advices to get a gf (on kiwi farms) (serious do not troll)

[Medic]

ok i will do it btw are you a woman i will contect you on dm

I was gonna take @Peristaltic Pump advice and troon out but naw

I can still dm you though no homo

 

[The Backwards Man]

Enjoy my sloppy seconds

 

[peachlover669]

Lose some weight.

 

[JamusActimus]

This is goy slop troll.
0 charm unlike the black girl thread.

 

[SentinentCloud]

This is goy slop troll.
0 charm unlike the black girl thread.

wanna say that to my face

i do NOT PRODUCE SLOP

 

[Liquid denim]

I don't think the women on this site are worth the dinner date

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

you cant just show her peepee pics you need to have some angles, let her have an idea of what its like to be around the peepee. this is helped if you have a 360 degree camera, she can wear her oculus quest and really have a peepee experience. thats how i met my wife.

I tried to take a picture of my wee wee but I couldn't find a camera that was big enough.

I don't think the women on this site are worth the dinner date

I think all women are beautiful and deserve a dinner date. Even fat BPD fugly ones.

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

Troll the hell out of her and pretend you hate her. Works every time.

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

try drinking bleach, it'll cure your rampant autism for good

 

[Double Taps]

Yes, yes it will. Believe advice from the internet lol.

The lower case i Internet? Yeah, see this is how you dont get bitches.

 

[Medic]

The lower case i Internet? Yeah, see this is how you dont get bitches.

Yes, yes this is true.

 

[Schwarzwald]

You're on the Kiwi Farms, so what you need to do is single out a girl you're interested in. You need to have an encyclopedic knowledge of their posting history, likes and dislikes, hobbies, everything.

From there, you need to send them a nice message telling them you know everything about them and have long admired them and would like to marry them... alongside a tastefully taken intimate photo of your genitalia. That's what you've been missing. It's important you've never interacted with them in any capacity prior, by the way. That's for losers.

At that point, you're in. They will be wowed by your devotion and dedication, and know that you will be a good cloud that will treat them right.

 

[Marche]

I've been informed that women really like racism.

 

[Termina]

Try sending feet pics to her. She'll definitely respond to you.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Show off you're vast collection of hentai, especially the rape ones.

 

[NerdShamer]

Troll the hell out of her and pretend you hate her. Works every time.

Can confirm that this will unironically work on the crazy ones...Until they hang themselves, of course

 

[August Levasseur]

You should go to the man hate thread and post a picture of your penis they will love that and you will instantly have the femcel harem of your dreams

 

[SentinentCloud]

You should go to the man hate thread and post a picture of your penis they will love that and you will instantly have the femcel harem of your dreams

i am not allowed i will post ehre and then you post tehre for me ty

Spoiler: d pic

 

[August Levasseur]

i am not allowed i will post ehre and then you post tehre for me ty

Spoiler: d pic

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If you wanna get a gf you can't be shy. You gotta be confident, strong, and charismatic. I know you got this. Go get em tiger

 

[Londo]

It's simple. You're a cloud. Turn in to rain and literally make them wet. The ladies won't be able to resist that level of rizz.