🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

Can't wait for this to turn out to be a work to "scare" Jim. He's such a pussy. All Jim has to do is shake some pill bottles and he'll start crying.

He misses Jim's attention so much he wants to force his E-daddy to do a labor day stream about his Minnesota misadventure.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Does anyone think Nick might have paid him for noseguarding by letting him hunt Kayla truffles? I’m sure Kayla is pretty lonely by now

No matter how fucked up Nick is, be it drunk, high, horny for other men’s wives. Even Nicolas “Railking” Rackets knows that Ralph’s support in anything is worthless.

I think Ralph just showed up and Nick had to grit his teeth and bear it as Ralph is quite literally the only person supporting him (outside of his family and hot wife bang maid).

 

[AltisticRight]

This is a big fat massive L for Balldo's crew in every aspect possible.

Ethan Oliver Ralph was proven to be the gunted little squirming pussy piggy with quadruple titties, by his own cowardice. He challenges someone to a fight and skips it, makes up a range of the gayest excuses for what amounted to nothing but a pillow fight. Aaron was wearing boxing gloves that looks like plushie toys.

He trotted to Candy Yoshi county court with the mission to dox and intimate those Kiwi Farms freaks, just to deny the name his daddy gave him when a friendly STMS viewer walked up. He wasn't even able to get the faces of these users, just a back photo showing they were all well dressed and groomed. In the process, he calls an obviously bio-woman a tranny and someone who's around 240lbs "325 lbs", then reveals that KF is in fact not a nigger lynching Ku Klux Klan headquarters. Out of everybody, he was the one that dressed like a freak, then Out Wife and Fleshlight dressed up as street-goes, let's put it there.

As if L after L after L isn't enough, piggytits puts out Aaron's dox to his telegram as a form of witness intimidation. Balldo coped and seethed about that one fucking nonce asking for arrest warrants, lied about him being the first to ask for bodycam footage, and whinged about the children he claims to care about. He's said nothing about the user being an active paypigs of his since then. All of this was in stark contrast to his junkyard ragepiggy putting another man's address, home to his three children, in order to silence a witness. By Balldo's gay logic, this shouldn't be allowed because among Ethan Ralph's 80k something followers (lmao), some paedophiles might see it and take interest in the kids.

What would have been a gay, uneventful omnibus hearing simultaneously exonerated Kiwi Farms as a stronghold of fat basement dwelling creep Nazi incels who can't dress and bath, while also showcasing the proven fact that people who have threads on this site all deserved it. This is all thanks to Ethan Oliver Ralph.

I don't see how this in any way looks good for them. At best, Balldo has a horrible character judgement and this won't really do much for his case. He'll get scolded by the judge and his lawyers, nothing will come out of it. Juju's band of faggots look even more pathetic. Eric July and Kiwi Farms stay winning.

And I said June-July was likely going to be the peak of retard lolcow content. I was wrong.

 

[Die For Me!]

ONE LASS STOP BEFORE AH GO

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

@AltisticRight Candy Yoshi almost made me fall out of my chair laughing

 

[30+GameOvers]

Sure Ralph, Sure....
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Watch Jim leave some random guy walking about that will ambush him and ask bitch's former name for him if he gets too close. This is all it will take for the bitch to leave, hollering about how there is an attempt on his life.

To a cancer patient no less. But Ralph lost to a woman before, so this wouldn't be surprising.

He lost his name to a random passerby, I think Jim could genuinely kick his ass at this point, even in his wheelchair and with half his bones broken. This is how pathetic(and womanly) bitch is.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

>Jim wakes to phone notification

 

[Rage Pig]

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Yeah piggy, laughing your fat ass off, aren't you? Because you don't scare, you're the RALPHAMALE after all. Let's take a look at your Telegram.

Last post is from August 16th? A Killstream announcement? Where did the dox go piggy? Where did the dox go you scared little coward? Are you hiding something under that gunt? You really are the most scared little bish in the whole sektur, sad and pathetic.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Idk if state be fast enough to do something with him while he's in Minnesota, Especially on a weekend. However, if it's taken seriously I wonder how it affect Rekieta? Ralph likely be far gone in Mexico before repercussions hit him.

If they charge him and he's already gone, they have the option of putting it into a national system. If anyone runs him for anything, like a traffic stop, public intox, whatever, he will be taken into custody on a "hold" order. The local authorities will then contact the issuing jurisdiction and ask if the original jurisdiction wants to extradite him. He will then be kept in the local jail for days/weeks/months until the original jurisdiction finally sends someone to transport him back up there to face the charges.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I think Jim is at the point where he'll just shoot Ralph through the door and call ot a day

 

[Truly Rural]

All the shit he talks is on the Internet and for the Internet. I am 100% convinced that if Ralph heard Jim's voice from behind him IRL he'd turn around with a biggest most natural and genuine smile on his face, his heart racing with excitement and happiness as he faces The Jim Metokur. I'd expect Ralph to be the friendliest Ralph can, visibly blush like a little girl in front of her sempai. He'd attempt to make a small talk with Jim and Jim would just die from laughter. This is how it would happen if he was caught off guard.

If Ralph went "looking for Jim" and made his way to Jim's driveway it would be like that time he was dancing in front of the Blaze, and he might knock over Jim's trash for good measure and possibly acquiring a misdemeanor while he's there.

 

[Nod Flenders]

He misses Jim's attention so much he wants to force his E-daddy to do a labor day stream about his Minnesota misadventure.

Jim's got bigger and better things to talk about than The Gunt. And that makes The Gunt upset.

 

[Near]

Jim's gonna die by his wife's side, and be remembered by many, while Ralph's gonna die alone, forgotten in a few weeks, without having secured the final W over Jim. Sad, Ralph. Very sad.

 

[Guntkvd]

Jim will kick your ass, Ralph. You won't survive this humiliation, turn back.

 

[GettrGriftr]

That's only if piggy tries to gain access to their house, him rutting on Jim's front yard will probably just end the porch light getting turned off and a call to the local police.

With all of the security cams Jim has on and around his home, it would be pretty funny footage to see Piggy waddling back and forth on Jim's front yard, raging at his phone about Jim, but not daring to even approach the front door.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Jim's got bigger and better things to talk about than The Gunt. And that makes The Gunt upset.

Let's not be too hasty. There aren't many things known to mankind bigger than that gunt, I think the word you were looking for is "more important" because bitch here is so irrelevant he doesn't even get to keep his name that his daddy gave him anymore. Even Flamenco, another never-has-been that caught daddy's attention for 15 minutes still gets to keep his own name, and he's a creepy pedophile. bitch is below even him, how pathetic!

 

[Malaika]

Sure Ralph, Sure....
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Please give Jade an excuse to shoot

 

[Drunkensailor]

He has most likely been traveling for the last couple days. He is too broke to drink in the airports so he can control his online seething and just posts a picture with implied intention to entertain himself. He loves nothing more than to massively own the kiwi farms freaks and pedos by fooling them into thinking he would do anything funny.

 

[Braphamut]

Might as well get punked by Cyrax and Ricky Berwick while you're running away from a cuckold and a medically frail man with broken bones.

Take a swig of April's Vagisil to cut your tampon breath and go do literally anything but retreat for once in your cum-encrusted life.

 

[Delamain]

All jim has to do is run over one of the pig’s stubby feet with his wheelchair and he’ll run away crying