🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SpergioLeonne]

Does anyone think Nick might have paid him for noseguarding by letting him hunt Kayla truffles? I’m sure Kayla is pretty lonely by now

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I am not a lawyer, but if Ralph really was in Wisconsin when he posted Aaron's dox, that would be witness tampering / intimidation across state lines, which could raise it to a Federal issue, if it's pursued.

My guess is nothing happens, but it is clear Ralph did this for revenge against Aaron exposing Ralph's cowardice. It possibly could be at Nick's direction, since Nick also tweeted in the chains. Not good for NickR's either.

It would be poetic. Ralph would really have to abandon the country his daddy gave him, shortly after abandoning the name his daddy gave him to a Steel Toe fan.

 

[TV's Adam West]

He does it so naturally too, it's impressive how quickly he can turn a boring Omnibus into a clownshow just by showing up

Ralph is a Lamborghini of autism, you go from zero to retarded in a matter of seconds.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I think we should all take a moment to thank Michael Farrell for bankrolling all this succulent fucking nectar.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Just had a thought. Would Ralph getting arrested for witness intimidation (as if he’s ever been intimidating) be enough for him to come out of no where and steal Rekieta’s commanding lead as lolcow of the year?

 

[Goatchoker]

This all just keeps getting weirder and better.

I fucking love it lmfao.

 

[Nod Flenders]

The Gunt once again proving why he is a laughing stock.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph actually has a reasonable defense in that there's a corpus of evidence proving that he's always seething online and saying shit that he never actually does. Being a well-documented pussy might actually work in his favor.

 

[Schpoots]

 

[BigPeanut]

How is Nick that stupid that he allowed Ralph to come hang out with him? He knows exactly what Ralph is like and what he does. He really did give birth to a brood of retards with his retarded ass genes.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

He'll be fine. Minnesota court is a bunch of cucks. Nothing ever happens.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Where in Wisconsin is Ethan? Probably smoking meth in La Crosse or something.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I'm sorry ya honor. I'm just retarded ya honor.

Can Ralph's defense be that he's too weak and fat to intimidate anyone?

 

[Goofy Logic]

This all just keeps getting weirder and better.

I fucking love it lmfao.

The sektur is a singularity of autism that you can observe as long as you do not cross the event horizon.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Just had a thought. Would Ralph getting arrested for witness intimidation (as if he’s ever been intimidating) be enough for him to come out of no where and steal Rekieta’s commanding lead as lolcow of the year?

Imo only if in doing so robs him of his Mexican crack shack and sudo citizenship.

I think Ralph will skate on any witnesses intimidation charges but the Judge will be mad enough to yank Rackets bail.

 

[Alabama Man]

lmao the idea that being antagonistic with Ralph might have helped Nick's case instead of hurting it is amazing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

https://www.mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/fourth_district/documents/FVCC/FVCC_A4040915_attachment_for_Witness_Intimidation_presentation_-_article.pdf

Yeah shouldn’t have posted the address piggy. Seems like he’s going to have to prove it was all dumb internet beef unrelated to Rekieta, but posting photos with Rekieta day of the trial and threatening to dox all the Kiwis who came to the courthouse while posting their photos may be a high bar (taller than Ralph who’s 5’1) to clear

 

[Axiom.]

After his biggest victory lap by going to an Omnibus hearing and meeting Rekieta, led to him being investigated for a federal crime and now his last paypigs see him as a loser, only Ethan Ralph ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Nate Higgers]

After his biggest victory lap by going to an Omnibus hearing and meeting Rekieta, led to him being investigated for a federal crime and now his last paypigs see him as a loser, only Ethan Ralph ladies and gentlemen.

I feel compelled to remind everyone of Ralph’s Law: Every “W” Ralph obtains, is always followed by an L of equal or greater value and magnitude.

 

[Schpoots]

Since null has done legal stuff in regards to rekietas case, does that mean Ralph threatening to dox the attending kiwis could also be intimidation?