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Didn't he leave Merida on Saturday 17th? This is a 10 days trip for a 30 min hearing.
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I'm guessing the errand is hitting la pharmacia to get more xannies before the seizures start
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Well that was probably the first woman that hasn’t flinched from his touch in years so in his damaged brain that’s totally a win bish
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Must be keen to make sure his cats die.
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Horny on main, how embarrassing.
Where did all the money go, Ralph?
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10 days of 2 cats left alone? Hopefully he left the AC on but that place must smell awful (on top of the regular Ralph funk) with all that cat shit and piss piling up. Wasn’t one of his cats sick recently too?
lester
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I have two cat boxes for 2 cats and those things have to be cleaned every day. 10 days one box 2 cats for Ralph. That's just flat out cruel and disgusting. Those cats need to be removed from him.
*And fucking how hard would it be to hire a house sitter while he's gone? Or at least someone to come in there once a day and check on things.
*And fucking how hard would it be to hire a house sitter while he's gone? Or at least someone to come in there once a day and check on things.
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FiveStarAce
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My bad, I meant $20k.
However, considering his net loss of thousands from this useless trip to "dox Kiwi Farms freaks" who were better dressed and groomed for the occasion than this grey hairy unwashed unkempt piggy, $20 would help him a lot too.
Why isn't piggytits streaming? He's scared?
Losing to Aaron TWICE without the cuck lifting a single finger?
That's rough buddy.
Scared little piggy. Squirm piggy. Squeal piggy.
Douglas Mortimer
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Get back to the shack and take care of those cats Ralph
Dude, the last time someone had to take an entire week to make a trip that now takes 8 hours by airplane the Ford Model T was still in production.
What the fuck is he doing? He could have taken the bus and it would have been faster and cheaper.
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Maybe he's homeless and is just living in the airport.
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He's living in the airport. Tough times create desperate piggies with four titties.
Why would he even go back to Mexico if he was homeless, though?
He either is trying to avoid going back to the tin shack for some specific reason or he really expected Rekieta and Dick to just let him crash with them for 2 weeks, maybe more, "just till ah can get on mah feet".
Maybe the lawyer/plumber kicked him out and told him to get his shit off his property as soon as he gets home and he's trying to drag it out as much as possible.
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Mexico is his special safe space because Ralph fears true and honest Americans. He's safe from polite well dressed alogs, he's safe from Aaron accepting a sparing match he asked for, he's safe from Jim making pig noises while he stands outside is house and he's safe from hearing people say, "Is that a pig wearing human clothes?" in English.
Also Tijuana has a lot of drugs and strip clubs so he's safe from mean old Mr. Reality reminding him that he's a literal bum. Grouch status even.
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It's a work hahahaha. He's actually been traveling in a covered wagon, pioneer-style, suckers. And in a drunken, pilled, raging fugue he's decided to stop watering his horses because horses are evil bitches, and so now they're dying, he's hungry, and he's lost in outlaw Mexican desert begging banditos to come hold the horse for him à la Blood Meridian.
You wish you had this real life, losers.
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Ralph waddling out of his tin shack in Mexico screaming SUFFAH PUSSAY! to his cats as he goes to the airport
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"I may be an irrelevant felon with multiple ongoing legal actions against me and live alone in a shack and make as much as a garbage man, but at least I'm cool! Look how many cool hats I got! Y'all barely have any cool hats!"
Foreword of his book
Foreword of his book
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There's a couple problems with that trip for Ralph.Dude, the last time someone had to take an entire week to make a trip that now takes 8 hours by airplane the Ford Model T was still in production.
What the fuck is he doing? He could have taken the bus and it would have been faster and cheaper.
First problem is that the first leg of the flight from Merida to Mexico City is Aeromexico. That was the airline Ralph had some sort of fight with. He is likely banned after whatever happened and then charging back his flight.
Second problem is that it goes through Benito Juarez airport. Ralph swore off EVER going to that airport again after he claimed to be the victim of anti-gringo discrimination during to the above-mentioned dispute.
Third problem is that he is only able to enter his own country of birth via land or sea routes only.
When all of these problems coincide, you get the very prolonged and meandering itineraries like Ralph's current, ongoing one.
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Reminder he keeps one of the cats he doesn't like locked in a single room by itself away from Cleo.
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