Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mandatory User Name]

I'm glad Nick didn't just take a plea, because seeing him desperately argue that the cop lied because he wrote that the video has been "taken off" instead of "taken down" and that it was not "THE" video but merely an exact copy of THE video is so fucking funny and ridiculous.

This is like "no honey my belt buckle was loose and my pants fell down and at the same time I slipped and fell onto the nanny who was leaning over the bed because she was straightening the pillows!! It was all an accident!" levels of retarded lying.

Nick is the type of pedant who would argue that a black man saying "I dindu nuffin" was a double negative and therefore a confession of guilt. Thankfully the court system is not as retarded as Nick seems to believe it is.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

However, there was a paper showing that hair could be soaked in cocaine and test highly for metabolites. It took significant effort and concentration.

Interesting - but presumably we are talking about a situation that is bordering on the impossible to replicate outside of lab conditions?

In which case, we circle back to the problem for Nick being that if it was just cocaine that contaminated the hair sample then it would be something that would be fairly simple to get thrown out. He could hire a second company, or professional, to assess the test results and present this.

I'm open to it, it's not impossible, but he hasn't presented evidence and uses weasel words to explain it away.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Where's Qayla? Did @Fapcop rescue her?

 

[Captain Manning]

People seem to ignore that the gotcha isn't just the coke residue on his nose, the rest of the video is Nick clearly acting like he's on drugs, which the warrant cites directly.

The officer states that Nick's behavior in the video aligns with that of a man that's high, as per his drug training, and that isn't something that can be lost by compression artifacts.

People haven't forgotten or ignored that. It's just that Nick hasn't come up with an insane excuse to explain that part yet.

And boy howdy, I can't wait for that one.

 

[2020chan]

Beyond the zeitgeist, both Nick and Rich never really had to own up to their own actions. Mommy and or Daddy was always there to make things better. Hell, they both managed to fail upwards in spite of themselves. Lowtax's ultimate enemies, in his mind, were the shitty forum users who would dare go against him, as well as his wife and ex-wife. Nick probably hates Kayla at some level but can't admit it. But like lowtax, he hates his former pay pigs. Instead of a wife to (openly) hate, he hates the farms as his jilted lover.

(Many other parallels- pedos for friends, their response to adversity ("muh kids"), their response to success, their falling into drugs...)

Please let Nick have his own tranny photo shoot in the family home arc like Lowtax.

Gay for Josh


Mandy Tits

Lady Rackets behaves uncomfortably similar to that Dani girl that Sam Hyde hired to act like a crackhead.
Why does she make so many faces at all times? Those are pretty short clips and she acts nutty through just about every second.
I like that when Nick talks about "Mandy" posting her tits, she says "how do you know they're her tits?".

 

[BaddestSeagull]

April is out in "Hollywood" too, from the trailer park to the second home of Lord Balldo, my girl is glowed up
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This looks like a three day old make up on someone who hasn't showered. She looks like a 40 year old used up crack whore, instead of the 30 year old used up crack whore that she is.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Where's Qayla? Did @Fapcop rescue her?

Someone has to stay home to maintain the illusion of feeding the kids spaghetti-o's.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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Holy shit lmao.

Busted and JUSTed.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think it will end wonderfully and Nick should 100% force the Judge and Jury to watch the entire Coke Stream.

I disagree. They should watch the MATI version instead, so they can enjoy the greatest Josh laugh montage of all time.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Holy shit lmao.
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Busted and JUSTed.

Yeah, it's bad. I'm not even great at make up and this is bad.
And let's remember: this is the best Nick could get, with all his money (and mommy's money) and internet fame, when he wanted to buy himself a side piece. This is his best.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

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She looks like she smells like 3 packs a day.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

As bad as April may look, she's still younger than Kayla, her body hasn't been destroyed by children yet, she's probably less socially awkward and cringe as Kayla. Its a total Aprilfemale victory to me, she's his new number 1 and all Kayla can do now is be the 3rd wheel and collect her pittance while her husband and his new girlfriend hit the town! Suffer Kayla!

 

[Vibralldo]

People haven't forgotten or ignored that. It's just that Nick hasn't come up with an insane excuse to explain that part yet.

And boy howdy, I can't wait for that one.

I think his excuse about that was "I was just really drunk and tired, which isn't illegal"

 

[Captain Manning]

Holy shit lmao.
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Busted and JUSTed.

Yeah, it's bad. I'm not even great at make up and this is bad.
And let's remember: this is the best Nick could get, with all his money (and mommy's money) and internet fame, when he wanted to buy himself a side piece. This is his best.

This whole thing sorta reminds me of Ralph and Faith.

Remember when Ralph got together with Faith, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about his "hot" barely legal girlfriend?

Granted, Nick is not talking about April nearly as much, but he sure likes showing her off.

Nobody is impressed. I think most people are (justifiably) grossed out by this behavior coming from a married man with five kids.

I think his previous argument was "I was just really drunk and tired, which isn't illegal"

If true, that's admittedly way less dumb of an excuse than video artifacting. I'm half-expecting him to come out and say the copy the cops watched is actually a deepfake, or some shit.

 

[Truly Rural]

April should give up on makeup completely, she is bad with it. She won't look much better without it, but she might look cleaner and maybe more natural/reliable. She is in her 30th year of life, meaning when she turns 30 she is entering 4th decade.

I see many women, even older than April dressed in skirts as short as Aprils doing office work. Those women go from a home to a car in their garage from a car into an office via garage, and back home, never even stepping a foot outside. None of them wear their office minis outside or casually. These minis (also decollete/cleavage) makes you self conscious and that in turn "helps" maintain good uptight "broom up your ass" posture that's desirable both for working with clients or to prevent noodling down as you sit for 8 boring hours at your office desk. I'm pretty sure those office ladies would throw a brick in your face if you suggested they wear that outfit in public or to just chill at home in it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Interesting - but presumably we are talking about a situation that is bordering on the impossible to replicate outside of lab conditions?

In which case, we circle back to the problem for Nick being that if it was just cocaine that contaminated the hair sample then it would be something that would be fairly simple to get thrown out. He could hire a second company, or professional, to assess the test results and present this.

I'm open to it, it's not impossible, but he hasn't presented evidence and uses weasel words to explain it away.

People haven't forgotten or ignored that. It's just that Nick hasn't come up with an insane excuse to explain that part yet.

And boy howdy, I can't wait for that one.

I am just waiting until they put Pomplun on the stand. No more lying. No more misrepresentations. Nick will have his chance to ask his question and settle it.

I think that scares him.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

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That's a rough ass 29 years old, definitely on worldoftshirt level.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

And let's remember: this is the best Nick could get, with all his money (and mommy's money) and internet fame, when he wanted to buy himself a side piece. This is his best.

His best is a Minnesota 8 whose idea of formal wear is a literal prom dress made in a Chinese sweatshop, distastefully paired with chunky stone bead bracelets, an oversized exercise watch, and costume jewelry rings. I am embarrassed for both of them.

 

[DotDem]

"It's not like getting away with it..."

One of the main things I enjoy about following Nicks case is seeing his hypocrisy/his own beliefs owning him. Almost every line of defense he has ran through to try to save his image and "win" this case, he has argued against as a general concept. Very interesting.

Holy shit lmao.

Busted and JUSTed.

Coke and shitty makeup, an amazing combo for an amazing woman! Seriously, shorty looks 10 years her senior.

 

[OrionBalls]

His best is a Minnesota 8 whose idea of formal wear is a literal prom dress made in a Chinese sweatshop, distastefully paired with chunky stone bead bracelets, an oversized exercise watch, and costume jewelry rings. I am embarrassed for both of them.

$900 for that see through single use garbage? She could have had a dress made for her for that kind of money in MN.