🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[parsnip]

Not Slender Man
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"Collect my passport"

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Not Slender Man
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The Flesh that Hates.

 

[not william stenchever]

The lawyer, plumber, landlord and torta guy are all the same guy

Jar Jar Latinx is the key to all of this.

 

[Rage Pig]

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>Das rite bish Imma make yer family famous with my websi-ACKView attachment 6348159

As always with recent pig tweets, the kino is in the replies.

 

[AltisticRight]

The only way in which April is a 9/10 is on what medical professionals refer to as the Smelly Cunt Scale.

More like 10/10.

(From the bunker warehouse Fleshlight was squatting at.)
Listing, use 3D walk through.

Yucky.

 

[Airstrip One]

Ralph: "I wah... I wah you to dansh wi' me lie yo in a whee chair. Lie you wen to wrassle an lost inna cancah fighe..."

Stripper: "Whatever, cariño."

Beneath a framed daguerreotype, depicting the gang of whores who founded the gentlemen's club during the closing weeks of the Mexican Revolution, the stripper attempts to perform a lap dance as if she is a terminally ill cancer patient in a wheelchair.

Ralph: "Ah yeah, ah yea, thas good, Daddy Jim...."

Stripper: "Security!"

 

[repentance]

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Ralph woke up and decided to carry the feud

Ralph thinks his flattery is going to impress April when everyone else knows that chasing money and clout, of which Ralph has neither, are her only concerns.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

As always with recent pig tweets, the kino is in the replies.
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It appears he is also getting less support from even his most braindead ball-washers.
Going to Minnesota and interacting with people really does expose Ralph for the bishmade pussy he is. Couldn't be me!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

AI impression of the strip club:

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The good news is, given Ralph's current state, the end is near.

We’ve been through this a few times that Ralph’s end is near. Ralph is pure strain white trash. His shitty genetics ensure he survives all the drugs and booze until one day, suddenly, he’s fusing with his chair.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

AI impression of the strip club:

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"Holler holler, at my bill y'all."

No-Tang Clan

 

[GaryGray]

What language was that?

Ralph master of the English language and profound wordsmith has created his own intoxicated creole language Guntish. Eventually there might be enough to create a Rosetta Stone for translation but right now scholars will have to settle for theory.
Like what do javelins, cigarette, and strippers all have in common?
Who is the monkey and why no show?

WJHE WHERE IS SJ? S SjE? SU3? Si4? Si3? WHERE IS Sih??

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph master of the English language and profound wordsmith has created his own intoxicated creole language Guntish. Eventually there might be enough to create a Rosetta Stone for translation but right now scholars will have to settle for theory.
Like what do javelins, cigarette, and strippers all have in common?
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WJHE WHERE IS SJ? S SjE? SU3? Si4? Si3? WHERE IS Sih??

the javelin and life-ending part is by far the least scrutable part of this whole thing, and also sounds like the most interesting.

 

[alan thicke]

Maybe javelina is their code name for Ralph, on account of javelinas being 1) piglike and 2) very short

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph master of the English language and profound wordsmith has created his own intoxicated creole language Guntish. Eventually there might be enough to create a Rosetta Stone for translation but right now scholars will have to settle for theory.
Like what do javelins, cigarette, and strippers all have in common?
Who is the monkey and why no show? View attachment 6349070
WJHE WHERE IS SJ? S SjE? SU3? Si4? Si3? WHERE IS Sih??

If only he can put this proficiency in the written word to use on his gay teenager's diary news outlet... oh wait.

 

[Franz Joseph]

We’ve been through this a few times that Ralph’s end is near. Ralph is pure strain white trash. His shitty genetics ensure he survives all the drugs and booze until one day, suddenly, he’s fusing with his chair.

I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph is one of those dudes that has that type of trash genetics that inexplicably let him live into his 80's.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph is one of those dudes that has that type of trash genetics that inexplicably let him live into his 80's.

Judging from his mother and paw paw i would doubt
Edit lets not forget about his brother

 

[Cad an Hell]

'Flight delays'



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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph is one of those dudes that has that type of trash genetics that inexplicably let him live into his 80's.

I know his little walnut brain can't handle this level of thought but I'd be very curious to hear what his actual plan is. Like he has to know the Killtream has reached its heyday and even his most loyal paypigs will eventually die from AIDs or fentanyl OD. So whatever pittance he's making now is the most he'll ever make. He has legal issues all over and no savings and shitty credit. There is no opportunity for his quality of life to ever improve and its god awful as it is.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

'Flight delays'

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Good ol gunt, admits he's not sober one day while pilled out of his mind, copes about being sober the next day.