Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

In a cross reference to a post about JuJu being a faggot ;

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gordon...yscho-pickman-gordonator.194793/post-19181101

Looking into the tweet, who was there to pass comment I wonder

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Dame Pesos the Chilean faggot Lucas tranny simp is bitching about nonces being outed. How shocking.

Oh yeah, he also simped for the paedophile groomer Christopher Tyson.


Worthless spic.
TYT won, Cenk Ughyur won, Ana Kasparian won, Mundane Matt won!

 

[iniuit basketball pro 420]

Betting all my chips on this for the cope outcomes:
>court denies his motion to remove evidence
>nick will say this is evidence of him getting fucked over by the evil government ("I never said it was a conspiracy though")
>"guys, I can't appeal this. Don't you all see how the system is rigged against me?"
I doubt I'm the first one to put this out, I just want it out there so I can claim my vindication when the time comes

 

[Tour of Italy]

I don’t care that much what happens in the court case, I just want his oldest son to punch him in the face again.

 

[suspended animation]

Can anyone source the claim the VIP event was 10,000 dollars? I tried looking at the tickets and it said "call to RSVP."

It's possible he was given complimentary tickets to the event since he has spent at least 80k on the "artist's" work before, and they want to keep those rich customers coming back.

April is wearing a name tag in the gallery pics

Someone pointed out that April's main goal in attending the event is probably to find a new john husband, so it makes sense she'd wear a name tag to advertise herself.

Those kids are going to end up justifiably hating Nick’s guts if they don’t already.

I think it's safe to say that even if nothing comes of Nick's trial, he will be facing the consequences of his actions for many years to come, through his children. Whether they start acting out through self-destructive acts (drugs, reckless sex) or openly resenting him the way he resents them, at least a couple of those poor kids will eventually start mimicking the behaviors that they learned from him. I wish Nick actually felt the repercussions, but I think all the suffering will fall on the kids and he'll deny playing any role in it like the narcissistic fuck he is.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I don’t care that much what happens in the court case, I just want his oldest son to punch him in the face again.

I'm more of the opinion it was our wife that gave him that shiner

 

[Step out of the car sir]

I don’t care that much what happens in the court case, I just want his oldest son to punch him in the face again.

Oh careful there sport, you’re talking about a minor, don’t want Nick to screencap you to laugh with Juju (pictured below) about how there are thousands of pedos on kiwi farms talking about his kids!

 

[RotPockets]

her best friend Keanu Thompson does Only Fans

How can you have no tits yet they are saggy?
Like fried eggs nailed to a wall.

Spoiler: Gross NSFW

 

[SaltyFanta]

Oh careful there sport, you’re talking about a minor, don’t want Nick to screencap you to laugh with Juju (pictured below) about how there are thousands of pedos on kiwi farms talking about his kids!
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For a guy facing charges for crimes against his own children, Nick sure seems to think about them being molested or raped alot, it's suspicious.

(No Nick this does not mean I want to molest your kids. Also stop giving them cocaine )

 

[Procrastinhater]

The "magic grits" scene was a perfect example of a devastating cross examination. It even gets used in crim pro classes.

I fucking love that movie.
"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove"

Pesci knew he had the lying bastard the second he told him he was cooking grits, lead him right into it with the "instant?" question.
Great movie. Terrible suit.

 

[SFINAE]

Wanna bet some catastrophic error happened and corrupted all his files or something equally stupid?

FYI YouTube will keep original copies of all the videos you upload to them, which is how they are able to re-encode videos to higher qualities as technology progresses. Here is a video that was uploaded in 2011, before YouTube supported 4K video, available as 4K because YouTube re-encoded it after they added 4K support:

(EDIT: All of this to say, it could be possible to subpoena YouTube for the original stream data.)

 

[Sharpeteer]

I've made a video compiling the instances where Nick calls everyone a liar except himself:

Everybody lies, except Nick​

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Since the video is a bit long, I've also uploaded a YouTube version with better encoding (you can see the coke spot on his nose more clearly).
I'm embedding the YouTube version and a Mega archive under the spoiler below:

Spoiler: YouTube Up / Mega Up

https://mega.nz/file/HDZ12CZI

Great work fren.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

How can you have no tits yet they are saggy?
Like fried eggs nailed to a wall.

Oh no. Oh no girl. No wonder Nick went into her DMs and tried to get her to join the qult, she would definitely wear prom dresses for him.

I'll say this: only a woman who has never had a real orgasm in her life can be this extremely unsexy. Sad.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick saying he “won”

Same energy.

Although even Lucas never sunk so low he's being felted by fucking Cog.

The Balldo has fallen far from the nightstand when Cog is mogging you. If the minkie dole bludger can take a W off you, maybe it's time to admit your life is fucked.

The funniest thing is he keeps coming back, he's like the fucking Black Knight from Monty Python, his brain is so fucking damaged from debauchery he doesn't even see what he's making himself look like.
From "Lawpope" and biggest superchat earner on YouTube to guy who had his kids removed for neglect and can't even win an argument with fucking Cog.
The Lawpope thinks "NOOO CHILD" is an effective legal argument.
Shameful display.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

guy cant even get his dick hard off camera so i'd say the chances of this happening are less than 0

Tut tut. Have you forgotten about the balldo? This can also serve as an infomercial.

 

[Lunar Locust]

Tut tut. Have you forgotten about the balldo? This can also serve as an infomercial.

An aggressively monogamous sex toy informercial, mind you.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I just want whatever outcome leads to Nick moving to LA on his own to be a comedian and do a podcast with Juju.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

How can you have no tits yet they are saggy?
Like fried eggs nailed to a wall.

Spoiler: Gross NSFW

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Wait what's that behind her in the corner? Is that a mouse?

 

[AnOminous]

It's possible he was given complimentary tickets to the event since he has spent at least 80k on the "artist's" work before, and they want to keep those rich customers coming back.

This whole "artist's" schtick appears to be hoovering money out of nouveau riche fleabags with more money than taste.

 

[Blackhole]

Wait what's that behind her in the corner? Is that a mouse?

Those fucking mice in my fucking onlyfans photos dude

 

[RotPockets]

Wait what's that behind her in the corner? Is that a mouse?

The gerbil fell out.