Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I like how Rekieta’s streams just devolve into a giant cope session with (poorly) veiled insults at his enemies (people who tried to help him and give him good advice). He’s so bitch-made he can really only go after @Null or Legal Mindset Dicksucker because they pissed him off in both private and public by challenging him.

He’s just vloging about his personal life now. It’s not him taking about Trump or the Election while being annoyed at trolls, but him seething and then briefly reading headlines while coping about that gosh darn troll terrorist Joshua Moon. The worst part is that he can’t just tell people to fuck off, he stammers on with some vacuous rhetoric and tries to make a joke only to look like Joe Biden.

Nick the only benefit you had prior to pickling your brain was that the Farms and Twitter would spoon feed you dirt on people and you could pontificate well enough. You can’t prep for a show, you fuck with your counsels attempts to help you, and you are a fucking idiot who keeps Ethan Ralph around.
I hope you enjoy getting a few years in prison. If not for the coke, for when you get into a car accident because you are a dumb retard who will wreck your Mustang.

 

[DHugo]

He must be hoping the cops say something dumb during the Franks.

He'll wear a Denny's T-shirt to confuse the cops.

 

[Lonely khan]

I made a shitty attempt.
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I'm surprised there wasn't a "Baldo's Buyers Club" or "Baldo Buyers Coke" edit to the title, either way I like the mugshot edit

 

[Gorbus]

Where did Pomplun explain where he watched the video? In the application for the warrant, Pomplun explicitly states he did not watch the video removed on Rumble or YouTube.

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He's misremembered 'taken off of' as 'taken from', even though it wouldn't make sense for Pomplun to have taken the same video from both Rumble and Youtube. I'm doing Nick a huge favor by assuming he misremembered it; it is entirely possible Nick is illiterate enough that he doesn't understand what is actually being implied by the text of the warrant, or that he hopes everyone else is. Pomplun never states where he saw the video, only that the video he saw originated from Nick's Rumble & Youtube channels.

It's an absolutely dogwater argument as the two layers of it are both stupid:
A) The Affiant never said where he viewed the video, only its original source, so he cannot have lied about where he viewed the video.
B) The 'venue' the footage is viewed in does not matter, only the original source of it and whether it has been altered. Otherwise you could say the police downloading the video to a USB stick and later viewing it in a court setting is a 'different video' because the physical medium on which it is held is different, the resolution of the TV it's being shown on is different etc.

I could see circumstances where a legal argument could be made that the manner in which footage was shown could be misleading, for example if it was shown on a TV so low resolution, or in a download so compressed, that the coke on Rekieta's nose is hidden by pixelation or noise, and thus mislead the jury in some manner. These are not those circumstances.

 

[Pelican Bones]

That's sounds like a painfully bad move then. Prior paragraph makes it obvious.

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He must be hoping the cops say something dumb during the Franks.

I think Nick is arguing that the cop said in the warrant that he (somehow) watched the video that Nick took down in order to get the warrant signed. Now the prosecutor is coming with screenshots of a re-upload, proving that the cop never saw that video like he said he did. He thinks he caught Pomplun pulling a switcheroo.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

All poor Kayla ever wanted was lots of kids, and a godly husband.

Additionally, he married a conservative woman who wanted eight children.

I don't buy this narrative about young Kayla as an innocent would-be tradwife. I am not denying that she was religious and wanted to be mommy, but we also know she was a "theater kid." And what I know about theater kids in the early '00s is that they liked Star Trek, LiveJournal, and degeneracy.

Regardless of whether these influences characterized her behavior at the time, she was certainly exposed to more deviant ideas than her non-performing peers. I think it's reasonable to assume that these ideas were present early in her relationship with Nick, making her seem like a 'cool girl' despite her desire for a Scandinavian prude lifestyle. Given such an undercurrent in their relationship, transitioning into active deviancy was inevitable and almost certainly mutual.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

he just looks so goofy. Like the human equivalent to when dogs get stung by bees. It really stands out to me in these recent copestreams how much he looks like some sort of muppet knockoff version of himself

 

[Captain Manning]

That's him suicide baiting on Nick's Discord while he was streaming and causing Nick to pause the stream to handle his fan having a mental breakdown / John moment

To be perfectly fair, I used to believe he was John but with hindsight, I think it's another unrelated user

I am vaguely aware of an incident similar to what you are describing. I think it's been discussed here in the past. However, I can assure you that was NOT me.

My thing was a 10-15 minute(ish) phone call with him some hours before he was set to stream that night. In fact, he started his stream around the time I got to the ER that night. I am fairly confident I never affected his stream in any way.

Appreciate you following up your post and conceding you might be confusing me with somebody else though.

@Captain Manning didn't say something to hit on her, he just pointed out how she smacked down the ragepig. That's not embarrassing or simping.

Manning is just stating facts: She’s an attractive, confident young woman. Whose court clothes put Racket’s harems trailer trash style to shame.

Appreciate this. I wrote something that wasn't supposed to be taken as thirst-posting or simping.

(Also, I like how Dick cut off the ratings in his screenshot. That post was actually very well received and I think most people here understood exactly what I was going for).

Should I see Ralph doing something like that again, I'm just gonna call him and idiot and move on. Or say absolutely nothing at all since... let's be honest... pointing out Ralph is dumb is preaching to the choir on this site. The electrons can be better spent elsewhere.

That's sounds like a painfully bad move then. Prior paragraph makes it obvious.

He clearly actually is convinced of it, which will make it even better when it inevitably fails.

Is he convinced of it, or is he trying to convince others of it and set the stage for an "evil corrupt government screwed me" story when it fails?

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Meh. It's Dick. He takes anything he can get, and then takes it out of context. He did the same thing to @Strix454 in the same thread an hour or so before that. Going for the whole "Kiwis wanna see Nick's kids" crap.

(Reminder to archive you tweets, BTW).

In fairness all you have to do is post the clip of Nick singing for a catfish with "lol" attached to it and you can rest easy knowing he's going to Larson himself the moment he sees it.

In that case I wonder what The Father of The Year™ thinks about @Fapcop and his unquenchable thirst for Kayla? I mean she's gotten a second lawyer and 2nd hand April is all ready to completely destroy whatever is left of the original household.

He likes that because it plays into him being a cuck, too bad Nick's a coward so @Fapcop will never get a DM from a Nicky burner asking him to rail Kayla.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

... They (/Nick/White) spend most of the time whining about Miranda stuff for April.

To use April's statements against Nick April must testify. The state can compel (force) April to testify by granting her derivative use immunity w/r/t those statements.

Unless they're married.

If Nick divorces Kayla and marries April, April cannot be compelled to testify against Nick.

It's worth noting that there are 2 separate spousal privileges. With the second, Nick could still prevent Kayla from testifying against him w/r/t any statements made during the marriage.

Is this why Nick is so focused on April & Miranda? Probably not. But I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I t could be very hard for him to get through all of it if he doesn't just suck it up and do the work.

He's fucked. He can't keep this up.

 

[Mind Goblins]

That’s the phrase, indeed. I agree with your critique of the system, which is why I explicitly said, "when it comes to a group of individuals."
I think there are corrupt prosecutors. Doesn't makes me think all prosecutors are bad, and the profession is spoiled. But I agree that there is institucional problems within.

My normie understanding of the problem (and I'm open to correction from @Sheryl Nome) is less that prosecutors have a tendency toward corruption or that one bad prosecutor will create more bad prosecutors but that, to expand the analogy, one bad apple picker absolutely will ruin the batch.

If a DA (someone who has to worry about elections) gets a bug up their ass about a certain case and makes it clear to their office that they want a scalp, I wouldn't be shocked to find a lot of otherwise honest prosecutors eyeing their ethical obligations as more guidelines than anything else, if only for the sake of not setting that expensive legal education on fire.

 

[Train Operator]

She’s an attractive, confident young woman. Whose court clothes put Racket’s harems trailer trash style to shame.

All of this is true, but remember she also showed up to the court hearing of cokehead in-person so she could report about it to anonymous autists on the internet which means no matter how attractive or normal she looks she's still probably crazy.

And you know what they say about your dick and crazy

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

The longer this discussion about what Balldo was trying to argue in his motion, or what point he was attempting to make to the judge, the greater damage is done to his ego.

Remember, legal documents are supposed to be written for an audience that has no clue what is going on. Even judges have very little time to get acquainted with a specific motion or case, unless it’s an ongoing trial, etc. A good attorney can (and must) boil down complex legal theories with the proper structure and introduction. There’s at least a few attorneys in here who are effectively guessing at what his intentions were, think of the laymen.

I, for one, am really excited to see the response to his motion!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"NoooOOooOOo child, I did NOT "take off" the video from my YouTube channel. Those are your delusions again. I hid the video so it wasn't accessible and wouldn't appear on the channel by making it private instead. Enjoy disbarment."

He's fucked. He can't keep this up.

Yeah, I don't know. I thought he would become more sane after being separated from the drugs but he seems as detached from reality as before if not even more.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he ended up taking this to trial.

The longer this discussion about what Balldo was trying to argue in his motion, or what point he was attempting to make to the judge, the greater damage is done to his ego.

It is impossible to emphasize enough how much a pile of crap that motion was.

 

[datura_binge]

That's sounds like a painfully bad move then. Prior paragraph makes it obvious.

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He must be hoping the cops say something dumb during the Franks.

Absolutely baffled that Nick has let it get to this point at all tbh. He is grasping for straws on getting the warrant thrown out and pretty much scorched-earthing any chance of a deal or anything by doing it because they have him dead to rights. Given that he came back with that video about not talking about the case and going back to the old way of doing things etc, it's wild that he is choosing this direction to go in. It's beyond clear that he is banking on a technicality to get him out of trouble and that certainly isn't going to win him over as 1. a competent lawyer 2. a good parent 3. a good man 4. someone who did nothing wrong and 5. the person his old audience liked.

Edit: Just to put this in perspective. Imagine someone had a video of you murdering someone and the cops used it to arrest you. They then found the murder weapon and the dead body at your apartment. Then your primary and basically only defense for this crime (which you pled not-guilty to) is that the video wasn't what it looked like and, thus, you are innocent of the murder of the person with the weapon (both of which you have). This is a laughable line of defense.

 

[BathTubShine]

1. It didn't happen
2. If it did happen then you misunderstood the social cues
3. If you didn't then it's still not my fault
4. If it is my fault then you deserved that, wEiRdO

(another 9000h in MS-paint)

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Absolutely baffled that Nick has let it get to this point at all tbh. He is grasping for straws on getting the warrant thrown out and pretty much scorched-earthing any chance of a deal or anything by doing it because they have him dead to rights. Given that he came back with that video about not talking about the case and going back to the old way of doing things etc, it's wild that he is choosing this direction to go in. It's beyond clear that he is banking on a technicality to get him out of trouble and that certainly isn't going to win him over as 1. a competent lawyer 2. a good parent 3. a good man 4. someone who did nothing wrong and 5. the person his old audience liked.

When you have NPD and alcoholism and cocaine addiction you have three sources of extreme self-confidence that are not based in reality.

 

[Shig O'nella]

True, though I wonder why Dick hasn't used your or their posts as ammo yet, considering he reads this thread often and everyone here keeps mentioning you every time Kayla is mentioned lol

Think about it from Nick's perspective. Think he wants Kayla to find out someone's got the hots for her ruined body? She'd start getting uppity.
And if Dick was using our mate @Fapcop as ammo, she definitely would find out, cause Rackets can't keep his fucking gob shut for two seconds.

 

[Terrorist]

@Fapcop
Bad news, Rekieta let Ralph fart into Kayla’s vagina. It’s over man.

That just means it's more seasoned, like a cast-iron skillet. @Fapcop didn't hear no bell!