Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BaddestSeagull]

Hey! It's called the STAG/VIXEN DYNAMIC! She's his PORN STAR and PERFORMS for his private pleasure with as many men as he desires! He's not a CUCK, OK? He's a STAG. Only a CHAD would have the BALLS to have a PERSONAL, PRIVATE PORN STAR that anyone else can rail!

Nick please don't start an actual porn company, that would really make you own the Farms!

Actually Aaron bought her a bunch of tacky expensive dresses in Vegas when their marriage was on the rocks as an attempt to save it.

No way she's wearing a dress she got from Aaron on a romantic date with Nick. But I am not surprised at all that Aaron and Nick have the same horrible taste. They did share women and also had very gay sex with each other.

 

[Captain Dipshit]

Retarded to think lying about which was the original in your compression test would do anything. All it did for me was sow doubt until you reveal your "trick" lmao. Anyone with half a brain could tell which was which, the original had detail the compressed did not. It doesn't even really take a trained eye to tell.

This, of course, changes nothing for Balldo, as his defense is retarded to begin with.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

"In this throuple, we share everything!"

 

[Dean Pentel]

Damn this thread moves fast. I haven't checked in a few days and it's already over a hundred pages ahead.

So if I'm understanding events correctly, Nick is mad at Aaron (for not giving him his pee pee enough), his father, and Christianity that he's denied as much gay sex as he actually wants so he is parading April around like a side piece? And probably he's pissed at Kayla for looking like a ran-through goblin and being a constant reminder that he actually procreated in an effort to hide his homosexuality?

And one of his kids got into his coke somehow. And he's a closeted faggot alcoholic Jew with E.D.

Did I miss anything?

 

[not william stenchever]

Did I miss anything?

I don't think even the Jews would claim him.

His crime is getting caught, which the heebs are not a fan of. If he was raping children then he might have the interest of the the ADL

 

[Associate Rick]

When you Google “Robert Lord” you get shit about Gambit from the X-Men. If “the Robert Lord Trust” is indeed a paper company whose name was meaningless and chosen solely to be obfuscatory nonsense, do we think Nick did something this faggoty and lame on purpose?

He's Nicholas Robert Rekieta, little Lord Robert.

Hey! It's called the STAG/VIXEN DYNAMIC! She's his PORN STAR and PERFORMS for his private pleasure with as many men as he desires! He's not a CUCK, OK? He's a STAG. Only a CHAD would have the BALLS to have a PERSONAL, PRIVATE PORN STAR that anyone else can rail!

Nick would like everyone to just view the situation like this

Spoiler: This also happened

 

[Grim_Autismo]

He's Nicholas Robert Rekieta, little Lord Robert.

Nick would like everyone to just view the situation like this
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Spoiler: This also happened

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Make everyone black and brown masseuses who he paid to do that, and it'll be a factual depiction of what happened over the years.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

"In this throuple, we share everything!"
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@Fapcop WAVE OFF! WAVE OFF! TARGET IS NO GO!

 

[ash9990]

What a hedonistic fag. His “dunk” on people has always been muh trad wife and 5 hwhite kids. He will do a Lowtax before new years. Kek.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Actual accuracy of the thing would be a later issue...and I'll bet a dollar that if it gets to that point we'll see the question dropped.

Just because they drop the issue doesn't mean the prosecution won't. Nick's trial (IF) is going to be a fireworks show. All the more for getting it televised.

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop WAVE OFF! WAVE OFF! TARGET IS NO GO!

Oh… OH!

That’s just… A trick of the light, no?! Compression artifacts?!

 

[Airstrip One]

Rekieta's big-brained legal arguments are starting to resemble one of those 'later, virgins' greentexts, in which the OP outlines a convoluted set of circumstances that lead him to believe that he has had sexual contact with a woman.

> detective views copy of livestream
> compression artefacts present in the livestream copy manifest as traces of cocaine localised exclusively around my nasal area
> compression artefact resembling cocaine enters the eye of the detective in the form of photons
> detective is now on cocaine and is operating under impaired judgement
> detective transfers cocaine compression artefact to other officers by means of eye contact
> entire police department is now high on digital cocaine
> in the course of their duties, police transfer cocaine compression artefact to members of the public, again by means of eye contact.
> police are effectively cocaine dealers
> cops leaving Denny's so high, they have no idea of what they've just ordered
> cops grossly over-estimating the speed I am travelling in my car as a consequence of ingesting high levels of digital cocaine
> police raid my home under false pretences
> Officer A touches his eye, contaminating evidence glove with digital cocaine.
> Officer A ruffles the hair of my favourite child in clear violation of the Anti Scamp Act, 2007
> favourite child is now contaminated with cocaine sourced from corrupted livestream file
> the AR15 and the large quantity of cocaine cited as evidence are also compression artefacts that leaked into my home through a faulty Internet tube
> Later, Cellblock D

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Oh… OH!

That’s just… A trick of the light, no?! Compression artifacts?!

Careful now, Nick said 'Tis but a swing' and now his dick is broke.
Come out ye cuckhold!

 

[chroot]

You don't get it stalker childs, you are answering the wrong questions, I never claimed that the reupload is the problem.
Did you know that a photon's position can't be measured exactly? There is a limit, it's called Heisenberg's indeterminacy principle, or uncertainty principle in words you incel prudes can understand.
Therefore it is impossible to prove where the photons the camera recorded in the place of my nose came from. They could be from the wall, my drink or.. *looks up into the corner* the ceiling.
There even exists a non-zero probability that the photons came from behind my nose due to a phenomenon called.. *checks notes* anime sucks co.. no.. where did i put.. the abstract.. ah, due to a phenomenon called quantum tunneling.
The very notion that you could record "reality" is simply ridiculous, quantum physicists call it the measurement problem but I don't expect you loli avatars to have heard of it.

 

[Fapcop]

Hey! It's called the STAG/VIXEN DYNAMIC! She's his PORN STAR and PERFORMS for his private pleasure with as many men as he desires! He's not a CUCK, OK? He's a STAG. Only a CHAD would have the BALLS to have a PERSONAL, PRIVATE PORN STAR that anyone else can rail!

Is it just me, or can you totally imagine Nick doing those scummy porn audition videos?

“Not you can earn a lot of money Brittany. A LOT of money. But the people hiring you need to know if you can perform…”

/Opens Balldo drawer.

“Now I’m going to need you to put this on me. One ring!”

She really is looking used up, it's fucked. His actual wife is probably relieved that she will not be in that role anymore, relishing her edibles and Star Trek on a Saturday night.

Off April and Nick went, to an exclusive event with the artist that Kayla paid to make a painting for her husband.

That’s gotta cut deep.

Kayla probably drifted off into the comforting embrace of Captain Kirk and Lorazepam extra hard that night.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

“Not you can earn a lot of money Brittany. A LOT of money. But the people hiring you need to know if you can perform…”

"Tell your husband how it feels, Brittany!" God. Darkness.

That’s gotta cut deep.

What's the point of being married? Kayla no longer gets a sidepiece, and Drexel refuses to return to The Balldo Bunker. All because Nicky's parents never told him no when he was a little boy and still refuse to in his 40s. Fucking wild.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Does this woman have no female friends left to her? A PROM DRESS? She's 30! I would be so horrified for my friend! And who did they hire to beat her face? She's looking straight off backpages!

Its definitely not a cocktail dress for a 10k a ticket event, she looks like she came straight out of Claires, that cheap teenager jewelry store. None of these women in the sektur know how to dress properly.

 

[ripecortex]

Its definitely not a cocktail dress for a 10k a ticket event, she looks like she came straight out of Claires, that cheap teenager jewelry store. None of these women in the sektur know how to dress properly.

It feels very Midwest to me -- it's where she's from. A 'nice' dress is from the mall or an outlet there. Nothing wrong with it, just how life is there.

It's a little endearing in its naivety.

 

[House Cat]

It feels very Midwest to me -- it's where she's from. A 'nice' dress is from the mall or an outlet there. Nothing wrong with it, just how life is there.

As someone from the Midwest - a MAJOR CITY from the Midwest - yeah, not really. She's from a po-dunk town in the "Midwest." Let's be a little more clear here. Aaron even called her a factory worker looking for a golden ticket "out of that life."

HOWEVER with the Internet these days, she can see what a 10k event looks like these days and I'm just going to chalk it up to APRIL IS JUST TRASH. They ALL are literally just trash. TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH!!! For fucks sake, they all wore LEGGINGS... LEGGINGS... LEGGINGS TO COURT!!!!!! They're fucking trash. If they're wearing LEGGINGS to court, they're literally fucking trash.

I'm from the "Midwest" and know not to wear LEGGINGS to court! I also know what to wear to a 10k event... they're just trash...

In those Instagram pictures, April is starting to look weathered and busted. That's what *happens after enough whiskey and cocaine. You start to look old, weathered, and busted. Cheers to you April! But hey, you're outta that factory life, right girl?!

Now the original reason for my post. I think we should keep updating ourselves on the google search of 'Nick Rekieta' on google, because each day it somewhat changes and it's quite comical.

Today (8/25/2024), it's his mugshot T-shirt.

EDITS: grammar/spelling, capitalized Internet lol

 

[August Levasseur]

As someone from the Midwest - a MAJOR CITY from the Midwest - yeah, not really.

Well, well, look at the city slicker comin out in her fancy Eye-talian dress