Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

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Confirmation that Colton's experience with the farms still lives in his head.
Looks like Colton had zero friends at the con. As if he had any! The loners are easy to pick out at cons. Standing ackwardly by themselves with a dumb shit eating grin on their face.
 
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Assistant Manajerk said:
The last post here was a bit over two months ago. But there is a recent development.

I am currently at Everfree, and ran into our dear friend in a room party. I excused myself, but not before he said to me "I didn't see your car in the parking lot", to which I replied that I did not bring it (because I know he'd do some shit like slash my tires).

As I left, he followed, saying I "had a lot of nerve showing up". I then said "Lochmann, leave me alone". He persisted in talking trash and I said "Leave me alone, or I'm going to con staff". Arrogantly, he stated "I don't give a fuck". Thus I went to staff, all the while our friend followed.

Once at Con Ops, I made my case as he was claiming that twas I who doxxed him and leaked his nudes. I was told by a staffer that he cane to them earlier making said claim, showing this thread as proof (which backfired as it revealed that he was the instigator).

He's been warned to leave me alone, and I have been instructed to contact Hotel security if he ignores that edict.
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I'm late, but here's my reaction to this anecdote:

 
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So they got kicked and their badge was revoked, They did a long winded rant on the everfree discord about it. I have saved it for prosparity. I didn't think to get a screenshot because I was fucked up at that moment. But I did copy it. Enjoy

@latent Logic @button [Chair] @Unknown-user [Board/Hotel] @Simul [Board] F you and your backwards leftist convention for wrongfully banning me and revoking my badge last night for what @LtBob slandered about me on kiwifarms. Of course that fat dummy twisted your woke zero violence polices to work in his favor to get me wrongly banned and yet he gets to roam the con freely for the bs that he did to me. He should been banned for what he did!!! NOT ME!! Oh and I conned my way in to a free bowling vip dinner too last night. You woke leftists all claim to be against capitalism and yet you do the oppistie charing insane prices where it favors the rich like a $5,000 badge that no brainers will glady pay for. Joeseph should suffer consequences for what he did to me. This is so unfair and you fuckin democrats robbed me of my social security money I saved so hard up for to enjoy this convention. You knew that Joeseph was a huge problem due to him being an alcoholic and what he did to me on kiwifarms. Also f you @moonlight Shadow for defending Joeseph even after I told you in the making friends is magic panel of all the horrid stuff he says to slander me on kiwifarms. I don't give a f that this post will be deleted as long as this is temporarily seen from this burner discord account. ALL YOU AND EVERFREE'S STAFF KNOW WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG TO ME AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY FOR IT! This lousy convention ran by the woke needs to regroup and rethink it's real target audience. The fandom and show is no longer meant for kids and it's target audience n cons honestly need to be 21+. Oh and know you f'ers are gonna let Joeseph post this on kiwifarms. You sheeple also forced us to get the covid jab n stuff
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He then went on to do some basic bitch pro trump shit and lgbtq hate. You know, larping.

I'll have to say hi next year. I didn't realise there was so many on the fun side of the internet.
 
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Assistant Manajerk said:
He just came up with the term. Stated usimg it about a year ago.

Another term he likes to use is "Chupapi"; A slur for people of Hispanic descent. That term I know the origin of. It come from this TikTok meme of this guy harassing people by shouting the pseudo Spanish phrase "Chupapi Muñaño".

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Chupapi comes from "chupa" which essentially means suck my dick. And "papi", meaning daddy
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He's literally saying suck my dick daddy?
Holy shit
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I hope one of those staff members makes an account in a few days just to shit on this person.
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Would you look at that? Turns out you fucking called it. :story:
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So they got kicked and their badge was revoked, They did a long winded rant on the everfree discord about it. I have saved it for prosparity. I didn't think to get a screenshot because I was fucked up at that moment. But I did copy it. Enjoy
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Thanks for sharing this. What an absolutely hilarious read.
 
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Alright, let's unpack the absolute spergfest that is Colton's Discord meltdown:
@latent Logic @button [Chair] @Unknown-user [Board/Hotel] @Simul [Board] F you and your backwards leftist convention for wrongfully banning me and revoking my badge last night for what @LtBob slandered about me on kiwifarms.
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@Assistant Manajerk literally did nothing to Colton. It was Colton who decided to make an account on Kiwi Farms, with the sole purpose of blackmailing Joseph with the looming threat of doxing him if he ever slighted him. Colton also posted before Joseph. It was the first post in this thread until the OP was inserted.
Of course that fat dummy twisted your woke zero violence polices to work in his favor to get me wrongly banned and yet he gets to roam the con freely for the bs that he did to me. He should been banned for what he did!!! NOT ME!!
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This is fucking rich. So Colton decides to preemptively go to con staff and show his thread as proof that Joseph is a bad person. Then, he still decides to go and try to intimidate Joseph? When Joseph alerts staff, they warn Colton not to bother Joseph, which he obviously ignored if he got his badge banned and revoked. Much like this entire OP, it's all on Colton's poor decisions.
Oh and I conned my way in to a free bowling vip dinner too last night.
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Ah yes, nothing like bragging about scamming the staff you are trying to appeal your ban to in order to help your case. Another genius play from Mr. Lochmann.
You woke leftists all claim to be against capitalism and yet you do the oppistie charing insane prices where it favors the rich like a $5,000 badge that no brainers will glady pay for. Joeseph should suffer consequences for what he did to me. This is so unfair and you fuckin democrats robbed me of my social security money I saved so hard up for to enjoy this convention.
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Of course he decides to fucking politisperg and blame the Democrats for robbing him of his tugboat that he used to pay for the convention he's now banned from. Seriously, what the fuck do the Democrats have to do with you getting banned from Everfree Colton? Your own shitty behavior is what you got you banned, it was nothing political.
You knew that Joeseph was a huge problem due to him being an alcoholic and what he did to me on kiwifarms. Also f you @moonlight Shadow for defending Joeseph even after I told you in the making friends is magic panel of all the horrid stuff he says to slander me on kiwifarms.
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Is this the main point he was trying to use against Joseph when he initially went to staff? What a fucking stretch. I don't see how Joseph's "alcoholism" (It feels like Colton is making this out to be worse than it actually is, you know, actual slander) outside the convention would be a problem if he's not breaking the rules. Also funny that he can't see why staff would defend Joseph when Colton's instigating everything.
I don't give a f that this post will be deleted as long as this is temporarily seen from this burner discord account. ALL YOU AND EVERFREE'S STAFF KNOW WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG TO ME AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY FOR IT!
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I personally think the con staff should make this public so everyone can laugh at Colton. As a bonus, it's a great example of what not to do in terms of behavior.
This lousy convention ran by the woke needs to regroup and rethink it's real target audience. The fandom and show is no longer meant for kids and it's target audience n cons honestly need to be 21+.
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Super ironic that someone who acts like a literal petulant child when he doesn't get his way is sperging about how the fandom is "no longer meant for kids". Okay Colton? The con is for adults and you aren't fucking acting like one.
Oh and know you f'ers are gonna let Joeseph post this on kiwifarms. You sheeple also forced us to get the covid jab n stuff
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Turns out, it wasn't Joseph who posted this, but what do you fucking expect after having a public meltdown? Also more irrelevant political sperging. Thanks Colton, this was quite an entertaining schizo rant, please post more.
 
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He then went on to do some basic bitch pro trump shit and lgbtq hate. You know, larping.
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Colton is a tranny incel. He hates pooners and considers them to be women larping as men (which is true) while screaming "TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN!!! I AM A PROUD LESBIAN!!!" over and over again. Just to give you an idea about him, let me give you a few examples. Colton hates Christians, claiming them to be "Sky daddy worshippers" and that "Religion is so gay, your stories are fake!!!!", as one of the reasons he hates Joseph aka @Assistant Manajerk all the while he is a strong supporter of Satanism, a religion around a fallen angel in Christianity. Another example of his hypocrisy is how in his original post here, he pokes fun at @Assistant Manajerk for being a "fat blob loser with an ugly girlfriend and shitty car who works a crappy job and lives with mommy and daddy!" despite the fact that Colton is not only a fat tranny incel, but also a dude with no job, car, or girlfriend who leaches off the government, lives with his mother, and plays with children's toys because he hates society and "those dumb people with jobs". Basically, he's a massive hypocrite. I hope someone from that Everfree discord see's this just to get a basic idea of the man child they're dealing with.
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The Dragonmancer said:
So they got kicked and their badge was revoked, They did a long winded rant on the everfree discord about it. I have saved it for prosparity. I didn't think to get a screenshot because I was fucked up at that moment. But I did copy it. Enjoy
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*he
*his
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*posterity
*You still sound fucked up.
 
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Buahahaha!!! Fucking AWESOME. I could not have begged GodBear for a better conclusion to Colton's visit to Everfree, absolutely capped off by him being stupid enough to REEEEEEEE about it in their Discord for us to enjoy.

Thank you @The Dragonmancer for sharing this, and above all thank you Colton (YWNBAW) for this truely excellent sour grapes-flavoured treat for my breakfast this morning! I now have all the schadenfreude I need to get me through the day.
 
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