can't stop winning. I hope he wins more this year as this is my favorite thread for lol and order.

Has been said before but the bodycam footage would be the jewel on top of the balldo crown 👑

Are there any updates on getting it public? I only want to see the state of the house and the 26 grams of Colombian powder.

And no Nick. We do not want to see your kids. They are innocent and this is not their crime or their fault. Cut all of that shit out. Just the house, the filthy mess and the damning evidence is of public interest.

Going forward, I hope the children are rehomed into a caring family. The Rackets are not redeemable and will not change. Their lying and behaviors have shown this in amplitudes.
 
Kino Kasino showed it to him and the solving was that the Denny's menu itself is hard to read / decipher and DSP having actually eaten at Denny's understood that. It doesn't really explain the cop aspect, but it seems to be a decent explanation.

Of course DSP gets confused looking at a Denny's menu. Nothing he could do!
 
Rekieta might view it kind of like how he said he got rid of all his alcohol, which most people took to mean poured out, but he later was forced to admit he was still drinking (only because he wants to pretend the initial hair follicle test he did never happened).
Nah, most people were sure that he hadn't poured it out. especially once he said that he'd given it away.

There's a non zero chance Kayla moves onto someone else permanently.
We can only hope but I suspect that will only happen if Nick leaves her. She's far too broken to leave him.
 
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