Sam Hyde

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Posalin’s multiple docs on the Bear Kike are great. He really is disgusting and pathetic

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New PGL and Kurt Metzger is a huge fag that talks like a sped in middle school, and sam is still doing the quiet part out loud bit asking him to write his stand up for him. Anyways still kinda funny hearing them talk about how Kurt wrote for Sacha Baron Cohen.
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There is no “quiet part.” He says so and I’d rather him be honest about material he didn’t write than not. No one
 
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Forum won't let me link it as media for whatever reason. Latest clip posted on Sam's channel for PGL has him giving his possibly most homosexual take on women ever. Sam goes on a rant about asymmetrical boobs, with Nick mostly just saying he never thought about it. I've never really put into any thought about Sam's sexuality because who gives a shit, but the whole conversation sounded like a closeted gay dude just trying to rag on women.
 
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BingBongDingDong said:

Forum won't let me link it as media for whatever reason. Latest clip posted on Sam's channel for PGL has him giving his possibly most homosexual take on women ever. Sam goes on a rant about asymmetrical boobs, with Nick mostly just saying he never thought about it. I've never really put into any thought about Sam's sexuality because who gives a shit, but the whole conversation sounded like a closeted gay dude just trying to rag on women.
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Agreed. I would have thought he was beyond the fuentes-type reactionary fagism shit. I'm inclined to believe he has a porn addiction because he responded by laughing off the person who asked for help with his porn addiction. I just hope it's nothing similar to that weird paste bath thing that got posted on lolcow farm ages ago
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
Latest clip posted on Sam's channel for PGL has him giving his possibly most homosexual take on women ever. Sam goes on a rant about asymmetrical boobs, with Nick mostly just saying he never thought about it. I've never really put into any thought about Sam's sexuality because who gives a shit, but the whole conversation sounded like a closeted gay dude just trying to rag on women.
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He mentions it early on, but being a graphic designer or whatever probably does make those things stick out and drive you crazy. Nick is just a regular dude and doesn't care, but if visual shit is all you ever do and it's super important then you'll notice every little thing like that. His body count also seems really really high, so after a while you tend to be more scrutinizing with things like that since you have a wider pool to compare from. Porn will also do the same thing, since you've already seen the best the world has to offer and won't accept less.

He's prolly a fag tho, but only because he's so straight.
 
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He mentions it early on, but being a graphic designer or whatever probably does make those things stick out and drive you crazy
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Yeah I heard that part, defending yourself from gay attacks by prefacing its because you're an ~*artist*~ is the gayest possible way to try and defend against it.
Comparing about girls tits would be reason enough to get clowned on to begin with. Him leaning into it being an artist thing would lead to him being obliterated in any group of will adjusted males.
 
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Agreed. I would have thought he was beyond the fuentes-type reactionary fagism shit. I'm inclined to believe he has a porn addiction because he responded by laughing off the person who asked for help with his porn addiction. I just hope it's nothing similar to that weird paste bath thing that got posted on lolcow farm ages ago
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I mean, it's already known that other members of MDE watch tranny porn. They're all extreme perverts.
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BingBongDingDong said:

Forum won't let me link it as media for whatever reason. Latest clip posted on Sam's channel for PGL has him giving his possibly most homosexual take on women ever. Sam goes on a rant about asymmetrical boobs, with Nick mostly just saying he never thought about it. I've never really put into any thought about Sam's sexuality because who gives a shit, but the whole conversation sounded like a closeted gay dude just trying to rag on women.
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There is no such thing as a straight art college graduate.
 
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Posalin’s multiple docs on the Bear Kike are great. He really is disgusting and pathetic


There is no “quiet part.” He says so and I’d rather him be honest about material he didn’t write than not. No one
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That's what i mean by it being a bit. He's saying something obviously opposite as someone in his position would say, but Sam likes to blur those lines and be honest or sarcastic and I don't really think he would want Kurt to write for him.

Saw Sam live a few months back and his set mainly goes off of being as racist as a comic in the early 2000's and the autistic Kyle bit. So I really don't think Kurt could write for him and it be usable especially considering anyone seeing him is an MDE fan or something adjacent, unless he wants to do standup for NY drones.
 
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I'm sure this has probably been posted at some point in this thread but for anyone who hasn't seen it here's Erick and Charls comedy group before MDE.

Also on the Sam being gay speculation - during Charls drunk meltdown stream before he got back with MDE he said Sam fucks men and gets fucked by men. Wouldn't surprise me if he's a fag.
 
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Queesechake said:
I'm sure this has probably been posted at some point in this thread but for anyone who hasn't seen it here's Erick and Charls comedy group before MDE.

Also on the Sam being gay speculation - during Charls drunk meltdown stream before he got back with MDE he said Sam fucks men and gets fucked by men. Wouldn't surprise me if he's a fag.
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if you check out the lolcow farm thread about him, he's ALLEGEDLY into CBT. I'd take it with a massive grain of salt though because people on drama sites are crazy ;). I'll warn you here the image behind that spoiler is his cock. Browse carefully
 
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SHIGGSHOGG said:
He mentions it early on, but being a graphic designer or whatever probably does make those things stick out and drive you crazy. Nick is just a regular dude and doesn't care, but if visual shit is all you ever do and it's super important then you'll notice every little thing like that. His body count also seems really really high, so after a while you tend to be more scrutinizing with things like that since you have a wider pool to compare from. Porn will also do the same thing, since you've already seen the best the world has to offer and won't accept less.

He's prolly a fag tho, but only because he's so straight.
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That doesn't change it from still being weird for him to talk about.
 
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This is from Sam's insta story.

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It could be like a photo of the early birds or something but I doubt it. He also seems to have significantly fewer than usual meet and greet photos.

He posted a story (already gone) of Chris Lynch telling people that wanted to come to DM Chris so he could "hook them up" (can't remember the exact wording). It came off as strange to me at the time, sounded like he was offering free tix maybe.

I'd be willing to believe Sam and Co already milked the fan base dry with how long this tour has been going. I got the feeling it was more of a fan service tour than a true and honest comedy tour.
 
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