advices to get a gf (on kiwi farms) (serious do not troll)

you cant just show her peepee pics you need to have some angles, let her have an idea of what its like to be around the peepee. this is helped if you have a 360 degree camera, she can wear her oculus quest and really have a peepee experience. thats how i met my wife.
 
get you some tactical soap, wash yourself and your clothing with it. then just wait patiently and sooner or later (you) will eventually get a kf gf.

you cant just show her peepee pics you need to have some angles, let her have an idea of what its like to be around the peepee. this is helped if you have a 360 degree camera, she can wear her oculus quest and really have a peepee experience. thats how i met my wife.

this is always the best approach to get a gf. show her multiple pictures of your peepee constantly.

troon out

if you cant be the [kiwi] gf then become the [kiwi] gf
 
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Ya need to first demonstrate value by sending 'em bitcoin.

i wont sahre my wealth with plebians :jacepout:

get you some tactical soap, wash yourself and your clothing with it. then just wait patiently and sooner or later (you) will eventually get a kf gf.



this is always the best approach to get a gf. show her multiple pictures of your peepee constantly.

i dont ahve tatical soup olny coconut soup
 
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Be cool

Don't sexually riz up dms like what Ed Ween did. you will be ridiculed

Meet up in real life. So you can doxx her for the lolz, the fact she was a PoS to you, or both
(Be sure to ask forum mods about it first)

Don't brag about having that badge because users might think that you are a faggot in which case you probably are

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If you want my genuine advice is that you can go out there and try. Not saying you can't have luck here, but you will have a better chance in finding someone with
the same values and core structure in a person. Sure there are the White Fatherless Fake Getho Women, Troons wanting to go after straight people, you could be a feeder
to a feede, blonds (Do i need to say more?), The Non-binary/Bisexual/Straight woman with round glasses and curly hair wearing overalls who sluts/goons herself all over the barista to get free coffee, and
finally but DEFIANLTY not last someone who is normal and has a lot in common with you.


A person who loves you would ask if you are doing okay? How are you? Did you get a job yet? You didn't? I heard Yada Yada was hiring, try there. If they gas light you into
wanting to spend more time with you instead of your male friends or family, then get out of it. They probably have a fetish like a Anisa Jomha pretending to be a man and
wanting you to hit them or provoke you as a sexual gratification while pulling the abuse card on you to make them in control, look what happen to idubzz for an example.
Friends like that would absolutely despise that behavior in the real world. What I am trying to say here my friend is that you have to have faith and hope. People come and go
and sometimes never come back, and that's the truth. But if someone you meet whether here or out there, and they cherish the time that you spend with them, then cherish them
back. They genially love you.

Its because love


On the internet is a material feeling at the moment


Love in the real world is forever


Love will come for you one day my friend. God didn't put you in this world to suffer wish bad upon you or any others, but to spread happiness with the people around you.
And that is your choice, and yours alone to take call my friend.
 
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