DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[WelperHelper99]

Phil in his own words literally says he isn't having sex. The last time he talked about it he got really worked up a huffed at his chat, "SERIOUS ADULTS don't have TIME for that! That's something special that they do on special occasions when they have time, like birthdays or Christmas, and share something special." His wife has gained at least 150 lbs since that.

Maybe don't get MATI defending a lolcow you don't know anything about you fucking Mormon retard lmao

Phil has said he sleeps in separate rooms than his wife and he regularly slips calling Kat, Mom.

It's also fair to wonder if he's even capable of penetrating his rotund wife in her state.

You guys say he lies constantly? Why the fuck would he tell his haters his sex life then? He wouldn't because that is braindead as fuck.

And they are all annoying faggots, much like yourself. Sorry mom!

You said Phil was like nobody else. Get wrecked.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

"Don't make fun of the lolcow on the lolcow forum"

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Look, we really just want to laugh at his shitty gameplay but he purposefully makes it difficult, so it turns to unravelling a 419 scam. So many people left when the mistery died. Yes, it does go to gacha. There's no need to exercise the ol' noggin' any more. The greatest hits of recent years in threads are literally just gaming recaps. That's the shit we want. That's the shit we like. But Phil has a 2 hour prestream podcast every day. Ain't almost nobody got time for that shit.

I don't really think anyone's clamoring for Phil to get a real job. Fuck, it makes no sense. If you can make even minimum wage from the comfort of your own house in your Zelda jammies I say go for it. That's not the part people take issue with. It's not asking for donos either. It's the begathons under duress, the constant stalling, the bullshit. Nobody would have a problem with him if he just begged with confidence. Like this new angle where he's just DA KANG and wants DA KANG's tax? Sure. Go right ahead. If he's not saying it's because he's stressed out or whatever and some retard wants to throw him a twenty, I say go for it. People will still laugh at his trash tier gameplay but that's kind of inevitable.

But I don't think this confident, aggressive beggar angle will stick in the long run, because Phil's fanbase is by necessity full of idiots and he damn well knows he gets his best numbers when he was an adequate begging tale to tell.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You guys say he lies constantly? Why the fuck would he tell his haters his sex life then? He wouldn't because that is braindead as fuck.

Phil has also said he has sex with his wife in response to people mocking his exaggerated disdain for any romantic content in video games.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Look, I'm gonna say it: Phil calling out Doody is based, but it's because Doody is the worst A-log. Not because he's an A-log, but objectively the worst one.
Phil going for the low hanging fruit will be fine until he starts going for WPIG or Ludwig.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Doody isn't an a-log, he's just a shitty grifter willing to upload 10 Phil clips per day and run his mouth sometimes spewing nonsense for drama.

 

[Balr0g]

Look, I'm gonna say it: Phil calling out Doody is based, but it's because Doody is the worst A-log. Not because he's an A-log, but objectively the worst one.
Phil going for the low hanging fruit will be fine until he starts going for WPIG or Ludwig.

Going after TBS / WPIG will be something else because ALT invested a lot of time into finding the words Phil himself wrote. The simple "Wasn't me " defense would never work. Might be the reason why he is so scared of Joon's documentary as Joon at the very least has been fed some of the ancient lore.

 

[Lazycunt]

I'll put my 2 cents in, Phil isn't some evil mastermind that is true but he is a smug cunt. I understand getting angry at the cunt every now and then, but it if it's every time you see him it's probably not very healthy to stare into the void. It's best to laugh at him repeating the same cycle he does everytime he gets a little high like now with the king ark doing a return.

Phil makes it a point to taunt detractors and they obviously have no outlet unless they want to do some cow tipping which is obviously gay and retarded.

People need to remember before getting angry Phil could make all the money in the world and he would still be no better off because like a shit load of other people he just increases his spending instead of paying off debt with the excess he gets.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I just want to comment that when everyone you guys interact with holds you in utter contempt and despises any interaction with you collectively, you might be the problem.

To be fair, on MATI, when you do mention this board, you take every opportunity to shit on its posters who get along pretty well with each other and stay civil.

It’s only when you get massive retards that worship you, that issues with other posters arrive.

It’s almost like if people get told by a 3rd party that you’re a piece of shit, repeatedly, they might think you’re a piece of shit when they get to interact with you and intentionally pick fights. Might make some people a little defensive.

Also, before you make the argument that we only interact with each other, I regularly see others on here in other cow threads. I post in a fair amount of others. That criticism has always been incredibly disingenuous.

Maybe if you weren’t openly hostile towards a portion of your site that cause zero issues, ESPECIALLY compared to others like Racketts, you wouldn’t get the response you receive.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The simple "Wasn't me " defense would never work.

Phil does that with content still posted on his own channel constantly.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

For fuck's sake stop tagging and arguing with Null. He's made it abundantly clear that he doesn't like us, and you are NOT going to be the one who changes his mind. Just fucking stop!

 

[Comma]

The drop in viewers watching him go mental during an unhinged pre-stream to him playing a game is quite telling.

Pre-stream:

Gameplay:

 

[Soylent Dora]

I'll put my 2 cents in, Phil isn't some evil mastermind that is true but he is a smug cunt. I understand getting angry at the cunt every now and then, but it if it's every time you see him it's probably not very healthy to stare into the void. It's best to laugh at him repeating the same cycle he does everytime he gets a little high like now with the king ark doing a return.

Phil makes it a point to taunt detractors and they obviously have no outlet unless they want to do some cow tipping which is obviously gay and retarded.

People need to remember before getting angry Phil could make all the money in the world and he would still be no better off because like a shit load of other people he just increases his spending instead of paying off debt with the excess he gets.

No one here thinks otherwise. Those that did were, removed

 

[[TWU]]

For fuck's sake stop tagging and arguing with Null. He's made it abundantly clear that he doesn't like us, and you are NOT going to be the one who changes his mind. Just fucking stop!

Is he too autistic to parse comments? Is he too emotional not to snap at people? Is he too retarded not to see Phil for who he really is? If what you say is true, then Null is just being trolled, and he's biting every time.

 

[JimiHendrix]

You said Phil was like nobody else. Get wrecked.

all im saying is phil unironically deserves to go homeless for being a rapist and a liar, honestly.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Is he too autistic to parse comments? Is he too emotional not to snap at people? Is he too retarded not to see Phil for who he really is? If what you say is true, then Null is just being trolled, and he's biting every time.

This is at least the third time I've seen this exact line of events play out. Someone tags him, he comes in here talking shit about us, people continue to antagonize him, and the thread gets derailed for 10+ pages. We've lost several good long time posters because of this. And it's the same argument every time.

 

[WelperHelper99]

all im saying is phil unironically deserves to go homeless for being a rapist and a liar, honestly.

And that is going in random.txt . Thank you for proving that the Phil board wants to kill Phil and rape the corpse.

 

[JimiHendrix]

And that is going in random.txt . Thank you for proving that the Phil board wants to kill Phil and rape the corpse.

i never said anyone wanted to kill phil and rape the corpse or that he deserved to be homeless.

 

[Soylent Dora]

This is at least the third time I've seen this exact line of events play out. Someone tags him, he comes in here talking shit about us, people continue to antagonize him, and the thread gets derailed for 10+ pages. We've lost several good long time posters because of this. And it's the same argument every time.

You sound like a beaten spouse

 

[Hex Cat]

"Don't make fun of the lolcow on the lolcow forum"
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I'm gonna give Phil another 10 dollars. The king deserves his tribute