Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

This faggot is in his 30's and this is how he spends his Friday nights? What is the endgame here is the question I always ask. Is it money? Fame? Notoriety? What do you get out of dressing like your favorite video game or anime character? And don't tell me it's a hobby. For Cheebs this is his raison d'être. It's his entire personality. It's what he lives for. But where's the payoff?

At great risk to your sanity, you have to put yourself in the mind of Chibi to really understand his motivations. Adam doesn't see what we all see in these photos: he actually thinks he looks good. Just like he thinks his gushing overshare posts about therapy make him seem like a sensitive, vulnerable dude in touch with his emotions, he thinks the shirtless selfies of his doughy body are a bona fide thirst trap the ladies won't be able to resist.

I'm not joking when I say he thinks he's the protagonist of an anime. Once you start viewing all his actions through that warped lens they start to make a lot more sense.

Oh no, now he is going into public with this on

>"The prosecution is ready, your honor."

Why do I get the feeling we're gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one, some day.

Oh fuck and didn't bring us the gem of the dilation Station?

Wasn't that entire thing made up by Jimothy Metokur? From what I remember, he made really good fake GDQ announcements saying there would be dilation stations in the hall and dilation breaks between every run.

 

[Kurphy C. Danish]

Somewhere in another universe...

 

[Oliver Onions]

Somewhere in another universe...
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This is the best thing that's ever been posted in this thread.

 

[McSneaks]

Oh no, now he is going into public with this on

This is quite literally why the word faggot was invented lol

 

[Must of been the wind]

Well, what do you guys think?

wow look at those bitch tits, this is wat no weight lifting does to a man.
Sad! Pathetic!

 

[Oliver Onions]

this is wat no weight lifting does to a man.

I'd love it if Adam posted a breakdown of what his average gym routine looks like.

I can't decide if he's the kind of guy to get autistically into a PPL routine or stick to machines because he's intimidated by free weights.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'd love it if Adam posted a breakdown of what his average gym routine looks like.

I can't decide if he's the kind of guy to get autistically into a PPL routine or stick to machines because he's intimidated by free weights.

Oh he probably hits the cardio machine, does five minutes of actual work, then camps out there looking at his phone before grabbling a slice of pizza and heading home.

There is no fucking way a guy with noodle arms like that lifts.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh he probably hits the cardio machine, does five minutes of actual work, then camps out there looking at his phone before grabbling a slice of pizza and heading home.

Don't forget his stop at the smoothie counter to harass the girl who is contractually obliged to pretend she's interested in what he has to say.

There is no fucking way a guy with noodle arms like that lifts.

I can see him being the guy who does way too many reps with the lightest dumbells available while never, ever going to failure or trying to up the weight. I would give anything to see him attempt squats or deadlifts, though.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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Well, what do you guys think?

Oh no, now he is going into public with this on

How does every photo he takes turn out to be comedy gold?
For God's sake, Chibi. Stop taking shirtless photos, you just look more ridiculous every time

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I can see him being the guy who does way too many reps with the lightest dumbells available while never, ever going to failure or trying to up the weight.

Oh I could see that. Doing tricep kickbacks with a 10 pound weight and then admiring his physique after one rep of three.

How does every photo he takes turn out to be comedy gold?
For God's sake, Chibi. Stop taking shirtless photos, you just look more ridiculous every time

It's his superpower. He has to be autistic and cringe as possible in every single situation.

 

[This Fucking Thing]

nigga looks like he's practicing to cosplay Mok from Rock & Rule

 

[Brown People are Gross]

I'm just trying to make Adam look like his animes. Someone here said his cosplay is close enough, let's see...

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Those are actually somehow less unflattering than the real thing.

What should we call the manga?

 

[Retard Jotaro]

Those are actually somehow less unflattering than the real thing.

What should we call the manga?

If it's a romance, I suggest "I would really prefer if you fall in love with me!!!"

 

[Sugriva]

wow look at those bitch tits, this is wat no weight lifting does to a man.
Sad! Pathetic!
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Miles Butterworth's lmao

 

[Falcon Sebben]

nigga looks like he's practicing to cosplay Mok from Rock & Rule

Mok had charisma. And talent. And women willing to be with him.

Cheebs wishes he could be as cool as Mok was.

Those are actually somehow less unflattering than the real thing.

What should we call the manga?

Dirty Foreign White Devil.

 

[Tingle]

Oh no, now he is going into public with this on

Chibi showing up to the zoo looking like this should qualify as animal abuse.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

What do you get out of dressing like your favorite video game or anime character?

He wanted to get railed by Wright like every shitty yaoi fanfication of the pairing.

 

[izaya]

What should we call the manga?

Chibi-chans daily life

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Chibi-chans daily life

BPD COSPLAY WHORE FUCK BPD COSPLAY WHORE FUCK IT'S AWWWWWWRIGHT!!!!