UKRAINERalph is not safe in Mexico despite his constant hollering of the contrary, Mexico can and will extradite his fat ass the second the US tells them too (what a bitch-made country to flee too!)
There's only one place on the planet where the Ralphamale is truly safe from the totalitarian government he was born under:
If you were Shanaynay McPiggytits (nee Ethan Oliver Ralph who forsook the name his daddy done gib him last week when he denied who,he was to some rando on the street) would you want to be alone with the other people in your head?
wasn’t it Portugal 2 where not only did SMP get his ass kicked for no money, but he was the one who escalated things from Cog & Dan watching him from afar to getting his ass (and a lot of the rest of him) soundly kicked?
Sorry man, but that shanaynay bit won't stick when we already have a short and sweet names like "Gunt", "pig" or "rapist"
Yes. In common with R.G. Greer, once he moves on, everyone else should too.
yes.
those are pet names. I like using his given name. Or his initials which are great because his initials look like “simp’’
And he wonders why he's on to ex wife #2.
Worked out pretty good for Coach, all things considered.
I always forget he got married to Nora, a teenager he met on the internet and decided to marry based on those interactions.
He takes what he can get, which has never been a lot and is now nothing. And he deserves even less. It's a miracle that a disgusting pig-goblin like Ralph has ever even found a woman to tolerate him for more than a second. If he didn't have fleeting relevancy online he would be an incel. He has nothing to offer to a woman, he is ugly and short with a shit personality so clout and money was the only thing that got him some bottom of the barrel young or mentally ill women to orbit him. He now does not have even that. He is now ugly, short with a shit personality and also poor (and bald).
Let me paint you a picture: There were leaked chatlogs with gator in from when Ralph had a pornstar on his show. In the Logs he went over how after the Interview he paid to fuck her infront of Meigh, who was pregnant at that time and bragged about cumming on her face "like in the mooooovies".
He even acknowledges that Meigh agreeing to this shit was self-harm for her. He knew this and he never cared.
Ralph is also a big internet tough guy. He constantly talks about how he could beat someone's ass here or scare somebody there. In fact I'd say he does it more than Tonka did back in the day. Cog and Dan going to Portugal to fuck with Ralph was a dumb idea, but at the end of the day it was Ralph that decided to attempt to slap Cog because he probably figured Cog would back down. Problem was Dan was just ready to beat his ass because he said stuff about his wife or something. If there is anyone you can justify laughing at for getting his ass beat, it's Ralph.
Don’t forget fat. Despite the fake edited selfies he posts (like the insecure teenage girl he is,) he is irl, still FAT. Likewise, without the b&w filter he’s taken to using, irl he looks like a bloated 50+-year old chronic alcoholic.
But in his alcohol and xanny pickled brain he’s certain that his Big Comeback is coming any day now.
You can equally apply that to Xander but instead it was a thumb. And there's video ebidance.
Meigh will change her name and even if Ralph manages to prevent this, she can just wait until he dies (which will likely be in the next 5 years) and then just never tell her about him.
Fuck me, 2014 was 10 years ago.
