🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Telemeter]

Let me see if I've got this straight.

Nick Rekieta wanted to keep his omnibus hearing private, so he may or may not have hired Ethan Ralph to attend the hearing and threaten to dox any Kiwifarms reporters who show up, hoping this would intimidate them from coming while keeping his own hands clean. Not only did KF reporters show up anyway, but Ralph also failed to dox a single one, being too scared to get close enough to take face photos and instead staying at least 30 yards away while denying the name his daddy gave him. Then, on top of that, Ethan Ralph doxxed Aaron Imholte, a witness to the Rekieta trial, then openly bragged about doing so for the explicit purpose of influencing the outcome of Rekieta's court case. Now not only does Nick Rekieta have to seethe over everyone knowing what happened during his omnibus hearing, but he'll also potentially catch a charge for witness intimidation to boot.

Truth be told, Rekieta is a trust fund baby from an influential family, so chances are he won't get anything worse than a slap on the wrist even if he is found guilty, but he's doing everything in his power to make this as hard as possible for everyone else in his family, court system, and town, who would have preferred to keep their heads down, exchange a few favors, and have this all blow over in a few months, like rich people who are above the system are supposed to do.

 

[HackerX]

Let me see if I've got this straight.

Nick Rekieta wanted to keep his omnibus hearing private, so he may or may not have hired Ethan Ralph to attend the hearing and threaten to dox any Kiwifarms reporters who show up, hoping this would intimidate them from coming while keeping his own hands clean. Not only did KF reporters show up anyway, but Ralph also failed to dox a single one, being too scared to get close enough to take face photos and instead staying at least 30 yards away while denying the name his daddy gave him. Then, on top of that, Ethan Ralph doxxed Aaron Imholte, a witness to the Rekieta trial, then openly bragged about doing so for the explicit purpose of influencing the outcome of Rekieta's court case. Now not only does Nick Rekieta have to seethe over everyone knowing what happened during his omnibus hearing, but he'll also potentially catch a charge for witness intimidation to boot.

My dream is that the witness intimidation stuff turns into an actual thing, and the only way out is Ralph providing some sort of formal affidavit or testimony that he wasn't intending to intimidate a witness, he's just retarded. If it came to that, I can't imagine Ralph would actually do it, no matter how much Rekieta begs.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Let's not be too hasty. There aren't many things known to mankind bigger than that gunt, I think the word you were looking for is "more important" because bitch here is so irrelevant he doesn't even get to keep his name that his daddy gave him anymore. Even Flamenco, another never-has-been that caught daddy's attention for 15 minutes still gets to keep his own name, and he's a creepy pedophile. bitch is below even him, how pathetic!

TBF Shanaynay McPiggytits gave up his former name when he said “I’M NAWT ETHAN RALPH!”.

 

[Niggernerd]

My dream is that the witness intimidation stuff turns into an actual thing, and the only way out is Ralph providing some sort of formal affidavit or testimony that he wasn't intending to intimidate a witness, he's just retarded. If it came to that, I can't imagine Ralph would actually do it, no matter how much Rekieta begs.

RALPH PLEASE JUST DO IT. IM GOING TO JAIL.
"I don't know who ethan ralph of the illustrious killstream is"

 

[Pelican Bones]

My dream is that the witness intimidation stuff turns into an actual thing, and the only way out is Ralph providing some sort of formal affidavit or testimony that he wasn't intending to intimidate a witness, he's just retarded. If it came to that, I can't imagine Ralph would actually do it, no matter how much Rekieta begs.

What you bishes don't seem to unnerstan is that this was all carefully concocted as an elaborate revenge plot against that shyster lawyer and his slatternly whore wife.

Guess that fart joke ain't so funny now is it, Nick? The Ralphacurse strikes again!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The days are now 4 star days
SUFFA piggy

3 at most. It's the highest star hotels he can afford. And not always.

Remember, Ralph was sleeping in airports and on some dude's couch, hours away from where he needed to be in Willmar/Spicer. A $200+ Uber ride away from St Cloud, which is even closer to the Twin Cities than Spicer is.

Concrete bench days is more like it now.

 

[HackerX]

What you bishes don't seem to unnerstan is that this was all carefully concocted as an elaborate revenge plot against that shyster lawyer and his slatternly whore wife.

Guess that fart joke ain't so funny now is it, Nick? The Ralphacurse strikes again!

Hrm. Perhaps the only way he could eek out the fabled W.

Remember, Ralph was sleeping in airports and on some dude's couch, hours away from where he needed to be in Willmar/Spicer. A $200+ Uber ride away from St Cloud, which is even closer to the Twin Cities than Spicer is.

Concrete bench days is more like it now.

This reminds me that Caesars hasn't comped him any hotel stays recently. Or why Ralph hasn't mentioned Vegas in forever. Or why Ralph doesn't talk about sports betting anymore.

 

[Rage Pig]

All the replies so far, not a single sycophant to save piggy from total humiliation.
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Edit: Archive, he might get scared again and delete like he deleted the dox.

https://archive.is/yC9oP

Piggy is now replying to these replies, and for a man who pretends to love the written word, it's embarrassing. A twelve year old mongoloid could write better comebacks. The owner and editor in chief of TheRalphRetort.com, Ladies and Guntlemen:

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Here's the Kino Casino clip on Ralph being investigated (timestamped to the new revelations from Aaron):

• Detective Pomplun is investigating Ralph and Nick for witness tampering.
• PPP was having to show Aaron and Pomplun on how to use Telegram

More topics covered in the clip, and oh gosh, the clip is edited! OMG!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

My dream is that the witness intimidation stuff turns into an actual thing, and the only way out is Ralph providing some sort of formal affidavit or testimony that he wasn't intending to intimidate a witness, he's just retarded. If it came to that, I can't imagine Ralph would actually do it, no matter how much Rekieta begs.

Aaron should have Ralph sign a statement that Ralph is a coward and a bitch. And notarize it and enter it into court proceeds

Ralph right now

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The owner and editor in chief of TheRalphRetort.com

Not anymore.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

That's a long string of "hahahahaha"

He's steaming mad

 

[Americunt]

My dream is that the witness intimidation stuff turns into an actual thing, and the only way out is Ralph providing some sort of formal affidavit or testimony that he wasn't intending to intimidate a witness, he's just retarded. If it came to that, I can't imagine Ralph would actually do it, no matter how much Rekieta begs.

"I'm real fuckin' stupid, Yaw Honah"

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

the guy who argues with everyone over every detail now has to rely on "hahaha" to show he's owned us

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

As much as Ralph claims to love wrasslin' and all it's history he sure makes for the worst heel ever.

He's working for free and drawing not a single dime for his gimmick. Believe it or not when the camera is off and the show is over the heel goes back to their family or normal life. Ralph on the other hand lives the gimmick 24/7.

You're not even at outlaw mudshow level Ralph... you're a fuckin bum. Get back to your shack and take care of your cats before they turn into fossils.

 

[lester]

If Rekieta skates on, nearly 27 grams of cocaine in the home, as well as ketamine pills it would be an affront on anything resembling justice. Technicalities on the warrant notwithstanding. He's lucky they don't bust his ass for trafficking.

* And if he manages, somehow, to get it dismissed. I'd imagine his next move would be to petition the court to get his coke back. Haha

 

[Jump]

The owner and editor in chief of TheRalphRetort.com

FELTED

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Here's the Kino Casino clip on Ralph being investigated (timestamped to the new revelations from Aaron):

• Detective Pomplun is investigating Ralph and Nick for witness tampering.
• PPP was having to show Aaron and Pomplun on how to use Telegram

More topics covered in the clip, and oh gosh, the clip is edited! OMG!

Edited?! This means that this stream never happened. Everything in it is just color grading and compressed pixels. Case dismissed, Balldo and the Pig are free men.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph woke up and decided to carry the feud

 

[HackerX]

More Ralphacope

Great own Ralph, now let's do Pantsu! Or Faith!

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1827506502468616193

https://archive.ph/EOWUJ

Yes Ralph, if being served was the primary factor for refusing the name your daddy gave you, you wouldn't have broadcasted your location.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1827508556041744741

https://archive.ph/Y4IZT