2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

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Is she going to sue Spokeo, White Pages,Been Verified, etc. Next? Dox aren't a secret mythical substance pulled out a dark web ether. You exist and advertisers collect your information. Be mad at the people who collected it, not the people who Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V it.
 
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Did she notice she was starting to become irrelevant again so she had to start more shit just so she can be involved in drama? AGAIN! Someone should tell her not all publicity is good publicity. The bitch has had me blocked on X for almost a year now. I said she looked like a dyke. Apparently that's her soft spot.
 
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Neil said:
Lawyer went on lock, figures.
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Also she did it again:
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The Alyssa Mercante cycle:
1. Do stupid thing
2. get mocked for it online
3. Double down
4. Get mocked even harder
5. Post a vanity pic and humble-brag about your life to prove you're not owned
repeat

Game journalism is such a laughable non-job that Alyssa can spend 95% of her week fighting with people online and the other 5% living the NYC paid-for-by-my-parents trustfund kiddie lifestyle. All Kotaku seems to pay her to do is act as unprofessional as possible on Twitter and maybe attach her name to a blogpost every other month.
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Why do all of these crazy lefty bitches have the worst tattoos possible?
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
she is one of those people i go “who?” then click on her thread and immediately go “oh… her”
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Ditto. I clicked the article and instantly recognized that smug fucking picture of her duckfacing. "Heh, that cunt."

Also, can I assume that a lawyer is an incompetent when they use language like "crosshairs" or "we won't give your client the time of day"?

Edit: I reread it and hoo-boy. I'm convinced this legal threat wasn't written by a real lawyer at all. "this firm will go back to it's usual policy of thinking about Josh Moon and Kiwifarms as little as humanly possible."
Yeah, I think this is like that schizo Swiss cunt from awhile back that made up a fake law firm, website and all, to scare Josh. Another example is Rekeita caught the eye of some schizo chess player who sent a fake legal threat demanding 50k so they wouldn't sue. This was before Nick went full retard. @Null, either you or Hardin should confirm that this is a real firm and if so, that they actually sent this baloney.
 
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joebobmurphy said:
Yeah, I think this is like that schizo Swiss cunt from awhile back that made up a fake law firm, website and all, to scare Josh.
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No, he's actually associated in some ambiguous way with a New York law firm, which somehow doesn't have him on their webpage. He's called "of counsel." And he cites Kathryn Tewson, usually known as TWO-TON from the Weeb Wars, because she's FAT, as a paralegal. And one of the people actually listed on the website of that law firm is Akiva Cohen, most famous here for registering a copyright on a picture of his kids from his broken marriage and threatening to sue us for it.

So there are indeed deep connections and this guy actually is a lawyer, even if he is an incredibly retarded one.
 
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AlmightyMagichan said:
None of this would be happening if we had more black lesbian space witch representation in the US Court system. We need people who can fight for today's modern issues.
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youre right alyssa would be too busy being gang raped while the brown women in charge told them to suck it up for diversity's sake. which is a nice consolation ig but idk if id wish that on the camel fucking nafri fuckers
 
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No, he's actually associated in some ambiguous way with a New York law firm, which somehow doesn't have him on their webpage. He's called "of counsel." And he cites Kathryn Tewson, usually known as TWO-TON from the Weeb Wars, because she's FAT, as a paralegal. And one of the people actually listed on the website of that law firm is Akiva Cohen, most famous here for registering a copyright on a picture of his kids from his broken marriage and threatening to sue us for it.

So there are indeed deep connections and this guy actually is a lawyer, even if he is an incredibly retarded one.
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Jesus. I really do wonder about anyone that can get through years of law school, pass the bar, and still not have a lick of professionalism if their flabby body. Welp, I'm saying it now. If another call to arms goes out I'm pledging 200 at the bare minimum.
 
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AnOminous said:
No, he's actually associated in some ambiguous way with a New York law firm, which somehow doesn't have him on their webpage. He's called "of counsel." And he cites Kathryn Tewson, usually known as TWO-TON from the Weeb Wars, because she's FAT, as a paralegal. And one of the people actually listed on the website of that law firm is Akiva Cohen, most famous here for registering a copyright on a picture of his kids from his broken marriage and threatening to sue us for it.

So there are indeed deep connections and this guy actually is a lawyer, even if he is an incredibly retarded one.
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...who lost his job and sperged out enough to get 1-star ratings on avvo for his behavior and performance a mere year ago, exactly around the time he says in his CV he became associated with the KUSK firm, a half-year before being admitted to the NY Bar, and about when he rebranded from personal injury litigation to "complex entertainment and 1A litigation."
 
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