Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

It's also not impossible that it's not a new dress, but something April borrowed from Kayla, which would be hilarious. I think there was a photo of Kayla on Nick's instagram where she was wearing a similar style dress, not the same, but similar sparkly prom vibe. I guess that's what Nick likes.

Just for fun, I did a little digging. I found the same exact dress Kayla wore to Mar-a-Lago on Poshmark, and upon closer inspection, the tag says "BANJUL." Banjul is a luxury wholesale (lol) made-in-China dress brand.





Wholesale, these dresses sell for less than a hundred each. They resell in the mid-hundreds. These dresses are so ugly, flashy, and gaudy, they are often worn in beauty pageants or as costumes for competitive ballroom dance.

It's likely that Nick and Kayla picked up this dress in Las Vegas for way more than it's worth. We already know April and Kayla share clothes (recall the tattoo festival) but I think I remember Aaron talking on stream about going to Vegas with the Rekietas and that they bought a bunch of expensive dresses for their wives.

TL;DR, same type of hideous, cheap-but-expensive dress worn by April in her post.

 

[LemonParty]

There is a condition diagnosable where one feels that there is a conspiracy against them... I cannot recall what it may be called...

There's a couple personality disorders like this.

Paranoid personality disorder (PPD)
where someone thinks everyone is out to get them

Delusional (paranoid) disorder
where someone thinks certain people or agencies like the government are out to persecute them (this one sounds like Nick)

Nick doesn't actually have any of these psychiatric disabilities though. He has many mental issues (narcissism, addiction, BPD, anorexia to name a few) but not delusional paranoid disorder. What he has is a childish ability to attempt and explain-away (lie) to all his fans, family, and friends about what a disgusting peace of shit he is. It's so basic reptile brain that it's a common excuse that small children make when they get in trouble at school and have to explain it to their parents.

"Mommy I wasn't being bad and disruptive durning group reading! The teacher just doesn't like me!!!" - Nick Rekieta absolutely certainly

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I disagree. They should watch the MATI version instead, so they can enjoy the greatest Josh laugh montage of all time.

Josh describing the purple dragon farting and eating pizza after each time Rekieta repeats it

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Some have suggested that Rackets was successful in getting the records sealed and that @MNPublicRecords might not have any more files to drop. If true, well thank you for service and helping us get a view of what was happening.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

There's a couple personality disorders like this.

Paranoid personality disorder (PPD)
where someone thinks everyone is out to get them

Delusional (paranoid) disorder
where someone thinks certain people or agencies like the government are out to persecute them (this one sounds like Nick)

Nick doesn't actually have any of these psychiatric disabilities though. He has many mental issues (narcissism, addiction, BPD, anorexia to name a few) but not delusional paranoid disorder. What he has is a childish ability to attempt and explain-away (lie) to all his fans, family, and friends about what a disgusting peace of shit he is. It's so basic reptile brain that it's a common excuse that small children make when they get in trouble at school and have to explain it to their parents.

"Mommy I wasn't being bad and disruptive durning group reading! The teacher just doesn't like me!!!" - Nick Rekieta absolutely certainly

That's a lot of words to say "drug-induced paranoia."

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

I don't get why he harps on this. He is not charged with giving his kids cocaine.

It's the death blow in the court of public opinion. You can get away with being a drug addict swinger and still have an audience, but that potential audience dwindles to very near nothing if the prevailing narrative is that your 9 year old daughter is testing positive for drugs.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't get why he harps on this. He is not charged with giving his kids cocaine.

I do. The kid testing positive is the most damaging thing to his public image. Bar none.

As I have said multiple times in this thread now, he is more concerned about his public image than anything else. More so than even being found guilty of what he is charged with (especially if, as Sean and others prognosticate, he's really only looking at probation and his record eventually being cleared). His online reputation is everything to him. He's a narcissist.

He got a lot of shit following the May 23 arrest, but then it got absolutely brutal the following month when MPR posted those first CPS docs. That's when you saw things like DUIGuy distancing himself from him despite earlier offering help in his criminal case. It's only gotten worse since then. He's had to fully retreat into the embrace of people like Dick and Ralph.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He's had to fully retreat into the embrace of people like Dick and Ralph.

Now that the likes of Kurt and GoodLawgic have snaked Nick, who is left in lawtube besides Boss Baby Barnes and his Canadian gimp?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The evidence is the hot wife is living with them and fucking her husband while she goes out to tattooing events with them. She is not turning or leaving Nick.

She has money, drugs, the attention of an older man, and is destroying a 2nd marriage.
And she doesn't have to work, at all. Not even on a live stream.
That bitch ain't goin aaaannnnnyyyyywhere.

 

[LemonParty]

That's a lot of words to say "drug-induced paranoia."

What I'm saying is that Nick doesn't have a psychiatric form of paranoia. Nick doesn't believe he's really being persecuted by the government. He's just lieing and grasping at whatever straws he can to save his narcissic ass from jail and keep his fans from judging him. And he's lieing in a very childish/wet-brained way.

 

[TherapyMan]

I don't get why he harps on this. He is not charged with giving his kids cocaine. Not even as an enhancement. KCHHS doesn't seem concerned as the 60 days has elapsed and he has kids (unless the lying liar is lying).

As I keep saying, he is more concerned about his public image than anything else.

The problem is that Nick is a (1) a narcissist and (2) retarded. As a narcissist, he literally cannot stop himself from talking about this in public, but cannot admit to fault for anything, no matter how small or large. In fulfilling that need to avoid responsibility, he feels the compulsive need to blame someone else. But because he's retarded, he cannot come up with a good way to lie about it.

The best lie (which even could be the truth) here would have been, "I do not know anything about why my daughter's hair tested positive for cocaine. I'll let you know when I have more information about the circumstances. I had nothing to do with it." But because Nick can't put forth a narrative without blaming someone else and he's too retarded to tell a good lie, he invents a wild-ass conspiracy about how literally every single person in county is in a conspiracy against him.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Null more or less admitted this on MatI Friday- he thought Kayla would take a plea and the other 2 would just blame her (not how possession works in the house but whatever).

Thankfully (or maybe not), Kayla did lawyer up at almost the last possible second, and a plea does not seem imminent.

It was just as retarded when Null said it as when people ITT said it. That's not how criminal charges work. They live in the same fucking house. She can't just say that he didn't know shit and was a good boy and dindu nuffin. He literally told the cops it was his bedroom where he sleeps that they found the cocaine in. Thinking that she could take the fall is complete brain dead shit.
Edit: Not being mean to you but this theory was really being pushed for some reason and it was annoying

 

[Captain Manning]

Now that the likes of Kurt and GoodLawgic have snaked Nick, who is left in lawtube besides Boss Baby Barnes and his Canadian gimp?

Has Joe actually jumped ship? I might have missed that. Have had a lot of IRL shit going on lately, so my attention on this isn't what it normally is.

To answer your question, I can't really think of anybody. Maybe that Aussie Overlaw'd dude. But like... who gives a shit about him? Lol.

 

[Maraschino]

She has money, drugs, the attention of an older man, and is destroying a 2nd marriage.
And she doesn't have to work, at all. Not even on a live stream.
That bitch ain't goin aaaannnnnyyyyywhere.

And that's unfortunate for her, because I don't believe for a second that Nick's children would ever accept April over their actual mother. April couldn't take the critique from the Steel Toe viewers, does she honestly think it's going to be any better from children who would never respect her for what she did to their parents? She's not a replacement for their mother, she's the piece of garbage who destroyed their family and acts like she's the best possible partner for their thundercunt they call a father. She can raise herself onto a fucking noose for all I care. Fuck her in particular. I don't know if Nick or April is worse but I only want the worst for them. There is no recovery for this family while this stupid bitch breathes in the same fucking zipcode as them. You can't act like you want everything you want the best for your wife and kids while you still hang around your side piece.

If Nick's going to really continue doing this creepy throuple shit and act like everything is normal, he'd be better off abandoning them, divorcing Kayla, and paying child support. Everything he's done indicates he wants to be with April, and he doesn't give a shit if it destroys his children or his marriage.

Someone so fucking selfish deserves neither. I hope Kayla's playing some long-con to get as much as she needs to torch Rekieta in a divorce. If her attorney isn't advocating for it, I don't know what the fuck they're doing.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

And that's unfortunate for her, because I don't believe for a second that Nick's children would ever accept April over their actual mother. April couldn't take the critique from the Steel Toe viewers, does she honestly think it's going to be any better from children who would never respect her for what she did to their parents? She's not a replacement for their mother, she's the piece of garbage who destroyed their family and acts like she's the best possible partner for their thundercunt they call a father. She can raise herself onto a fucking noose for all I care. Fuck her in particular. I don't know if Nick or April is worse but I only want the worst for them. There is no recovery for this family while this stupid bitch breathes in the same fucking zipcode as them. You can't act like you want everything you want the best for your wife and kids while you still hang around your side piece.

If Nick's going to really continue doing this creepy throuple shit and act like everything is normal, he'd be better off abandoning them, divorcing Kayla, and paying child support. Everything he's done indicates he wants to be with April, and he doesn't give a shit if it destroys his children or his marriage.

Someone so fucking selfish deserves neither. I hope Kayla's playing some long-con to get as much as she needs to torch Rekieta in a divorce. If her attorney isn't advocating for it, I don't know what the fuck they're doing.

I don't think she really gives a shit about the kids. Maybe she gets off on *completely* destroying families? IIRC Aaron said she wasn't the best around his kids before this happened and basically acted like they didn't exist once it did.

Maybe she's not that evil but maybe she is.

 

[LiquidKid]

This is just a wild guess, but I do wonder if Null's evil thought is that Rackets will eventually throw his wife under the bus in order to get off scot free and continue his degeneracy with April. Or it's possible he'll throw both of them under eventually once he finds another younger gal to get with (in my headcannon he'll run off with JuJu to form a polycube with Vito).

Null already said what his thought was.
It was that they would let Kayla plead out and claim they were her drugs so that Nick and April could plea innocent over Kayla’s admission of guilt, then turn around and tell the internet that Kayla lied and it was all Aaron’s drugs

 

[Pelican Bones]

Has Joe actually jumped ship? I might have missed that. Have had a lot of IRL shit going on lately, so my attention on this isn't what it normally is.

To answer your question, I can't really think of anybody. Maybe that Aussie Overlaw'd dude. But like... who gives a shit about him? Lol.

Add Joe to the list:

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Nick's lost JewLawgic. It's all Joever now.

Saw these in the Lawtube thread. I thought he snaked but I don't know.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Has Joe actually jumped ship?

Joe went over Nick's motion on Locals, but there haven't been any reports of the content. I feel like he would still be behind Nick, that he'd be much more charitable toward the motion than Sean or Kurt. "Nick..Niiicccck, I don't know, I don't know, it's a bold move, bold move I like it, I don't know."

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Has Joe actually jumped ship? I might have missed that. Have had a lot of IRL shit going on lately, so my attention on this isn't what it normally is.

To answer your question, I can't really think of anybody. Maybe that Aussie Overlaw'd dude. But like... who gives a shit about him? Lol.

I think Joe is still a Balldo guard, but very much because he’s a boomer and thinks of Nick as a friend. I don’t think he views Nick as content and is trying to farm drama off him like Camelot.

He’s kinda stopped publicly Balldo guarding and my assumption is Nick retard babbled to him in private and he realized that Nick is an addict. I kinda watch Joe for updates on Boomerish shit like the Trump lawsuits if Sean isn’t. He’s okay background noise, but he needs a cohost.

 

[S1apSh0es]

His best is a Minnesota 8 whose idea of formal wear is a literal prom dress made in a Chinese sweatshop, distastefully paired with chunky stone bead bracelets, an oversized exercise watch, and costume jewelry rings. I am embarrassed for both of them.

She just looks so fucking white trash. I've thought that ever since I first saw her but didn't feel like cluttering the thread with another "sHeS uGlY aNd lOw ClAsS" post here.

But Jesus fucking Christ I can't keep my mouth quiet any longer. That tattoo is God damn horrendous and looks like something that would be on a tee shirt that a 60 year old man who eats at least 4 meals at a Cracker Barrel a week would wear. Throw the fact that the wolves symbolize her throuple and it's just too fucking much for me to comprehend how someone would choose to look this way.

But what's worse?
A) Choosing to look like that
-OR-
B) willingly fucking a woman who looks like that