🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ralph getting excited when something turns ten years old? What a fucking surprise.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

All that Ralph has is the past

He has no future

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He's putting the band back together! Ralphamale rises! Gator, Milo, Zidan! 15k viewers on Rumble baby!
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Is this how the Church on That Land gets built?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

All that Ralph has is the past

He has no future

He was doing the pathetic “let’s get the band back together” cringe after his drunken AF bonfire. He was begging for any of his old buddies to talk to him and was totally ignored.

IIRC Null was the only person who agreed to civilly speak to him and it was only to pick his pickled brain about AF, and not surprisingly Gunt had nothing interesting to add.

Nobody will be interested in this human turd’s embarrassing gamer gate ten year reunion. He can only fantasize about the glory days before everyone realized what a gross dumb shit stain Ethan Ralph was.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He lucked out being at the right place and time. Ethan Ralph himself was never the driving force of the killstream even at it's maximum height. He owes everything to the guests and the people that made the show interesting.

The fact he wants "the band back together" reinforces that he can't do it on his own and never could.

 

[Pale Empress]

I doubt Ralph is serious at all about an anniversary stream, if anything it makes good fodder to shit on everybody who ignores/rejects his plea for attention, which is probably what he wants in the first place.

Sargin had a brush with nternational infamy and bounced back with his youtube content.

Milo made tons of money and had international attention for years during his speaking tours, briefly rubbed elbows with politicians and successful music superstars, and even now is a constant presence in fringe politics. That he's as gracious as to stoop to being a guest on the Killstream should have Ralph worried more than excited.

Zidan enjoys a successful career making an assumed six figures, making international business trips and is generally fondly remembered by the sektur.

Matt has a family, a wife and kids that love him, and he treats the Internet as a hobby.

Only Gator and Ralph are left, and the eternal janny who long held water for the convicted felon/sex criminal/woman abuser/drug addict/deadbeat dad/international fugitive wants absolutely nothing to do with his former Master.

I hope all of the bridges that he burned over the years are keeping Ralph toasty warm in his drafty shed.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

SUPRISES GamgerGate Anniversay. How retarded do you have to be to make 3 typos in such a short text?

Four typos.
Not three. FOUR typos.
"Wednesdays's".

It took me about the third time I laughed out loud reading that tweet to notice the fourth mistake.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Only Gator and Ralph are left, and the eternal janny who long held water for the convicted felon/sex criminal/woman abuser/drug addict/deadbeat dad/international fugitive wants absolutely nothing to do with his former Master.

I'm surprised Ralph hasn't tried begging Jim to come on if he's willing to beg Gaydah to come on. If he isn't too pilled out, he might bring KOP or Godwinson as backup.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Meigh will change her name and even if Ralph manages to prevent this, she can just wait until he dies (which will likely be in the next 5 years) and then just never tell her about him.

Didn’t Harry once say she’d grow up to hear of her father’s heroics as a pilot in the Russian-Ukrainian war before getting tagged by a missile?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Didn’t Harry once say she’d grow up to hear of her father’s heroics as a pilot in the Russian-Ukrainian war before getting tagged by a missile?

And your daddy's name... Was Coach Redpill. *tear*

 

[Antonio_Brown84]

Ralph is jealous someone else gets to see their kids without supervision.

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Allow me to explain this.
This is unrelated to the Kino Casino.
The User Ralph is re-posting is a man who goes by many names. Some just call him Pickle, Others know him as Halloweeniefren or just HF. He was in da sektur briefly. the person hes posting the "dox" of is a man named Vic Piedescalzo. HF has a blood vendetta against him and his family for perceived slights against him. The main issue is that HF is related to a man named Luigi DiGennaro.

He used to be involved in a predator catching group known as The Dragons Den. they used Telegram to host all sorts of disgusting material which allegedly included CP because one of the members also hosted a porn Telegram. Luigi is a pedophile and HF is his right hand man.

There is so much info on these two I can make a thread on them but this is the basics.

 

[Rage Pig]

Is Ralph fixin to burn another paypig?
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He forgot to tag him and then forgot who he was. This can happen when your fat melon head contains pig shit instead of a brain.

 

[Niggernerd]

He forgot to tag him and then forgot who he was. This can happen when your fat melon head contains pig shit instead of a brain.
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Uh..Ralph it sounds like it's the other way around

 

[AltisticRight]

He forgot to tag him and then forgot who he was. This can happen when your fat melon head contains pig shit instead of a brain.
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He thinks $1k is a lot of money.
Didn't he call $20 life-changing? He showed Adrienne Blair his bank account once and it had what $50k at most?

Piggy's down bad.
He'll somehow find a way to go down further.

Edit: I meant $20k but now, $20 might as well also be life-changing for this broke piggy.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I'm guessing he meant to quote tweet some paypig, but his brain is fully immersed in liquid at this point, so now he doesn't know what day it is.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I know everyone is giving Ralph shit for bitching out and rightfully so considering how much shit he talked and how much of a tough guy act he puts on. Realistically though, it was probably a good idea for Ralph to decline the fight anyway. Besides the reason that he has lost every fight he's ever been in, Ralph had to have surgery done on his orbital socket. One smart punch could cause serious medical injury. Ralph was lucky that Dan aimed for the jawline. Quite frankly, this fat retard needs to stay away from physical confrontation as much as possible. The next time Ralph catches a beat down may be the last.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:
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Audio companion.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy is thirst posting into the void.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well I imagine Dax will be scrambling to find reasons to be busy or maimed that weekend.

Edit: Meanwhile in Guntland

Of course piggy would understand the inner workings of the teenage girl mind.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Matt has a family, a wife and his wife's kids, and he treats the Internet as a hobby.

Edited for accuracy