advices to get a gf (on kiwi farms) (serious do not troll)

This thread is disappointing. All of the stereotypical simping and online begging, yet not  ONE mention of bobs and/or vagene?!?!?!
Show off you're vast collection of hentai, especially the rape ones.
Can confirm that this will unironically work on the crazy ones...Until they hang themselves, of course
Yeah, but Null already banned Android Raptor.... But rumor is her seething rage and man-hate is so strong that if you mention Christ and babies 3× in a single post, she'll come back from the permaban out of sheer spite just to shit up the thread.
 
Make sure you leave your feces and urine around the area to assert your dominance and to deter any rival males from encroaching on your territory.

If you spot an intruder, be sure to throw your feces at him as a deterrent.
 
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If you are autistic you can always drink bleach. I hear that cures it.
 
All women with accounts are in a contractual agreement to provide null with children to raise a powerful kiwifarms army when the prophesied apocalypse is upon us
 
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